I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.
The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.
I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.
The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.
havent been caught jerkin it due to a keen sense of hearing and better safe than sorry mentality, have been caught just lookin at innernet titties when i was 14 or so
There were some interesting descriptions of studies, but nothing terribly groundbreaking and it managed to be kinda boring at times. Which is quite a feat for a book about sex
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It's not so much shame as it is never knowing who wants to sacrifice you to their volcano god. Or use your heart to preserve their beauty.
You gotta stay on your toes.
It was
in the observatory
With the candlestick
The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.
Good Lord
This is before caller-id was standard and we hadn't had DSL setup yet. We had no idea it was even happening.
it was called the silent porn war.
I would steal my dads porno, he would steal it back
till my mum found it and ruined it for everyone by throwing it away,
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I did this with my older brother for a few years.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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edit:
You scared of Cephalopod on human sex?
it has woodcut titties so if youre allergic or something dont i guess
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Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?
Nuclear Mutant Fetishes
On purpose? :winky:
Never by accident
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not a serious one, just the old internet "has japan been nuked too much or not enough" argument re: bein weird
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I bet this is a Yahoo! Answers question.
Not together. These were two separate occasions. People need to learn to, I dunno, lock their doors or not have sex like stealth fighters.
dick in hand
drip drip
drip
It seems like something that could very often and very wonderfully be a way to conceal taking a mid-coitus naughty picture
There were some interesting descriptions of studies, but nothing terribly groundbreaking and it managed to be kinda boring at times. Which is quite a feat for a book about sex
And just as I did I heard steps on the stairs
So I threw the covers over me and grabbed a book and pretended to read
It was my brother asking me some question I don't remember
I answered and he left and I was lying there under my wet covers
Man that is not a pleasant feeling
All trying to see naked people through the fuzz on the tv screen of a channel you don't have.
Going to your friends house and checking out his dad's playboys in the bathroom.
Had cinemax for a bit, that was nice.