- Come in, Get your Game On.
- No lives left? Get your 1UP's here.
- 1337! Confused? Learn all that and more at PAX.
- Bringing Gaming to the Masses.
- Got Game?
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PAX: Rock out with your Bawls out!
PAX: It's like the exact opposite of high school
PAX: It's like the Internet, but in real life
PAX: A Pretty Awesome eXperience
PAX: 30,000+ gamers can't be wrong
PAX: A natural 20 of awesomeness
PAX: U U D D L R L R B A Select Start
PAX: Play the future, today
Gamers, Geeks, Nerds, Dorks...Welcome home
A "palooza" for all things gaming
Tabletop, Dice, Arcade, Console, PC = Just the beginning
Concerts, contests, panels, and 30,000 of your best friends
Was sorta aiming for a random fight from Dragon Quest type thing...
______________________
|You have encountered PAX|
____________________
|Get Game on | Rock Out|
|Party.............|.......Sleep|
Yes I know my ASCII art is downright terrible.
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edited June 2007
PAX: So much awesome, you'll need to plug your nose.
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edited June 2007
PAX: Together we can teach Jerry to flush. (Jerry has a problem remembering to flush the toilet.) PAX: The anti-Jack Thompson summit.
Uwe Boll to direct PAX 07 DVD. OH NOES!
PAX: Getting' Up with Penny-Arcade
PAX: im in ur conventon, playin ur gaims
PAX: Come in and play Duke Nukem Forever!
PAX: We didn't start the fire, but we know who did.
PAX: The 30,000 player raid.
PAX: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
PAX: You see a convention before you. Obvious exits to N, S, W
PAX: Come for the pennies, stay for the arcade
PAX: Our shields can't repel awesome of this magnitude! ("our" could be replaced with "your")
PAX: Where everybody knows your name
PAX: We require more Vespene gas!
PAX: Two men enter. One man leaves. The other plays DDR.
PAX: Beware of radioactive scorpions
PAX: 250% your daily requirement of awesome
PAX: The game grid is prepared. Are you ready?
PAX: It is dangerous to go alone! (although for people who don't get the reference that may be a little scary)
PAX: This convention eats 1D6 investigators per turn
PAX: Roll for initiative to determine placing in line
PAX: For strangers in a strange land, and Seattle natives too
PAX: Zombie free since 2003
PAX: Sleep is optional, gaming less so
PAX: Go for the eyes, Boo!
PAX: The tube is civilization
PAX: Our flag is not in the base! (ALTERNATIVE: PAX: Shazbot! Our flag is not in the base!)
PAX: The Force is strong with this one.
PAX: Don't look directly at the Ark when it opens
PAX: The Internet is a series of tubes
PAX: In case of zombie attack, break glass
PAX: No Replicants allowed. Blade Runners on-site.
PAX: Reaction time is a factor in this convention.
PAX: Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
PAX: Tombs available for raiding by request
PAX: Like Zion, but without the threat of extinction by the machines
PAX: The Satellite of Love is in geosynchronous orbit
PAX: sudo have fun
PAX: Set phasers to fun!
PAX can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs
PAX will be fun. Failure to have fun is treason.
PAX is sorry, Dave. PAX is afraid you can't do that.
PAX can outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you.
PAX shot first.
PAX is taking the hobbits to Isengard
PAX's tears cure cancer. Too bad it never cries.
PAX can change the nature of a man
Future World Leaders Convention
PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.
PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.
These two would have to be my favorites. They are hilarious and everyone would understand them.
And since Im posting Ill add my two cents.
PAX: Gamers Unite!
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edited June 2007
PAX: Like Zion, but these sweaty people can't dance. (If this one wins we'll work something out TychoCelchuuu)
(Combine these with a pic of Mike and Jerry standing in the back to back Bad Dudes pose for maximum effect.) PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to enter?
PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to attend?
PAX: Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!
PAX: President Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!
I really hope that ninjas do decide to kidnap a president during my lifetime. The media coverage and Internet reaction would be delicious.
Keeping Nintendo in business since 1977. (Color TV game 1977) Making Bill Gates richer since 2001. (Xbox 2001)
Hit Jack Thompson's weak point for massive damage!
PAX: We barely managed to stop playing Bioshock. (Bioshock is supposed to be released right before PAX on August 21.)
