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Pathetic Geek Stories - the Return of the Geekening

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    the lines actually make you go faster

    Miss me? Find me on:

    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    :^: bale

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    the one thing I don't like on Modern Family is how often Ed O'Neil's character wears tracksuits

    I'm like "dang man, have some dignity"

    twitter/tumblr
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    he's rich as hell and married to sofia vergara

    I think at that point just walking to the car is basically a victory lap

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    if I was rich as hell I'd wear nice clothes is all

    twitter/tumblr
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Al Bundy is old. I think he can be forgiven for not having a great fashion sense.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Centipede Damascus wrote:
    if I was rich as hell I'd wear nice clothes is all

    you know this is a lie

    you'd just drape yourself in silks and not give a fuck

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I own one Tommy Bahama shirt
    If I was rich I would own several Tommy Bahama shirts

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
    Amazon Wishlist: http://www.amazon.com/BusterK/wishlist/3JPEKJGX9G54I/ref=cm_wl_search_bin_1
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    If I were rich I'd dress pretty much exactly the same

    I just wouldn't buy all my clothes from Goodwill, and everything would truly fit me

    Also maybe everything would be button flies?

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Good god I hate button flies.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    That seems like a strange thing to hate, for some reason

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    Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Maybe we wouldn't be so quick to judge if button flies had killed our best friend

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I saw some jeans I liked and saw that they were button flies and was like "ugh that seems like such a hassle why would you wear them"

    then I tried them on and saw that they make your package look awesome and bought the pair

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I have grown very fond of them recently

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I saw some jeans I liked and saw that they were button flies and was like "ugh that seems like such a hassle why would you wear them"

    then I tried them on and saw that they make your package look awesome and bought the pair

    Shit, I never even thought of that

    I just dug the aesthetic

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I bought Javen a pair of dark-wash, slim-fitting button-fly jeans

    Best purchase I've ever made

    (that's a lot of hyphens)

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    Sheri Baldwin Photography | Facebook | Twitter | Etsy Shop | BUY ME STUFF (updated for 2014!)
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I have never owned a pair of button-fly jeans. I hear people talk them up but I never saw the appeal.

    This is the first time I've heard anything about them enhancing the look of a dude's dick though.
    I rely on boxer-briefs for that purpose.

    atlantaghostbusters.com
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