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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Oh! Bucky Balls!

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Hmm... this is brilliant. I think I just might have to do this, that would be assuming of course that I'd be accepted. Hopefully I am, and I can jam the gift button repeatedly on Steam, it's just begging to be pushed.

    I don't know who you are but I love your avatar so you're in.

    You don't have that kind of authority.

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    Ok well this is my favourite quote tree in a while

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Oh! Bucky Balls!

    Have you seen the warning they put on Bucky Balls?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    this toy

    could stick to your intestines

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    But they're so fun, provided you keep them outside of your orifices!

  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    Yesssss I am on the list.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    But ... it's only bad if you swallow more than one, right? So if I swallow one, then wait for the exit, I'm good to go? Unless I forgot one sh-

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Well, they are pretty small...

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Eat a ton of them and you can stick yourself to your fridge!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote:
    Eat a ton of them and you can stick yourself to your fridge!

    The best idea ...

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

    If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I will gladly accept art depicting paul kersey and john matrix high fiving

    It is a thing I collect

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

    If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

    artistic nudity


    consult your whorebooks


    get a polaroid

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Basically it boils down to the fact that we're giving gifts here, so people should just be grateful, or they're assholes.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'd be grateful for artistic nudes, godmode

    or dirty nudes

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Will you settle for my head Photoshopped on Burt Reynolds reclining on a bearskin rug?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I guess

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    He almost has as much chest hair as I do.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I mean it'd be easier for you to just pose, but

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I have neither the rug, nor the fireplace.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    you can photoshop those in

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    LOOK KEITH DON'T BE PICKY

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    You make my heart all aflutter <3

  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

    If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

    Hell, if my satan was artistic like that, I certainly would not say a single negative thing about getting art. I would actually be overjoyed.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Arts are a pretty cool thing to get!

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I would be down for some arts too. Especially since I have not decorated my new apartment at all.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I told Neville NSFW is ok for a reason damn it.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    I saw an actual art show that was just giant close-up photos of the artist's butthole.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

    I tried to make sure to have a good amount of things under $20 on my wishlist in addition to the complete Beatles discography and such

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    feebsicle wrote:
    I saw an actual art show that was just giant close-up photos of the artist's butthole.

    Sounds...

    8-)

    shitty

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    This is me officially wanting in.

    I want in this year.

  • MintMint Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Dear Satan,
    I have many interest/hobbies.
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    I like tea, baking, costuming, crocheting, anime, photography and running.
    I enjoy most sci/fi, animes/cartoons and classic movies. MLP, Adventure time!
    I am a lite gamer but I still enjoy it when I have the time. I have a decent pc, 360 and ds lite. I enjoy rpg’s and puzzle games. I am terrible at fps and I am not a sports fan.
    I wear M/L tshirts… (though I won’t enjoy it if it says something offensive. I will not be able to wear it)

    Dislikes:
    Umm I don’t really like receiving candy or cookies (gingerbread exempted). I have trouble eating them or I feel incredibly guilty.

    A surprise would be awesome.
    Don’t get me something expensive. Home made is dam fine : )
    And my wishlist is there for a suggestion
    If you need advice ask imperfect know that guy for years.

    Mint on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    You're the Satanee.

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Oh hey is it too late to sign up for this

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Yes

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Don't listen to Keith

    He just wants all the presents for himself

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I don't need the presents

    There are others more deserving

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Keith you will get

    nothing

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