I'll bite. Please disregard any entries already done or paraphrased:
PAX: Massively Multiplayer Real Life Expo
PAX: Hi-Scores and Manticores
PAX: Player 1 Dead. Welcome to Heaven.
PAX: Gamers, And The Games They Love.
PAX: Insert Coin To Continue
PAX: Would You Like To Play A Game?
And the obligatory meta-entry:
PAX: This slogan won me a T-Shirt!
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edited June 2007
PAX: 2d20 Damage
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mentok1982I could never leave you PAX baby.BaltimoreRegistered Userregular
edited June 2007
PAX: We have an AO copy of Manhunt 2. (That would really get people to come. I know I want to play the un-edited version of Manhunt sooo bad.)
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The World's Gaming Festival
Home of the OMEGATHON
PAX: GG
PAX: Pwning Within
PAX: Shoot for the moon. No seriously! The moon is the boss!
PAX: Be there... or be somewhere else...
FTW! ;P
- Come in, Get your Game On.
- No lives left? Get your 1UP's here.
- 1337! Confused? Learn all that and more at PAX.
- Bringing Gaming to the Masses.
- Got Game?
PAX: It's like the exact opposite of high school
PAX: It's like the Internet, but in real life
PAX: A Pretty Awesome eXperience
PAX: 30,000+ gamers can't be wrong
PAX: A natural 20 of awesomeness
PAX: U U D D L R L R B A Select Start
PAX: Play the future, today
Pax: always remember the MBC
Pax: where eveyone whats to go
Pax: caffeine supporters
<+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
<+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
<+Gilles> you deserved it
PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will understand.
PAX: The guy who fixes your computer will be there.
PAX: Looking for some virgins? Apply within.
PAX: Think of any game... Somebody here would have played it.
PAX: It's chock full of nuts.
PAX: It's chock full of nuts... I mean fanboys.
PAX: Google "Penny Arcade" to understand.
PAX: We're sorry for the smell.
PAX: We're sorry for the geeks.
PAX: If you think "Epic Wang" is funny, you should be here.
PAX: Look Ma... no life!
PAX: We were born with a joystick in our hands...
PAX: Gaming, and Humor, and Music... OH MY!
Let's play.
Pirates. Ninjas. PAX
BEST. CONVENTION. EVAR.
Drunk driving may be illegal. But drunk gaming? We like to call that PAX.
Pennius Arcadium Expositionus-Est. 2004.
Penny Arcade Expo- We'll put on some deoderant if you put on your game face.
C4|\| u R34|) 7h15? 1f 50, \/\/3 n33d j00.
E-3, Schmee-Three. This is PAX.
A "palooza" for all things gaming
Tabletop, Dice, Arcade, Console, PC = Just the beginning
Concerts, contests, panels, and 30,000 of your best friends
PAX: A legend in the making
PAX: Where Nerds are the new Jocks
Wii Code - 7003 8124 4415 5685
- If you've ever died in a video game, now's when you get to heaven.
- You've got next.
- Don't be a CAD, come to PAX
Game until you collapse
Be the Game
Game's not over!
Where gamers go to die
MMO? LFG? PAX!
PAX? Better than SEX!
______________________
|You have encountered PAX|
____________________
|Get Game on | Rock Out|
|Party.............|.......Sleep|
Yes I know my ASCII art is downright terrible.
Edit: Insert Coin to play.
Press start to play.
Pax: FREE CANDY!!!
Pax: ITS BETTER THAN CRACK!
Pax: at least its not crack
<+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
<+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
<+Gilles> you deserved it
- PAX: A Mind Explosion
- PAX: If you are reading this, it's already too late ...
- PAX: "IGNORE ME !!"
- PAX: The only way to spell awesome.
- PAX: Don't Press The Red Button !
- PAX: Resistance is Futile
'You'll want to camp our spawn point.'
'Run, Bob! Killer Kids, like on teevee!'
Having trouble. It's 5 in the morning here and I'm trying to think straight.
Where gamers unite!
More fun than....not going.
PAX: A Legitimate Strategy.
PAX: The Island Of Lost Dreams
PAX: This is gaming.
PAX: May contain nuts.
PAX: Bring your box, we'll h4x it for j00
PAX: Because no one else understands you.
