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You think you got BALLS, son?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Sheri wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner

    Early warning system

    A safety feature made to propel anyone out of the poking zone in disgust before full rise occurs.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yeah my balls are so swole i use them as a beanbag cushion instead of a pc chair

    occasionally i shit on them in the manner of a hog

    no big deal

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    usagi has bigger balls than klyka
    trufact

    Not at the moment, it's like fifty fucking degrees in my office

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Do children sometimes try to play tetherball around your leg with your scrotum? That's an important staple of manhood.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    you know, I think the weirdest time for balls is when you are taking a kinda long-ish bath.
    Suddenly everything is all weird and elastic down there and you're not sure if that's a good (if hilarious) thing.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Oh, I'm pretty sure we all know it's hilarious. It's like... "hey, with a bit of effort I bet I could pull my scrote completely over my entire junk. I guess I can. Okay, now I'm kinda weirded out."

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    You wouldn't be if you could stretch your vulva over your head like some kind of organic frontal wedgie.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Or, wait, maybe that would just make things worse.

    I always confuse those two.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Allergic to Boners is my band's new name

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Also fuck you my balls could beat up your balls

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I challenge you to a game of bumperballs so we can find out right now. This is how it goes: we run full speed at each other, jump horizontally into the air, and collide like a pair of scissoring lesbians.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar is a balls subject matter expert.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I didn't get my degree at the school of hard cocks for nothing.

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  • Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    I've got WAY more balls than all of you guys.
    In a jar above my bed.
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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Delzhand wrote:
    Oh, I'm pretty sure we all know it's hilarious. It's like... "hey, with a bit of effort I bet I could pull my scrote completely over my entire junk. I guess I can. Okay, now I'm kinda weirded out."

    This is silly.
    You're not alone.

    Oh brilliant
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