You have arrived at SOL to reap the annual harvest of it's PRIMATE NATIVE inhabitants. You have secured an ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS. You must now make the MERCILESSLY PERILOUS journey back to your home planet of OREGGEKNAXX in the star system ZETA RETICULI where you may become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY by marketing your ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
This is a MINIATURE PHALLA. It will begin on MONDAY, at 9:00 PM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME. It will accept up to 15 PLAYERS.
Sign-up in LIME, even though it may hurt your FEEBLE HUMAN EYEBALLS with the forum's new color scheme. In your sign-up post, state how many FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have harvested and are bringing with your on your journey back to OREGGEKNAXX. You may carry up to 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
I have acquired 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS in my quest to become INCREDIBLY WEALTHY. I am ready to die of SPACE DYSENTERY while fording a STAR RIVER
I was only able to harvest a mere 974 fleshybrains. I sign up in shame
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3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
edited September 2011
Ender Phalla?
Ender Phalla!
I have harvested 1000 FLESHY PINK BRAINS. A MODEST SUM
I have only ACQUIRED 600 of these precious FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
Much SORROW will be had at the RECREATION AREA.
Let's get these SPACE OXEN pulling our ADVANCED SPACECRAFT.
He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
The FIRST WARP JUMP will be to an OUTPOST in the TAU CETI STAR SYSTEM. This trip will invoke a FEEDING URGE of 3 for all ALIEN PASSENGERS; you must CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from your own STOCKPILES by tomorrow, or you will be DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACHS.
If you do not have enogh FLESHY PINK BRAINS, you might consider NEGOTIATING A TRADE with ANOTHER PLAYER.
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Umm. 103 brains.
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In that case, I have harvested 0 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
also, fuck insomnia.
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for a better color scheme: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/144955/ui-stylesheet-discussionfeedbackrequests-instructionsstylesheets-in-op/p1
I use ye old style
They're basically falling out of me at this stage.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Confusion will be my epitaph
I MAY EAT THEM ALL BEFORE ARRIVING BACK AT OREGGEKNAXX
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"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ender Phalla!
I have harvested 1000 FLESHY PINK BRAINS. A MODEST SUM
whenever i go HARVESTING, for some reason, i can find naught to HARVEST. why is this?
is there relevance to the number of brains?
if so i will have one million 2000 brains!
um.... 1357 brains?
Automated harvesting engaged!
1500 space units of fleshy pink brains acquired.
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Much SORROW will be had at the RECREATION AREA.
Let's get these SPACE OXEN pulling our ADVANCED SPACECRAFT.
The number of FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have collected is VERY RELEVANT.
I'm helping!
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(somebody not using the default color scheme, can you tell me if that's readable?)
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did the host die?
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oh, well fine.
i have no idea what time that would be here.
i'm going to the doctor.
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The GREAT JOURNEY begins.
The FIRST WARP JUMP will be to an OUTPOST in the TAU CETI STAR SYSTEM. This trip will invoke a FEEDING URGE of 3 for all ALIEN PASSENGERS; you must CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from your own STOCKPILES by tomorrow, or you will be DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACHS.
If you do not have enogh FLESHY PINK BRAINS, you might consider NEGOTIATING A TRADE with ANOTHER PLAYER.
Do we have to indicate our usage of eating our yummy FLESHY BRAINS?
Are BRAINS used for anything else?
Ties?
Order of actions?
Am I the best of them all?
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1. It may be in your BEST INTERESTS.
2. Clarification DENIED.
3. Clarification DENIED.
4. Vote is FIRST. Then other actions resolve SIMULTANEOUSLY.
5. Only TIME will TELL.
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Shall we TALK?
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i'm so confused...
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