emily moved here in january, we got a place together, and we recently adopted a kitty
taking the GRE soon then applying to grad schools! woo
Nice. Where you looking at for grad school?
Also to follow up on what I said: I did visit several establishments, tried a Sazerac (tasty!), had a few beers, did terribly at pool, and then played some You Don't Know Jack!
tell your mother it could never happen, however flattered you may be
take your right and left hand and place them on each end of the witch's vagina
yank them in opposing directions and stick your head in the witch's vagina
you enter a boardroom. the boardroom is Microsoft's. As you emerge covered in vaginal lubricant, the entire room gives you a standing ovation.
congratulations you are now CEO of Microsoft and you make millions of dollars a second.
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a standing ovulation
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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and then back on
and then off again
open cooler
put ice in cooler
put beer in cooler
sit on log
Nice. Where you looking at for grad school?
Also to follow up on what I said: I did visit several establishments, tried a Sazerac (tasty!), had a few beers, did terribly at pool, and then played some You Don't Know Jack!
you win
you win the round
next round: look to your right
your mom just saw what you did to the witch
BURN HER
...it failed
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more specifically the east coast to the west coast
damn
i mean duh
raise the fist, lick it
angrily cock eyebrow
stand up
punch through the nearby television as a sign of Great Strength
your mom is in love with you now. sexually.
country rock?
Grind metal.
Meth Magic
Both of these will be found in my next DnD campaign.
Oh wait, I had forgotten about Unknown Armies Oniromancers. Doin' meth all day erryday.
take your right and left hand and place them on each end of the witch's vagina
yank them in opposing directions and stick your head in the witch's vagina
Is it wrong the first thing that came into my head was: "Maybe it would be like the wardrobe to Narnia"
I summon the oblong people
and tell them to confuse her with their off-putting form while I come up with a plan
Then I edit the post for no particular reason
you enter a boardroom. the boardroom is Microsoft's. As you emerge covered in vaginal lubricant, the entire room gives you a standing ovation.
congratulations you are now CEO of Microsoft and you make millions of dollars a second.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.