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Glory and approbation to Diablo 3 Thread (evil is back 05.15.12)

WaltWalt Waller Arcane EnchantedFrozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
edited May 2012 in Social Entropy++
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EVIL IS BACK 05.15.12


DIABLO 3, THAT'S RIGHT, THE THIRD CHAPTER
THIS GAME'S FOR REAL, NO BLONDES, AND NO ACTORS
PICK YOUR CHARACTER, KNOW ONE TO REPRESENT YOUR LIFE
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Plan Your Character!

What's New In Diablo 3?

Very Awesome Official Game Guide!

Lore Book! BUY IT OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS

Diablo 3 is the newest game from Blizzard Entertainment, who you might have heard of! It totally sucks, because the leveling system is not exactly the same as Diablo 2, and the graphics totally aren't grimdark enough! The game guide is glorious, read it and watch as all of your filthy noob questions are answered by the golden tongue of our resplendent Blizzard God-Kings. You can also ask here because everyone is nice! We love you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9mUe5vHYzs


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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I think I'm burned out on playing this game.

  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    Is it bad to want this?

    Is it bad to really really want this? Like, almost "turning a trick to get it" wanting it?

    Cause it feels so bad.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I think I'm burned out on playing this game.

    Yeah, you can only go through that small amount of content so many times.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    Dee Kae wrote:
    Is it bad to want this?

    Is it bad to really really want this? Like, almost "turning a trick to get it" wanting it?

    Cause it feels so bad.
    No. This is the standard level of Diablo 3 wanting.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I wish I could turn the difficulty up to inferno mode

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think I'm burned out on playing this game.

    Thanks Obama

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I wish for it to stop being "inferno mode" when I pee

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Potion bar removed, replaced with small (1 - 5) hotkey bar. Can now also set 3 skills to mouse. RMB, LMB and a button switching between two RMB skills.

    Is this still in? What button does that by default?

  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Potion bar removed, replaced with small (1 - 5) hotkey bar. Can now also set 3 skills to mouse. RMB, LMB and a button switching between two RMB skills.

    Is this still in? What button does that by default?

    I don't know I am not in the beta. Find out and then tell me!

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Walt wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Potion bar removed, replaced with small (1 - 5) hotkey bar. Can now also set 3 skills to mouse. RMB, LMB and a button switching between two RMB skills.

    Is this still in? What button does that by default?

    I don't know I am not in the beta. Find out and then tell me!

    It's not in.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Walt wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Potion bar removed, replaced with small (1 - 5) hotkey bar. Can now also set 3 skills to mouse. RMB, LMB and a button switching between two RMB skills.

    Is this still in? What button does that by default?

    I don't know I am not in the beta. Find out and then tell me!

    Oh...you're one of those 'non-beta people'...I didn't know...yuck

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    I think I'm burned out on playing this game.

    Thanks Obama

    if you re-arrange the letters in OBAMA

    you get

    AMABMO

    now add the word "LID" (that's muslim for "jihad") you get

    AIABMO

    AIABLO

    DIABLO


    ...coincendence?


  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I haven't looked at the official preview page stuff for like a week. Gonna do so now. I wonder how much has changed.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    You now play as Diablo as it's an FPS

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I am taking my time with the beta like a fine wine

    Enough with the death lasers, tonight is monk night

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote:
    I think I'm burned out on playing this game.

    Yeah, you can only go through that small amount of content so many times.

    Plus it's the very beginning so they haven't shown a lot of the cooler enemies and skills. I have to finsh up my monk run and then I'll put it on the backburner.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Sweet, couple new wizard passives since I last looked. Also I'm glad everything is all percent based on weapon damage. Scaling woo.

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Weapon-scaling skills makes twinking more viable and fun. It does make not-weapon-scaling skills kind of suck omparatively at lower levels though.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I don't suppose there's an intelligent way to pass my beta access on to a worthy person who's still waiting to give it a try?

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    If you don't mind someone else having your battle.net account, you can. But I would say that's not very intelligent.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    captaink wrote:
    Weapon-scaling skills makes twinking more viable and fun. It does make not-weapon-scaling skills kind of suck omparatively at lower levels though.

    Are any of the spells in the beta weapon scaling? It didn't seem like they are to me

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Man, you guys should be able to opt back out of the beta, so they can pass your beta to someone more deserving of the beta. Beta.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    captaink wrote:
    If you don't mind someone else having your battle.net account, you can. But I would say that's not very intelligent.

    considering the d3 beta doesn't ask for your authenticator, you can actually give out your info safely if you have one on your account.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    captaink wrote:
    Weapon-scaling skills makes twinking more viable and fun. It does make not-weapon-scaling skills kind of suck omparatively at lower levels though.

    Are any of the spells in the beta weapon scaling? It didn't seem like they are to me

    A lot of monk and barbarian ones are, some DH. In the updated skill calculator, I think everyone is getting at least a few.

  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote:
    captaink wrote:
    If you don't mind someone else having your battle.net account, you can. But I would say that's not very intelligent.

    considering the d3 beta doesn't ask for your authenticator, you can actually give out your info safely if you have one on your account.

    That's true actually. I could change it to some throwaway password. The login is your email which (at least for me) is public anyways. It just gives me the creeps to actually do something like that though.

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Still waiting on that beta invite.

    Make it happen, Blizz.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Zay wrote:
    Still waiting on that beta invite.

    Make it happen, Blizz.

    Make sure you opt in.
    Also, people complaining the FREE BETA doesn't let them do enough?

    Sheesh. Making a list of people who don't wanna be in future ones, damn.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    is there a pay-for beta I can get into

    I'm down for that

    Kwoaru on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Is there a way I can get the free beta from these people who hate things that are cool and free?

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    You have to opt into the beta with your battle.net account as long as you have one of their games on your account already.

    I'm sure there are giveaways of the beta, though.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I don't hate it, I love it and want more.

  • HalfhandHalfhand a stalwart bastion of terrible ideas Registered User regular
    i would still like an invite

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I want to take a dump on everyone that bitches about taking out stat points and skill points. It is so much better without them. A billion times better.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I almost punched my monitor yesterday when Bioware sent me emails making it look like I was in the ToR beta even though I wasn't.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    The beta email I got had non-standard characters in the subject line so I assumed it was a hoax and was so pissed.

    Then I checked my account and was all wooooooooo.

    Then I bashed the skeleton king's face.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Zay wrote:
    Still waiting on that beta invite.

    Make it happen, Blizz.

    Make sure you opt in.
    Also, people complaining the FREE BETA doesn't let them do enough?

    Sheesh. Making a list of people who don't wanna be in future ones, damn.

    Yeah I did.

    Been checking my email every day since.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Things you should know:
    Barbarian Fury generators work when hitting anything destructable, and not just he melee skills. Leap attack a barrel for +15 fury. Making me rethink taking the fury gain passive.

    Monk's Lethal Decoy explodes immediately on recasting it.

    Also doing combo skill combos is pretty hard when using dual weapons, and will just get harder the more attack speed you gain. Will actually take practice!!

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    On one hand, I want this sooo much. on the other, there's still like 4 months

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Dashing strike, dashing strike, exploding palm.

    So good.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    but dashing strike isn't a combo skill~

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