PAX: C'mon Mom! Just one more level!
PAX: Just one more level, please!
PAX: One more level, and I swear I'll go to bed.
PAX: Just 5 more minutes and I'll go to bed.
I can post a million variations on the '5 More Minutes/One More Level' theme, but you get the idea. We will just assume I mentioned them all.
Other:
PAX: Now with Vector Graphics!
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Oh man, you guys are coming up with some super awesome ones. I'm almost sad I didn't think of a few of them
PAX: G4 watches US! (or PAX: We don't watch G4. G4 watches us!)
PAX: Meet Ensign Crusher. No touching though.
PAX: More caffeine than the Starbucks down the street
PAX: We're not doctors, but we play them in video games
PAX: Jack Sparrow's compass points here
PAX: Greetings, Gamer. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
PAX: And you thought it smelled bad on the outside
PAX: River is made of chocolate
PAX: It's a gaming KHAAAAAAAAAAAANvention
PAX: In the Mirror Universe this building is full of athletes (Alternative: jocks)
PAX: We speak fluent Simlish and Klingon
PAX: My other car is a lightcycle
PAX: She might not look like much, but she's got it where it counts
PAX: We have all saved the universe multiple times, on hard mode no less
PAX: Don't exceed 88 miles per hour; there was no PAX back then
PAX: Snape kills Dumbeldore, Sephiroth kills Aeris, Vader is Luke's father
PAX needs a water purification chip or we're all going to die
PAX is the secret of Monkey Island
"And it was written. A child born of an Omeganaut, spawned of gamers, would burst forth into this world. The lamerz, haxxorz and athletic would becomes as clay in the hands of the Omegachild. And so shall it be, 10,000 years of rulership shall pass to the gamers. So it begins... In the 7th year of the 2nd millenium, the Omegachild shall be concieved. And PAX shall be his home."
-Prophecy of the Omegachild, Book of PAXvelations 14:9
And your mom almost didn't let you out of the house to come.
PAX. The ultimate power-up.
Hey look, there's a ninja behind you. Now there isn't. Maybe he'll be at PAX.
You can decide not to come to PAX. You'll just regret that decision in the morning.
PAX. Convention. +∞ Awesome.
You like fun. You like PAX.
n00bs welcome. I mean, you can't expect to go to a three day convention without eating something.
You didn't preregister for PAX? Quick, saving throw!
Have you ever had a dream where you were given a luxurious massage by a thousand angels as you listened to the most beautiful music you've ever heard? PAX is sort of like that. Sort of.
Killing civillians has a consequence in RL too, you know.
One man must rise, climb upon the n00bs and the amateurs, to claim the ultimate prize. He is the omeganaut, and this is PAX.
PAX: "Where happy goes for anti-depressants"
PAX: "Purgatory never felt so good"
PAX: "The best kind of Intervention"
PAX: "Pleasure Yourself"
PAX: "A three day happy ending"
PAX: "Our power level is over 9000!"
PAX: "The foster home for fun!"
PAX: "Join us or we will cut you"
PAX: "It's Game-tastic"
PAX: "Feeding your addiction"
PAX: "STFU and Play!"
PAX: "It's like getting candy from a stranger in a van"
PAX: "Unleashed, Unlimited, Uncensored"
PAX: "We will out-source you to India"
PAX: "No need for a reset button!"
PAX: "Defrag your life"
PAX: "We are responsible for your anal rash"
PAX: "No time to reboot!"
PAX: "Man your battle stations"
PAX: "All hands on deck!"
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PAX: Because war never changes
Man, these are just plain awesome. 80's and early 90's game references ftw.
Damn! There were just so many of them to absorb. I knew my own creativity wasn't too good. Let's just say thats a nod from me to have that one.
PAX: We make references, not war.
PAX: Omelet du fromage.
PAX has more guys than you.
PAX is low on resources, with a high upkeep.
PAX: Who knows where your pants will end up!
PAX: It's like putting your finger on the pulse of gaming.
PAX: 'Cause we gots sex appeal!
PAX: So much swag, you'll need to buy the packmule.
PAX: Because you love us, and we love your money.
PAX: Open the door, your desires lay within
PAX is like a rock concert. Except it is a convention. That has rock concerts in it.
PAX: Just one more level, please!
PAX: One more level, and I swear I'll go to bed.
PAX: Just 5 more minutes and I'll go to bed.
I can post a million variations on the '5 More Minutes/One More Level' theme, but you get the idea. We will just assume I mentioned them all.
Other:
PAX: Now with Vector Graphics!
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
PAX: Check out these bump maps! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/21
That is correct! I referenced a strip from 1999. Beat that bitches.
That chick by the way is totally hot. I wish she would appear in some hardcore anime porn.
BUT WAIT! I shall now reference the very fist PA comic (in the archive):
PAX: Something to do while you wait for SIN to load. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1998/11/18
PAX: Lines so long, you can harness your latent psychic ability.
Here are some more slogans based on early comics:
PAX: Because you've been homeless since you uninstalled Myth II. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/06
PAX: It is not turn based. No really. It's not. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/27
PAX: DivX wasn't that bad. Ok. Yes it was. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/01/15
PAX: Ducks don't have any thumbs. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/09
PAX: Chicka-Wow Chicka-Wow Wow http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/23
PAX is canceled. Gabe is too busy with Pac-Man CE.
PAX: Our swag bags are not death traps. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/05/15
PAX: Yes we are type-killers. No we're not sorry. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/06/16
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
PAX: G4 watches US! (or PAX: We don't watch G4. G4 watches us!)
PAX: Meet Ensign Crusher. No touching though.
