khorne is a bad time for everyone
you'll murder the shit out of a lot of things, but khorne doesn't give a shit if you got murdered, and would probably be happy to see it happen
slaanesh will get you your jollies, but will burn out your jolly-sensors so it takes more and more and more to get you jollied until eventually you just can't get it up anymore
nurgle is a happy guy, but he'll bloat you up with disease and have you live in eternally rotting misery
tzeentch? he'll use you as a pawn. but good pawns are worth keeping alive.
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
khorne is a bad time for everyone
you'll murder the shit out of a lot of things, but khorne doesn't give a shit if you got murdered, and would probably be happy to see it happen
slaanesh will get you your jollies, but will burn out your jolly-sensors so it takes more and more and more to get you jollied until eventually you just can't get it up anymore
nurgle is a happy guy, but he'll bloat you up with disease and have you live in eternally rotting misery
tzeentch? he'll use you as a pawn. but good pawns are worth keeping alive.
okay
i can appreciate this
(slaanesh is second though)
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
there are no such things as good pawns, only good players
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Nurgle is the most under rated chaos god.
That is why Nurgle is the best, he's comin from behind.
khorne is a bad time for everyone
you'll murder the shit out of a lot of things, but khorne doesn't give a shit if you got murdered, and would probably be happy to see it happen
slaanesh will get you your jollies, but will burn out your jolly-sensors so it takes more and more and more to get you jollied until eventually you just can't get it up anymore
nurgle is a happy guy, but he'll bloat you up with disease and have you live in eternally rotting misery
tzeentch? he'll use you as a pawn. but good pawns are worth keeping alive.
Upside for Nurgle? You'll grow to like the diseases and be content with your lot.
Tzeentch? He could screw you over at any time. You'll never know why. And he was beaten a couple times, apparently. Of course, he'd claim that those were wins too, but, well liar. Tzeentch lies but you believe him. He's the storm before the calm. Tzeentch is the great deceiver.
Now, you left three power players off the list. GEOM, Gork, n' Mork.
Now, the Emprah, he's not half as good as on the marketing materials, but he tried to be a stand up guy, and he had enough raw firepower to beat all four of the other guys at once. Gotta respect that.
But the most powerful of all? Probably Gork n' Mork.
One particularly tough warboss needed the Emperor and Horus at once to stop.
He followed Gork N' Mork. Look at the galaxy. Who's always happy? I will quote a philosopher or two:
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
"Orkz are never beaten in combat, if we win we win, if we die, we die fighting so that doesn't count and if we run away it's ok because we're always back for anuvver go".
If one is such a fool as to worship success, well, only one winner in 40K.
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Future China is pretty cool.
they're just a more subdued form of sinister
there are some neat ideas over here: http://advancedtautactica.com/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=14884&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sid=4d02ed4c7e06e33b6d173c02b41c4382
always
wins
And Tzeench can get krumped propah if 'is spiky gitz try 'n mess wit' Gork n' Mork.
Orkz is made for fightin' and for winnin', see?
Why I fear the ocean.
except Slaanesh
I can get behind the rest
change? hell yeah, change is good
Nurgle? I'm not one for decay but he's just so jovial it's hard not to like him
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
but man slaanesh
I just can't help but feel hatred for She Who Thirsts
bitch is the end of the Eldar and I don't truck with that
at least nurgle loves his followers
just move to the black city
so good
finally the most under-appreciated army gets awesome
khorne is a bad time for everyone
you'll murder the shit out of a lot of things, but khorne doesn't give a shit if you got murdered, and would probably be happy to see it happen
slaanesh will get you your jollies, but will burn out your jolly-sensors so it takes more and more and more to get you jollied until eventually you just can't get it up anymore
nurgle is a happy guy, but he'll bloat you up with disease and have you live in eternally rotting misery
tzeentch? he'll use you as a pawn. but good pawns are worth keeping alive.
their new codex is fucking rad
I really want to field a DE army
okay
i can appreciate this
(slaanesh is second though)
That is why Nurgle is the best, he's comin from behind.
Upside for Nurgle? You'll grow to like the diseases and be content with your lot.
Tzeentch? He could screw you over at any time. You'll never know why. And he was beaten a couple times, apparently. Of course, he'd claim that those were wins too, but, well liar. Tzeentch lies but you believe him. He's the storm before the calm. Tzeentch is the great deceiver.
Now, you left three power players off the list. GEOM, Gork, n' Mork.
Now, the Emprah, he's not half as good as on the marketing materials, but he tried to be a stand up guy, and he had enough raw firepower to beat all four of the other guys at once. Gotta respect that.
But the most powerful of all? Probably Gork n' Mork.
One particularly tough warboss needed the Emperor and Horus at once to stop.
He followed Gork N' Mork. Look at the galaxy. Who's always happy? I will quote a philosopher or two:
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
"Orkz are never beaten in combat, if we win we win, if we die, we die fighting so that doesn't count and if we run away it's ok because we're always back for anuvver go".
If one is such a fool as to worship success, well, only one winner in 40K.
Why I fear the ocean.
It's a fucking FACT.
let's see who's the next silvertongued devil to speak
man if I was an ork
I'd build trukks
put gobs on my gobs
fer krumpin' stuff
Yeah the Imperium fight forever blah blah but they are on the defensive.
Every other race is trying to expand or defend their territory.
Or maybe they are fighting to preserve their race or culture but fuck the Eldar.
Orks?
ALWAYS FIGHTING ALL THE TIME THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF WAR.
an ork is never not doing exactly what he wants to be doing right then
We have more for you.
We will always have Orks, forever.
classic loser's defense
even if you kill one army
they'll just respawn from spores and you'll have to deal with them for at least hundreds of years