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The Wrestling Thread: Survivor Series this Sunday, Scott Steiner replies "SHUT UP"

HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
edited November 2011 in Social Entropy++
Hell in a Cell Card(so far)

WWE Championship

John Cena(c) vs. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio in a triple threat match

World Heavyweight Championship

Mark Henry(c) vs. Randy Orton

Canada vs. Ireland Grudge Match

Christian vs. Sheamus

Blue and Gold vs. Black and Silver

Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara

Divas, or why hasn't Beth won this yet, Championship

Kelly Kelly(c) vs. Beth Phoenix


Maybe a US(RYDER?) and/or IC title match?


And will the Awesome Truth show up to prove the conspiracies are real?!?!

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    What the fuck, WWE.

    The fact that it is the week of PPV and you only have 4 matches announced is some TNA level goosery.

    Maybe it's because you're doing too many PPVs at once and the writers are feeling the crunch?

    DO YOU HEAR ME VINCE

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    2 weeks between ppv's is dumb.

  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote:
    2 weeks between ppv's is dumb.

    it's a conspiracy

  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    I really only care about knowing who's getting got this weekend.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Everybody's gonna get got this weekend LTM, Truth said it, so it must be true!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    He's gonna get ALL the gots.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Now you're just talking crazy talk.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    All the Little Jimmys, with the pumped up kicks better run better run, faster than my conspir'cy.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    - WWE has released referee James Maritato (aka Little Guido/Nunzio). He is taking independent bookings (as a wrestler) through Bill Behrens, who can be reached at ShowBis@aol.com.

    Fuck you WWE.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Not Nunzio!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    A DX reuniting is being advertised for the 10/11 WWE Smackdown taping in Dallas, Texas, and the following is also being advertised for the event:

    WWE Title Match:
    -John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio

    WWE World Title Match:
    -Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton

    Largest Battle Royal in WWE History: a 41 Man Battle Royal Match

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    41? That's retarded.

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Don't worry. It will be down to 20 or 30 in the span of about 2 minutes.

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  • Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    How are 41 people even going to fit in the ring?

    Steam - Backpack - Bnet: SirHeadless #1154
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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

    This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




    Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

    This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




    Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

    Have the announcers alluded to Hogan announcing his retirement?

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote:
    Nirya wrote:
    TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

    This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




    Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

    Have the announcers alluded to Hogan announcing his retirement?

    They had a shot of Hogan walking backstage, and the announcers said he had a "big announcement" to make later tonight, so yeah.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    TNA is a cluster of fail. It's better to pretend they don't exist.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Well big announcement could be anything. Assuming you're some kid who doesn't know the IWC and has awful parents that let them watch Impact Wrestling, they're set.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

    This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




    Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

    It's gotten to the point where if anybody there ever gets a job elsewhere

    None of them will want to list TNA on their resume. Even if it's a job as a janitor at McDonalds.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Karen Jarrett has the best shit-eating grin. Also Kaz looks ridiculous without his hair in a ponytail. And Traci looks old.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Aha oh god that Direct Auto Insurance commercial. That might make up for this whole show.

    Oh wait, I just realized I've seen a grand total of one match so far, and it was a 5-man Ladder match that lasted all of 5 minutes. I'm kinda tired of promo segments and pre-match beat downs already.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Listen, Nirya, I get that's your masochistic. But I don't need to read every step of your self mutilation. It's like watching a endoscopy.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    No, it's ok, Jersey Shore is about to start.



    I need help.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    No, it's ok, Jersey Shore is about to start.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    someone make me a dvd of just joker sting promos

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    New ZTLIS posted, feeling a little lazy

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oKtT7FJjjg

    Chiapetta looks like DOB from Cracked.com.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    TPain you got got by like a day

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    jesus christ tpain come on!!

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    So apparently the promo on Smackdown by
    Sin Cara states stating that

    "You stole my identity once before.

    As Mistico."

    "And now it's only right that I do the same to you."

    "This Sunday we will find out which one of us should be known as Sin Cara"

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    Hjorvarthr wrote:
    TPain you got got by like a day

    damnit this was hidden

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    HELL IN A CELL IS THIS WEEKEND. FORM AFTER SMACKDOWN.

    Night of Champions Results
    {D} D&D Champ; {d} D&D Challenger; {s} SE++ Challengers
    Martian 42
    TheSultan 40
    Matev 37
    Radius {s} 37
    Gonmun {D} 36
    Xehalus 36
    CarbonRod 34
    MyNameIsWalrus 34
    maximum 33
    Nirya 32
    Spooch 32
    MolotovCockatoo 31
    psychotic one 31
    Eat it You Nasty Pig. 29
    LBD_Nytetrayn 29
    QuickSnap 29
    Sweeney Tom 29
    411Randle {d} 28
    David_T 28
    Goose! 28
    Lux 28
    pdk01 28
    SanderJK 26
    the lovely bastard 26
    THEPAIN73 26
    Shadowen 25
    Doomsong8 24
    JustinSane07 {s} 24
    Magell 24
    The Geebs That Is A Pony 24
    Hullis 22
    Alistair Hutton 20
    Assuran 20
    FecklessRogue 20
    Bedlam 19
    Berkshire 19
    NinjaSquirrel 19
    EvilBadman 18
    PwnanObrien 18
    arjeidi 17
    Hjorvarthr 17
    Legacy 16
    mjn73178 13
    superjoe 10
    Sir Headless VII 8

    Radius is now the SE++ Champion, beating JustinSane07 37 to 24. In a similar fashion, Gonmun successfully defended the D&D title against former champion David T in a rematch, 36 to 28.

    SE++ Champion: Radius
    D&D Champion: Gonmun

    Money in the Bank Briefcase Holder
    SE++: The Geebs That Is A Pony

    Top "25"
    1 Radius [C]
    2 Martian
    3 JustinSane07
    3 411Randle
    5 Nirya
    6 pdk01
    7 DoomSong8
    8 TheSultan
    9 Gonmun [C]
    10 Assuran
    10 The Geebs That Is A Pony [m]
    12 Sweeney Tom
    13 the lovely bastard
    13 QuickSnap
    13 MyNameIsWalrus
    16 EvilBadman
    16 THEPAIN73
    18 David_T
    19 PwnanObrien
    19 LBD_Nytetrayn
    21 Shadowen
    21 Maximum
    23 KurnDerak
    23 Lux
    23 Goose!
    25 Hjorvarthr
    Full Standings Here.

    HELL IN A CELL IS THIS WEEKEND. FORM AFTER SMACKDOWN.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    hah, in your face 4 people I did better than

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    yeah, feelin' pretty good about not cashing in

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Damn, I was almost certain I didn't do well on that PPV

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Hey, if JustinSane doesn't get a rematch, then I should be #1 contender for the SE++ championship. Unless he just gets the next match because he's still ahead of me.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I AM READY WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE?

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    tied for 4th

    I'll take it

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Climbing them ranks, bein hungry as fuck

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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