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Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    I'll never look at The Magic School Bus the same way again!

    Tonkka wrote:
    Tiger Uppercunt

    So he does say Tiger!

    I could honestly never tell if it was that or hyper.

    Trust me, as I am the foremost authority in what characters say in video games.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    mensch-o-matic wrote:
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    we all either knew and Arnold or were an Arnold ourselves when we were that age

    I don't know.
    My Class never took a field trip inside of me.
    :(

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    yo girl you got one owny pussy

    looks like someone wants a tour of the menschosystem

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    so this is posting power, huh...

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    Rehab wrote:
    You mean like, doing the motions of the letters of the alphabet with your tongue down there?

    Yes. It is a tip given to men as a starter thing because so often questions regarding this are "What do I even do down there?"

    Is this the part where someone recommends Nina Hartley's oral guide?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Arnold is the only kid whose name I remember.

    how could you forget Ralphie and Carlos

    and Dorothy I think the smart girl's name was?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    The hell is going on with that chick's hair?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

    how was your day, futore?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    mensch-o-matic wrote:
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    OWNS OWNS OWNS HOLY SHIT

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    holy shit they have a trash compacter

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I was the Arnold

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    holy shit they have a trash compacter

    :^:

    ...wait, that's what that thing is?

    Holy shit, I have a trash compactor.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Tox, you are a trash compactor.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    It's true. I take in trash, and compact it down, the condense it into post format.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    she looks so smug

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

    I would love to be tied up. Not so much because I want to be dominated, but because I love the idea of trusting someone that much.

    Currently I do not know of anybody I would let tie me up.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Futore wrote:
    I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

    how was your day, futore?

    It was a good day.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I ain't trust nobody

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I ain't trust nobody

    hello

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    GG, I need you to store something in your butt for me. I promise it won't explode.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Quick, get me some pink fuzzy handcuffs.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    GG, I need you to store something in your butt for me. I promise it won't explode.

    Its me I'm going in your butt

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    mensch don't explode in GG's butt. I made a promise. Don't care how DTS you are

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    just because im down to stab doesnt mean i cant control my natural explodey impulses dude!!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    BSA (Butt Security Administration) agents are en route to all of your positions now

    Bluesky|Cohost
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    tugga wrote:
    BYToady wrote:
    tugga wrote:
    several people in oklahoma whom i have never met know of me due to a sexual act i invented a couple years ago

    Just because you called it "The Tugga" does not mean you invented the hand job.

    its so much better than that

    Elaborate on this to end the thread.

    Do it.

    Its sort of bro-y, if you get my drift.

    My roommate and I double teamed a girl with a lazy eye. I had the business end and he had the kisser.

    Well midway through i sort of give her a stiff arm to the back of the head, while downing an entire beer.

    In oklahoma, im known for inventing "The Heisman."

    I've received many thousands of fist bumps for it. Which is both awesome, and sad, at the same time.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    w/e mensch my leg muscles are sore and i am in a crabby mood. it is hard being so well muscled

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    explosives in butts?

    man, there's a lot I don't know about butt stuff

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    holy shit tugga

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    i dont post much anymore

    but when i do

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

    Try it.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Macera wrote:
    the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

    Try it.

    I've sat through Descent and Hard Candy.

    No thanks.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Macera wrote:
    the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

    Try it.

    nope

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I don't get it either.

    I would rather both parties be more involved.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    macera is more into fishnets

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Getcha some of these

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    and a

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    and some

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    macera is more into fishnets

    ban

    antimatter

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Macera wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    macera is more into fishnets

    ban

    antimatter

    that that that that that that that don't kill me

    can only make me stronger

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