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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    That's a sex noise.

    That is success.

    Either that or she fell off her chair.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2011
    Swill wrote:
    yo man you getting LAID?

    signs point to yes
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a sex noise.

    That is success.

    Either that or she fell off her chair.

    probably both; i'm thinking she slipped off

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a sex noise.

    That is success.

    Either that or she fell off her chair.

    probably both; i'm thinking she slipped off

    I don't know if I've ever wanted to high five a post more than this

  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote:
    yo man you getting LAID?

    signs point to yes
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a sex noise.

    That is success.

    Either that or she fell off her chair.

    probably both; i'm thinking she slipped off

    hahahahahhahaha

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I'm currently involved in a wonderful conversation with a very cute girl via a dating site.

    She's a real sweetheart and we have tons in common but just enough different to make it interesting, two steps away from knowing all the same people, we went to two different primary schools within 2 miles of eachother for gods sake.

    Cross your fingers for me, dudes, this one has promise.

    I bet her vagina is made of ghosts.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i want to hug/kiss/fuck something

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    But Annie I don't believe in ghosts

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Then you ain't gettin' laid.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    agree 100%

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i want to hug/kiss/fuck something

    Absolutely, possibly, and probably not. In that order.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    hugging and kissing, eh?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    put on this wig and dress and slutty makeup

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    done, done, and done.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    put on this wig and dress and slutty makeup

    Wait, I didn't agree to any of that!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Hugging is awful. I'm such a horrible hugger.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    WIZARD NEEDS CUDDLES... BADLY

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I dig hand holding. I think I'd probably hold hands with a hobo if he asked me.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Yes:
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    HA HA! I'M WASTING THE LAST OF THE POSTS!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    still haven't done that

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    Had a third date with the newest girl...things went very well. She's more reserved than some of the others I've dated but I like the slower pace. Sort of a playful romantic night after a disappointing dinner.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    I want to go on a date :(

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    hiya cal ;)

    (wear something nice)

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    You could have gone on mine.
    Part of our walk took us right by your house, dude.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Callius wrote:
    I want to go on a date :(

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    god damn shatner

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Cal, I loved your bookshelves of history books. We have to hang out sometime and talk history. I had a class entitled "Conspiracies and Secret Societies in History".

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    cal I took a history class last year called Bond...James Bond.

    guess what it was about

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Antimatter wrote:
    god damn shatner

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    ThreeCubed on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    put on this wig and dress and slutty makeup

    this post made me laugh

    the word slutty just makes me laugh so goddamn hard for some reason...

    also yes.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    there are very few men i would kiss

    but young shatner

    dang

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    there are very few men i would kiss

    but young shatner

    dang

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote:
    there are very few men i would kiss

    but young shatner

    dang

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Ok, yeah, I'm starting to see how this happened.
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    I never realized that they had quite similar features in their youth.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    did

    did i make a booboo
    :oops:

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, but he's wearing a red shirt.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i've seen zero episodes of tos

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Doohan stormed Normandy beach
    Seriously

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    You're all mackin' on Scotty, Anti.

    Clearly thinking of me. (because I'm Scottish)

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    did

    did i make a booboo
    :oops:

    It was only noticeable to giant NERRRRRRRRRRRRRDs.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Doohan stormed Normandy beach
    Seriously

    Doohan had a 5 year old child when he died. Doohan died when he was 85.

    GatDAMN Scotty.

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