PAX: Because no one else likes you.
PAX: Keying into the root directory of life
PAX: Keying into your MOM'S root directory
PAX: Put on your tap shoes, Sally! It's time to cook!
PAX: Loading, please wait...
PAX: It'll only hurt until you give in...
PAX: Come for the gaming, stay for the... other... things.
PAX: (P)AX is an (A)wesome E(X)perience.
PAX: Pirates and ninjas everywhere. Seriously.
PAX: We only let you in if you can spell the word "omgwtfbbqkthxbai".
PAX: We can smell your fear. Come. We shall carry you to the pinnacle of ecstasy before we destroy you.
PAX: We'll lie to get you in here. Plus, I hear there are gold bricks in there!
PAX: We often combine hydrochloric-fucking-acid and Ding-a-ding-ding in attempts to blow up the fucking universe.
PAX: The anti-Jack Thompson summit.
Uwe Boll to direct PAX 07 DVD. OH NOES!
PAX: Getting' Up with Penny-Arcade
PAX: im in ur conventon, playin ur gaims
PAX: Come in and play Duke Nukem Forever!
PAX: We didn't start the fire, but we know who did.
PAX: The 30,000 player raid.
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
PAX: You see a convention before you. Obvious exits to N, S, W
PAX: Come for the pennies, stay for the arcade
PAX: Our shields can't repel awesome of this magnitude! ("our" could be replaced with "your")
PAX: Where everybody knows your name
PAX: We require more Vespene gas!
PAX: Two men enter. One man leaves. The other plays DDR.
PAX: Beware of radioactive scorpions
PAX: 250% your daily requirement of awesome
PAX: The game grid is prepared. Are you ready?
PAX: It is dangerous to go alone! (although for people who don't get the reference that may be a little scary)
PAX: This convention eats 1D6 investigators per turn
PAX: Roll for initiative to determine placing in line
PAX: For strangers in a strange land, and Seattle natives too
PAX: Zombie free since 2003
PAX: Sleep is optional, gaming less so
PAX: Go for the eyes, Boo!
PAX: The tube is civilization
PAX: Our flag is not in the base! (ALTERNATIVE: PAX: Shazbot! Our flag is not in the base!)
PAX: The Force is strong with this one.
PAX: Don't look directly at the Ark when it opens
PAX: The Internet is a series of tubes
PAX: In case of zombie attack, break glass
PAX: No Replicants allowed. Blade Runners on-site.
PAX: Reaction time is a factor in this convention.
PAX: Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew
PAX: Tombs available for raiding by request
PAX: Like Zion, but without the threat of extinction by the machines
PAX: The Satellite of Love is in geosynchronous orbit
PAX: sudo have fun
PAX: Set phasers to fun!
PAX can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs
PAX will be fun. Failure to have fun is treason.
PAX is sorry, Dave. PAX is afraid you can't do that.
PAX can outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you.
PAX shot first.
PAX is taking the hobbits to Isengard
PAX's tears cure cancer. Too bad it never cries.
PAX can change the nature of a man
Future World Leaders Convention
These two would have to be my favorites. They are hilarious and everyone would understand them.
And since Im posting Ill add my two cents.
PAX: Gamers Unite!
(Combine these with a pic of Mike and Jerry standing in the back to back Bad Dudes pose for maximum effect.)
PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to enter?
PAX: Are you a bad enough dude to attend?
PAX: Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!
PAX: President Bush has been kidnapped by ninjas. Sweet!
I really hope that ninjas do decide to kidnap a president during my lifetime. The media coverage and Internet reaction would be delicious.
Keeping Nintendo in business since 1977. (Color TV game 1977)
Making Bill Gates richer since 2001. (Xbox 2001)
Hit Jack Thompson's weak point for massive damage!
PAX: We barely managed to stop playing Bioshock. (Bioshock is supposed to be released right before PAX on August 21.)
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
Please try again. That exact slogan has been posted at least once already.
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
PAX: Massively Multiplayer Real Life Expo
PAX: Hi-Scores and Manticores
PAX: Player 1 Dead. Welcome to Heaven.
PAX: Gamers, And The Games They Love.
PAX: Insert Coin To Continue
PAX: Would You Like To Play A Game?
And the obligatory meta-entry:
PAX: This slogan won me a T-Shirt!
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum