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DC Comics September 2007 Solicitations

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edited June 2007 in Graphic Violence
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    oh shit

    look at the Teen Titans cover

    where the Titans of Tomorrow beat up the Justice League

    and in the bottom left corner is

    Martian Manhunter

    not in his shitty new costume!

    probably just an artist error

    but also the flash is in the league, too

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Since Miss Martian is there, I guess they're viewing Superboy's return as inevitable given the current course

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Since Miss Martian is there, I guess they're viewing Superboy's return as inevitable given the current course

    But Kid Flash Future is there, too

    so maybe Bart comes back as Kid Flash!

    I mean, it's not Impulse

    but at least he might not die!

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »

    Go ahead folks, read the solicit and start complaining.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    whoops, forgot the Search for Ray Palmer one

    I swear it wasn't there when I downloaded them all

    nothing special anyway

    (the cover, that is)

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    whoops, forgot the Search for Ray Palmer one

    I swear it wasn't there when I downloaded them all

    nothing special anyway

    (the cover, that is)

    Whose the big guy with the giant horns on the Ray Palmer cover?

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Since Miss Martian is there, I guess they're viewing Superboy's return as inevitable given the current course

    But Kid Flash Future is there, too

    so maybe Bart comes back as Kid Flash!

    I mean, it's not Impulse

    but at least he might not die!

    That's different. I mean, of course there's going to be a Flash, and it could be any white guy under that mask.

    But I guess the same could be said of future Superman as well. I mean there has to be a Superman, and of course he's going to look like Superman. He could be a new clone, for all we know, since another clone is bound to look like future Superboy due to being so genetically similar.

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  • rchourchou Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »

    Go ahead folks, read the solicit and start complaining.


    oh fuck that noise.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    whoops, forgot the Search for Ray Palmer one

    I swear it wasn't there when I downloaded them all

    nothing special anyway

    (the cover, that is)

    Whose the big guy with the giant horns on the Ray Palmer cover?

    some wildstorm fag

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    rchou wrote: »

    oh fuck that noise.

    Why would they spoil this? Why white out the cover and then reveal it in the solicit?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    wait what are we bitching about

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh ok, thanks Keith.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    wait what are we bitching about
    It seems that they are making Kyle the new Parallax.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    wait what are we bitching about
    It seems that they are making Kyle the new Parallax.

    but he seems fine on the Search for Ray Palmer cover

    although he's apparently back to the crab mask

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So who knows?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Waitwaitwait


    So Kyle, Jason and Donna are Earth-1 versions of Apollo, Midnighter and the Engineer respectively?


    That's actually pretty awesome.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    Waitwaitwait


    So Kyle, Jason and Donna are Earth-1 versions of Apollo, Midnighter and the Engineer respectively?


    That's actually pretty awesome.

    I didn't even think of that

    but that's weird since Apollo is Superman

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So Kyle and Jason secretly love each other?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So Kyle and Jason secretly love each other?

    Oh sweet, that means Jason's going to die

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    Waitwaitwait


    So Kyle, Jason and Donna are Earth-1 versions of Apollo, Midnighter and the Engineer respectively?


    That's actually pretty awesome.

    I didn't even think of that

    but that's weird since Apollo is Superman
    Yeah, it's kind of weird. Midnighter/Jason makes almost perfect sense, and I can kinda see Donna/Engineer.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bad Karma wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    wait what are we bitching about
    It seems that they are making Kyle the new Parallax.
    C'mon DC, stop messing with every character of yours I like.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh god what the fuck DC you just gave him a new identity and new powers give it a fucking chance.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    all of my posts have been optimistic

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    He's also joining Challengers From Beyond apparently

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hows Peter Milligan as a writer? I haven't read anything of his, so with him doing Infinity Inc, my curiosity has been triggered.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    When I first saw that Parallax solicitation I thought it was heralding the return of Superboy Prime. Someone in one of the recent DC panels announced that he'd be turning up in all the Sinestro Corps hullaballoo. Besides, they've done the, "Kyle is granted enormous power and almost turns evil/insane" story twice now. Why tread over old ground?

    Also, who're the two battling figures on the Suicide Squad cover? I mean, one's obviously Grant DaNasty, but who's the other one?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2007
    I wish they'd kept Kubert on covers for Countdown, especially after Benes and whoever is doing the ones for September.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why are we all assuming Kyle will be Parallax when:

    A. Parallax is pretty obviously powering the Sinestro Corps at the moment

    B. Kyle is clearly on a superhero team at the moment

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    Why are we all assuming Kyle will be Parallax when:

    A. Parallax is pretty obviously powering the Sinestro Corps at the moment

    B. Kyle is clearly on a superhero team at the moment
    Van Sciver wrote:
    Van Sciver said it was very tricky talking about the event, “because there's a lot of stuff happening in the Special which affects the rest of the DCU.” Van Sciver also said that in the 54-page special, fans will also get more information as to the current status of Superboy-Prime. There was some potentially bad news. Van Sciver remarked, “Kyle Rayner fans may not like us after June.”

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Maybe there's more than one Kyle now.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Maybe DC is continuing a trend of idiocy.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Maybe DC is continuing a trend of idiocy.

    :roll:

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Maybe DC is continuing a trend of idiocy.

    Yes, so Kyle is both possessed by a homicidal fear-eating force and on a multiverse traveling superhero team at the same time.

    Clearly, that's the most likely option.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I dunno what all the fuss is about, but if they're screwing around with Kyle, I'm going to be pretty upset. I need my Green Lanterns to remain good guys, thanks.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Maybe DC is continuing a trend of idiocy.

    Not unless people randomly start becoming skrulls

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    I dunno what all the fuss is about, but if they're screwing around with Kyle, I'm going to be pretty upset. I need my Green Lanterns to remain good guys, thanks.

    Well he'll still be a good guy, but first he has to murder the entire Corps, get replaced by a young upstart (I'm thinking a teenaged lesbian eskimo), die, and then come back ten years later when he claims he was possessed by the ghost of Space Hitler.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Algertman wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Maybe DC is continuing a trend of idiocy.

    Not unless people randomly start becoming skrulls

    "If you liked any Iron Man stories in the last thirty years, do we have some bad news for you!"

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah because Marvel's suddenly going to start dramatically altering their history so that readers are no longer sure which characters did what, what's in or out of continuity, or why characters are acting completely unlike themselves.

    DC's already got that market cornered, so really, what'd be the point in even trying to compete?

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Keith wrote: »

    :roll:

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Yeah because Marvel's suddenly going to start dramatically altering their history so that readers are no longer sure which characters did what, what's in or out of continuity, or why characters are acting completely unlike themselves.

    DC's already got that market cornered, so really, what'd be the point in even trying to compete?

    "Suddenly"? Marvel hasn't had a consistent continuity or clear characterization for most of its heavy hitters for years. It's just now coming to a head.

    I have no idea what you're talking about on the DC front. The bullshit during IC and immediately after aside I can't think of any major gaffes.

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