That's right, the borders of this thread are claimed by the Commonwealth of Australia.
All foreigners must submit to rigorous butthole screenings before being allowed to post here.
We don't know what you people carry around in your buttholes. It could be dangerous pathogens, mind bending Columbian pharmaceuticals, or some kind of super bug designed to destroy our delicious wildlife and slightly brown looking fauna. Either way it is essential that we probe your inner colon for contraband.
EDIT: Everything has turned to cheese, courtesy of EWA and the hurtful hurtfullness of some incredibly hurtful bitch.