Also, apparently Warren Ellis would only do Dark Heart (with the Atom) if he could put him in Wonder Woman's boobs. I can't remember where I read that though.
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My bad then, didn't notice the 'a' in the name or know of his sister.
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Bringing back the topic of superbaby, I never understood the whole "Lois and supes can't have kids!" thing. They had a kid in Whatever happened to the man of Tomarrow? and Lois looked fine. And that was back in Pre-Crisis days, where Superman could move planets.
If Lois and Supes turned out to be compatible, the pregnancy wouldn't kill Lois. Clark liced on earth since he was a baby and only started to exhibit superpowers in his late childhood.
If Lois and Supes turned out to be compatible, the pregnancy wouldn't kill Lois. Clark liced on earth since he was a baby and only started to exhibit superpowers in his late childhood.
Unless you watched the movie, in which he lifts the Kent's truck (one handed even) as soon as he's out of the pod.
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edited May 2006
You know, just the other day I was watching "Paradise Lost" at my local comic book shop. To be precise, "Paradies Lost" was the episode the JL DVD in the player was currently on, and I happened to watch it as I thumbed through IC #7 (Man, I'm not buying it, it wasn't quite that good).
Jesus, talk about illustrating Timm and co.'s inability to write Superman into fights early on. Supes is absolutely pathetic in the final fight with Hades, particularly when Wonder Woman comes across so well by contrast. I don't care if Hades is a god, Superman is fucking Superman. He should have been able to plow Hades into the dirt, even if Hades was putting up a good fight.
And fuck, don't get me started on the Wonder Woman/Superman fight in Part 1.
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Yeah, that was one of the things the fans were unhappy with in the first season or so. I think Timm & Co only noticed they were doing that after hearing the fan concern.
This is tangential to the topic, but it must needs be said.
George Newbern, voice of JL/JLU Superman is:
[spoiler:be03d0b936]Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children[/spoiler:be03d0b936]
His best line:
[spoiler:be03d0b936]"I've just thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair? On your knees. I want you to beg for forgiveness."[/spoiler:be03d0b936]
...Su-Supes? :shock:
Now, if only he could say that as Superman!
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Well, I didn't know if people wanted to be surprised, seeing as I spoilered the movie, too. u_u
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~Oglethorpe
They had the same problem with Flash too. I mean, at the beginning of Brave and the Bold he's trying to keep up with a truck? It didn't make a whole lot of sense, but made for a fun scene at the time. As the show progressed they sort of got their footing and figured out how to not gimp the characters as much.
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They had the same problem with Flash too. I mean, at the beginning of Brave and the Bold he's trying to keep up with a truck? It didn't make a whole lot of sense, but made for a fun scene at the time. As the show progressed they sort of got their footing and figured out how to not gimp the characters as much.
I like to think they're training as the series goes on. We do know that, in Paradise Lost, they've been together 8 months; and by Savage Times, the League (not just Supes) has known Bats for "years".
They get better at not failing as time goes on.
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They had the same problem with Flash too. I mean, at the beginning of Brave and the Bold he's trying to keep up with a truck? It didn't make a whole lot of sense, but made for a fun scene at the time. As the show progressed they sort of got their footing and figured out how to not gimp the characters as much.
I like to think they're training as the series goes on. We do know that, in Paradise Lost, they've been together 8 months; and by Savage Times, the League (not just Supes) has known Bats for "years".
They get better at not failing as time goes on.
Actually, I think it's the weaving through traffic that keeps Wally's speed down in that episode. I mean, he wanted to catch up to the truck, not get ahead of it, since he can't stop it with his fists like Superman or Wonder Woman could.
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It's from Dark Heart, Season 3.
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That's some mighty cleavage there.
I suppose this will invariably lead to a discussion of who has the best jugs in the Justice League.
Black Canary
...Wait, on the team, or on the show?
Amanda Waller.
Dem's some rude titties!
Also, apparently Warren Ellis would only do Dark Heart (with the Atom) if he could put him in Wonder Woman's boobs. I can't remember where I read that though.
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Sorry to disagree on this one, Jordyn, but:
Giganta's juggs have UNLIMITED potential for growth.
:P
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Good point.
I still think Amanda Waller is a great answer though.
How about Rampage?
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Impressive. And yes, you get bonus points for Waller.
But- what about Fire:
And her flaming boobs!!
(Wally has good taste)
Ever.
Rampage? Is she a legit DC character or am I right to assume someone thought Mongal might upset someone in a PC way?
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Yeah, she's legit. She was created during Byrne's Superman run in the late 80's. Unlike in JLU, she was more or less a good guy.
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Yes, but his sister (or daughter, depends on which Mongul we're talking about) is called Mongal. Or was. Mongul Jr. punched her head off or something.
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Also, everything superman does is super-powerful. Let's not get back to the super-sex talk though.
And yes, there hasn't been any half-human-half-alien characters in fiction, ever. :P
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And the award for 'Best use of Gaffer's tape in costume design' goes to...
Just imagine the pain when she yanks that off. To get a shower. Or something.
...yeah, knowing Apokolips, one, she probably never bathes. Two, she'd ENJOY the pain.
I just defeated myself.
Unless you watched the movie, in which he lifts the Kent's truck (one handed even) as soon as he's out of the pod.
Then they never explained how he got his hair cut.
Did the Kent's just happen to be carrying a fucking laser cutter, or is that someone else, I dont get it.
I think this might be my biggest internet pet-peeve.
I enjoy that little article save for the whole "superman is just really good at jumping" thing. Dammit, the man flies.
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Jesus, talk about illustrating Timm and co.'s inability to write Superman into fights early on. Supes is absolutely pathetic in the final fight with Hades, particularly when Wonder Woman comes across so well by contrast. I don't care if Hades is a god, Superman is fucking Superman. He should have been able to plow Hades into the dirt, even if Hades was putting up a good fight.
And fuck, don't get me started on the Wonder Woman/Superman fight in Part 1.
George Newbern, voice of JL/JLU Superman is:
[spoiler:be03d0b936]Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children[/spoiler:be03d0b936]
His best line:
[spoiler:be03d0b936]"I've just thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair? On your knees. I want you to beg for forgiveness."[/spoiler:be03d0b936]
...Su-Supes? :shock:
Now, if only he could say that as Superman!
~Dr. Fate
"Hey, what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill, when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!!!"
~Oglethorpe
Why did you spoiler that? Do you honestly think Square will ever release something even remotely related to FFVII without Sephiroth in it?
~Dr. Fate
"Hey, what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill, when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!!!"
~Oglethorpe
On the subject of FFVII:AC:
[spoiler:ba42740ac6]It's godawful.[/spoiler:ba42740ac6]
Harrier: I think they were more focused on making the stories good, rather than making Superman defeat everything.
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I like to think they're training as the series goes on. We do know that, in Paradise Lost, they've been together 8 months; and by Savage Times, the League (not just Supes) has known Bats for "years".
They get better at not failing as time goes on.
Actually, I think it's the weaving through traffic that keeps Wally's speed down in that episode. I mean, he wanted to catch up to the truck, not get ahead of it, since he can't stop it with his fists like Superman or Wonder Woman could.