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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    The difference being that exaggerated 90s things weren't done with a hint of irony.

    I... I know that's the entire reason I brought it up...

    You know what, nevermind I've got one more film to watch I'll get some more alcohol and we can talk about something else

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    The difference being that exaggerated 90s things weren't done with a hint of irony.

    I... I know that's the entire reason I brought it up...

    You know what, nevermind I've got one more film to watch I'll get some more alcohol and we can talk about something else

    I am so sorry that we went in circles.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Druhim I saw this and thought of you:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    The opening scene of Robocop 2 is just the Frank Millerest.

    A bunch of cranked out junkies snarl at homeless old lady who is pushing her cart full of cans across the streets of Detroit. Her cart is run over by a speeding biker gang and she's knocked to the ground. A man runs over to ask if she's alright, finding that she's helpless he steals her purse and kicks her to the ground. As he's counting the money he stole, he's tripped by a pair of prostitutes who kick him repeatedly and steal his stolen money, watch and chain, then stomp his eye out with their high heels. The prostitutes set off to buy the designer drug NUKE, and walk past a run-down porn theater where a gang beating is going on. As they pass NICK'S GUNS, the storefront explodes, killing them both. The shop was blown up by four men in a brown station wagon, who pile out and grab rifles and pistols along the shelves. One thief asks the injured store owner where the bullets are, while the other thieves find riot guns and rocket launchers. The thief retrieves the bullets and strokes the gun sexually, telling the owner he really likes it. The owner asks him to just take it and get out. The thief thanks him and shoots him in the head. Sirens start blaring outside, a cop car is coming towards them. The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers and shoots one at the oncoming police cruiser. The thieves laugh, and all three open fire on the burning police cruiser with assault rifles. The car explodes, again.


    Robocop steps out of the car and shoots the men.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    Druhim I saw this and thought of you:

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    ottorgy

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Rolo wrote:
    The opening scene of Robocop 2 is just the Frank Millerest.

    A bunch of cranked out junkies snarl at homeless old lady who is pushing her cart full of cans across the streets of Detroit. Her cart is run over by a speeding biker gang and she's knocked to the ground. A man runs over to ask if she's alright, finding that she's helpless he steals her purse and kicks her to the ground. As he's counting the money he stole, he's tripped by a pair of prostitutes who kick him repeatedly and steal his stolen money, watch and chain, then stomp his eye out with their high heels. The prostitutes set off to buy the designer drug NUKE, and walk past a run-down porn theater where a gang beating is going on. As they pass NICK'S GUNS, the storefront explodes, killing them both. The shop was blown up by four men in a brown station wagon, who pile out and grab rifles and pistols along the shelves. One thief asks the injured store owner where the bullets are, while the other thieves find riot guns and rocket launchers. The thief retrieves the bullets and strokes the gun sexually, telling the owner he really likes it. The owner asks him to just take it and get out. The thief thanks him and shoots him in the head. Sirens start blaring outside, a cop car is coming towards them. The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers and shoots one at the oncoming police cruiser. The thieves laugh, and all three open fire on the burning police cruiser with assault rifles. The car explodes, again.


    Robocop steps out of the car and shoots the men.
    The violence in Robocop 2 was so over the top that even watching it as a little kid I didn't take it seriously at all

    The said before, the original Robocop as good of a version of The Dark Knight Returns as we'll ever get
    They hit a lot of the same ideas at exactly the right time in the cultural zeitgeist

    BusterK on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    The latino thief runs out with two rocket launchers

    GIANT GREATS

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The scene where they removed the big bads brain in Robocop 2 freaked me out so much I had nightmares of it when I was a kid.

  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    This is my favorite thread ever.

    I'm making video games. DesignBy.Cloud
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    FINALLY. WE’VE BEEN DRIVING FOR DAYS.
    I AM GOING TO BUY SO MANY FLÖRGS AND BJÅRNBLÛBS IT WILL MAKE YOUR FACE FALL OFF OF YOUR FACE.
    OH, AND DON’T LET ME FORGET LITTLE LIGHTBULBS FOR MY SLÖLM.

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    THIS? OH, YOU’RE SO SWEET. IT’S CHRISTIAN LACROIX. I WAS IN PARIS FOR A CONFERENCE AND I COULDN’T RESIST. I HAVE THESE PERFECT LITTLE PEARLS THAT DANE BOUGHT ME WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED AND A CHANEL CLUTCH, PLUS THESE LITTLE YELLOW LOUBOUTINS THAT ARE ABSOLUTE MURDER ON MY ARCHES BUT GOD DO THEY LOOK DIVINE.
    FINISH YOUR CHARDONNAY AND I’LL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS AND SHOW YOU. YOU’LL LOVE THEM.


  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Macera wrote: »
    Druhim I saw this and thought of you:

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    ahaha omg

    also I recently discovered this and it's fantastic and adorable

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    gyaru secrets

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »

    FUCK YOU ANGLE UP GUY AJHASJDHFHDFFSG

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
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    Macera on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    oh my god

  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    the five stages of internet rejection

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Another black eye for the Marine Corps.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Meiz wrote:

    Oh fuck I hadn't seen this.

    Juicebox is the best.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
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    One of those is out of order

    It bothers me for some reason

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Robocop.

    Jean Claude Van Damme's splits are good for about two or three hours of drunken humor.

    You're thinking of Timecop, hoss

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Whoever did the voiceover for that needs to be arrested for driving me mad. Jesus, that is creepy.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    broken image link
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    bias?

  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Maximum wrote:
    http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/

    Lot of up and coming scholars out there.
    Hot potato

    The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.

    burn that school to the ground

    Raneados on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    those goddamn Irish

    stealing all of our jerbs

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote:
    Macera wrote:
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    One of those is out of order

    It bothers me for some reason
    And it would make it even better if it was in order

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    bias?

    favourite

    once again confirming that "bias" is the most misused word in the english language

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    L|ama wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    bias?

    favourite

    once again confirming that "bias" is the most misused word in the english language

    that's awfully biased

  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I just checked on a whim and it looks like iTunes' Ping is no longer as terri-shit as it was when it launched.

    I am following the fuck out of Gotye and Cut Copy and Foster The People you guys.

  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    one time I got 11000 on nanaca crash and this guy told me I had photoshopped the screenshot

    mother fucker

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    He could at least do you the courtesy of accusing you of hacking.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    The opening scene of Robocop 2 is just the Frank Millerest.

    It's a pity that the film is so much worse than the original

    Although that said, I was quite fond of the comic version

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    what are those

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