PAX: More caffeine than the Starbucks down the street
PAX: We're not doctors, but we play them in video games
PAX: Jack Sparrow's compass points here
PAX: Greetings, Gamer. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
PAX: And you thought it smelled bad on the outside
PAX: River is made of chocolate
PAX: It's a gaming KHAAAAAAAAAAAANvention
PAX: In the Mirror Universe this building is full of athletes (Alternative: jocks)
PAX: We speak fluent Simlish and Klingon
PAX: My other car is a lightcycle
PAX: She might not look like much, but she's got it where it counts
PAX: We have all saved the universe multiple times, on hard mode no less
PAX: Don't exceed 88 miles per hour; there was no PAX back then
PAX: Snape kills Dumbeldore, Sephiroth kills Aeris, Vader is Luke's father
PAX needs a water purification chip or we're all going to die
PAX is the secret of Monkey Island
(re: petfish's forum sig)
we'll totally stop right under that sign too if it gets chosen.
PAX: The convention, not the drug that killed Miranda and created the Reavers
G-23 PAXilon hydrochlorate
-Prophecy of the Omegachild, Book of PAXvelations 14:9
PAX: Official sponser of the Omegachild
If you must, please masturbate discreetly
Designer labels at discount prices, only at PAX
Please keep curbs free so our moms can drop us off
PAX: obscure internet meme
all in good spirit
PAX: It's like a Five Times Multiplier on a Double-Stoke move. Bitch.
PAX: Unaffiliated with Rome, Reavers, or defunct TV stations.
Get inside quick! There are bears outside! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/09/24
PAX: Sooo... How's loonygames doing? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/11/10
PAX: If you're here to meet MajorNelson your priorities are really screwed up. I heard he will be there.
PAX: We are against the murdering of Christians. That email they got from some guy saying he wants to murder all Christians.
PAX: Free radioactive scorpions for all attendees! http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/02/21
PAX: One of our leaders used to wear a tea bag on his glasses.
IGN gives PAX a 6.2. Reader score: 9.8
PAX: Now serving potent forms of liquid doom. http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/08/14
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
PAX: We're made of candy!
PAX: The thing dreams are made of... if games could dream.
with a checkered flag pattern at the bottom
PS3: Mentok || Steam: mentok1982 || Diablo 3: mentok1982#1212
Links: GPUReview.com My IGN activity My IGN Blog [H]ard|Forum
Caption: And you're mom said playing video games was a waste of time.
Pax: free toy inside
Pax: who's the boss?
Pax: need us say more?
Pax: melting faces with awesome
Pax: we're out of rum!
Pax: in the rain or snow, they have the funky flow
Pax: in great need of soap!
Pax: makeing fat kids feel special
<+Djiem|HKO> Hello Kitty is brutal
<+Djiem|HKO> A starfish just raped my ass
<+Gilles> you deserved it
Level up your inner nerd at PAX.
PAX: Don't worry... we play nice.
PAX: It's why your wifi is slow.
PAX: with a total IQ of 3.6 million
PAX: Insert gaming reference here.
PAX: It's Unrated by the ESRB.
PAX: So much fun... you'll need a caffeine IV.
PAX: It's more then just video games.
PAX: Plug In, Start Up, Log On
PAX: Yes, your mom said you can come.
PAX: Rated E for Everybody.
PAX: If you don't come, somebody else will.
PAX: It keeps growing and growing...
PAX: Gaming from Sunrise to Sunset.
PAX: Having Fun is Guaranteed.
PAX 2007: Now with more PAX.
PAX: It's got more of what you love.
PAX: It got two thumbs up.
PAX: It adds +1 to your level of geekyness.
PAX: We're Hereeee....
PAX: Coming to a city near you.
PAX. The ultimate power-up.
Hey look, there's a ninja behind you. Now there isn't. Maybe he'll be at PAX.
You can decide not to come to PAX. You'll just regret that decision in the morning.
PAX. Convention. +∞ Awesome.
You like fun. You like PAX.
n00bs welcome. I mean, you can't expect to go to a three day convention without eating something.
You didn't preregister for PAX? Quick, saving throw!
Have you ever had a dream where you were given a luxurious massage by a thousand angels as you listened to the most beautiful music you've ever heard? PAX is sort of like that. Sort of.
Killing civillians has a consequence in RL too, you know.
One man must rise, climb upon the n00bs and the amateurs, to claim the ultimate prize. He is the omeganaut, and this is PAX.
PAX, the only thing that ever beat Chuck Norris
PAX: Chuck Norris's only weakness
PAX: For great justice!
PAX: Serving the community since 2004
PAX: What Would Tycho Do?
PAX: We've got you covered.
PAX: More fun than a barrel of wombats.
PAX: On The Rain-Slick Precipice Of Darkness.
PAX: We come in peace.
PAX: IT'S A TRAP!!!
yet?
I make costumes.
PAX: "Purgatory never felt so good"
PAX: "The best kind of Intervention"
PAX: "Pleasure Yourself"
PAX: "A three day happy ending"
PAX: "Our power level is over 9000!"
PAX: "The foster home for fun!"
PAX: "Join us or we will cut you"
PAX: "It's Game-tastic"
PAX: "Feeding your addiction"
PAX: "STFU and Play!"
PAX: "It's like getting candy from a stranger in a van"
PAX: "Unleashed, Unlimited, Uncensored"
PAX: "We will out-source you to India"
PAX: "No need for a reset button!"
PAX: "Defrag your life"
PAX: "We are responsible for your anal rash"
PAX: "No time to reboot!"
PAX: "Man your battle stations"
PAX: "All hands on deck!"
PAX: ROBOTS AND FREE STUFF (or susbstitute shwag for stuff as needed)
PAX: Many Levelings of Character for Make Benefit Sad Existence As Noob
PAX: Cultural Learnings of Gaming for Make Benefit Sad Existence of Mediocrity