Muse Among MenSuburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered Userregular
I saw this movie yesterday and I had a great time. Craig's fight scenes were brutal. It was not a perfect film, but it was really enjoyable and I recommend you guys watch it, because I haven't had as much fun in a movie theatre in a long time.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
I want to eat a handful of psilocybin mushrooms and go see this thing.
I still don't see how this is any more ridiculous than 300. That 300 is loosely based on history is pretty much irrelevant. There's nothing realistic about 300.
The point isn't that 300 looks ridiculous, the point is that The Immortals looks like a shitty cash-in 300 ripoff.
I still don't see how this is any more ridiculous than 300. That 300 is loosely based on history is pretty much irrelevant. There's nothing realistic about 300.
The point isn't that 300 looks ridiculous, the point is that The Immortals looks like a shitty cash-in 300 ripoff.
The one thing i liked about 300 was that i saw it more as the story teller exaggerating events, less then "they fought like a giant, super rhinos and shit"
Unless it was supposed to be literal, and whats his face fought a troll, then that's just lame.
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FeriluceAdrift on the morning star.Aberdeen, WARegistered Userregular
I liked Cowboys and Aliens a lot. Sure it had a few missteps, but it was fun and I liked the actors.
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
I still don't see how this is any more ridiculous than 300. That 300 is loosely based on history is pretty much irrelevant. There's nothing realistic about 300.
The point isn't that 300 looks ridiculous, the point is that The Immortals looks like a shitty cash-in 300 ripoff.
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
A movie just being ok isn't really enough to motivate me to go pay $10 or so to see it in a theater. That's basically telling me to wait till it's on netflix.
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
but then we'd have no feminine sex appeal!
you mean they can't stop the aliens from raping the horses and riding out on the women?
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pyromaniac221this just might bean interestin YTRegistered Userregular
Also who the fuck watched The Last Airbender and thought, "You know, Noah Ringer really brings his character to life! Let's put him alongside Craig and Ford, that movie will be unstoppable!"
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
but then we'd have no feminine sex appeal!
Just have the sexy cowgirl be a sexy cowgirl and not an alien!
She was with him on the ship and helped him escape and has been trying to find him and is surprised that he has no memory of her. Bam same exact character without all the extraneous horseshit.
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is there a person on earth wants to see a movie called Cowboys and Aliens and have it end with someone other than the cowboys beating the aliens
Also who the fuck watched The Last Airbender and thought, "You know, Noah Ringer really brings his character to life! Let's put him alongside Craig and Ford, that movie will be unstoppable!"
Jesus, his character had no fucking purpose.
So that Harrison Ford can give him a knife with the unspoken agreement
“You’ll use this in the third act to kill an alien.”
Also who the fuck watched The Last Airbender and thought, "You know, Noah Ringer really brings his character to life! Let's put him alongside Craig and Ford, that movie will be unstoppable!"
Also who the fuck watched The Last Airbender and thought, "You know, Noah Ringer really brings his character to life! Let's put him alongside Craig and Ford, that movie will be unstoppable!"
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
but then we'd have no feminine sex appeal!
Just have the sexy cowgirl be a sexy cowgirl and not an alien!
She was with him on the ship and helped him escape and has been trying to find him and is surprised that he has no memory of her. Bam same exact character without all the extraneous horseshit.
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is there a person on earth wants to see a movie called Cowboys and Aliens and have it end with someone other than the cowboys beating the aliens
that's the story though, that is how the graphic novel goes
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
if when Olivia Wilde had been injured, instead of the indians tossing her on the fire which heals her somehow, I thought she should have pulled out a GPS to lead them to her ship which had been shot down by the bad aliens where she could get medical help and also some alien rifles which would have enabled the townspeople to fight the bad aliens better
Or just not have some stupid good alien that gives pointless exposition and saves the day, and instead have the cowboys win with pure grit and ruggedness
but then we'd have no feminine sex appeal!
Just have the sexy cowgirl be a sexy cowgirl and not an alien!
She was with him on the ship and helped him escape and has been trying to find him and is surprised that he has no memory of her. Bam same exact character without all the extraneous horseshit.
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is there a person on earth wants to see a movie called Cowboys and Aliens and have it end with someone other than the cowboys beating the aliens
that's the story though, that is how the graphic novel goes
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The point isn't that 300 looks ridiculous, the point is that The Immortals looks like a shitty cash-in 300 ripoff.
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this is pretty much how i felt.
dang Favreau, you've got Han Solo AND James Bond on your cast. there was a ton of potential.
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300 was a cash-in 300 ripoff.
Unless it was supposed to be literal, and whats his face fought a troll, then that's just lame.
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it wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible either
had some fun bits, and some odd bits
I had an idea though that I think would have improved one bit
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also I saw some Total Remake footage at Comic-Con and it actually looked pretty okay
Don't be spoiling the sequel damn it.
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In my opinion, it is worth one viewing. It does not make me want to own it.
The intro credited around five people for the screenplay. That set off alarm bells. And it turned out that those fears were justified.
Jesus, his character had no fucking purpose.
it was kind of a mess, but I definitely wasn't bored like some of you guys were
I don't really get complaints about the pace, in particular, because it didn't seem that much slower than a lot of other westerns I've seen
She was with him on the ship and helped him escape and has been trying to find him and is surprised that he has no memory of her. Bam same exact character without all the extraneous horseshit.
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is there a person on earth wants to see a movie called Cowboys and Aliens and have it end with someone other than the cowboys beating the aliens
http://www.audioentropy.com/
So that Harrison Ford can give him a knife with the unspoken agreement
Who the fuck watched The Last Airbender
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