most of my stories have been posted before, but maybe you haven't heard them
i'd been with this girl for a couple months and were feeling out each other's kinks. she tells me that she thinks it'd be rad to be tied up. i'm all, 'okay, that's cool, i even got some nylon cord and such just for that kind of thing'
so she's tied spread eagle to the bedposts and blindfolded, and i'm fooling around and teasing. then i ask if there's anything in particular she wants me to do. she says, 'i want you to do whatever you want'
so i go out into the living room, close the door, and invite the guy from down the hall over to play tekken
So, would this be the place to discuss that one time i nailed a girl, started dating her, and took 6 whole months to realize that she just wasnt plain run-of-the-mill-typical-girl retarded. But full blown, really has no idea about important things retarded.
She thought we lived inside the earth.
Like she didnt understand that the earth was a sphere, or a ball in her case, and we lived on the outside of it.
Imagine working on modern physics homework, then talking to that.
So, would this be the place to discuss that one time i nailed a girl, started dating her, and took 6 whole months to realize that she just wasnt plain run-of-the-mill-typical-girl retarded. But full blown, really has no idea about important things retarded.
She thought we lived inside the earth.
Like she didnt understand that the earth was a sphere, or a ball in her case, and we lived on the outside of it.
Imagine working on modern physics homework, then talking to that.
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This isn't really embarrassing, but rather sad. Dunno if it's worthy enough to be in the thread but meh. I've mentioned it before, but here goes.
Losing my virginity to a gay guy was bad enough. The fact that he was several years older than me and that for 6mths, I'd deluded myself into thinking he loved me was probably it. This was a guy who made me wait until he finished grinding and raiding on WoW until he'd pay me attention. He was an alliance player to make it worse. He was failing uni- had no job and I literally was clearing up his bowls of ramen from the week.
After a very brief roll in the hay that hurt me more than anything, he told me that he had to get back, that his friends online were waiting for him. So he went back, stark naked, to the computer.
Its probably one of the biggest regrets of my life.
This isn't really embarrassing, but rather sad. Dunno if it's worthy enough to be in the thread but meh. I've mentioned it before, but here goes.
Losing my virginity to a gay guy was bad enough. The fact that he was several years older than me and that for 6mths, I'd deluded myself into thinking he loved me was probably it. This was a guy who made me wait until he finished grinding and raiding on WoW until he'd pay me attention. He was an alliance player to make it worse. He was failing uni- had no job and I literally was clearing up his bowls of ramen from the week.
After a very brief roll in the hay that hurt me more than anything, he told me that he had to get back, that his friends online were waiting for him. So he went back, stark naked, to the computer.
Its probably one of the biggest regrets of my life.
This is a sad story
You deserve better, HB!
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It makes me realise, really, how lucky I am to have @Gatsby. He's a miracle worker in many many ways. I found my soulmate in him, and he's, truly, changed my life. To find someone who respects you and loves you for you, not merely the 'benefits', physically or otherwise that you may bring to the table, to meet someone who you work as a partnership with, who makes your day, and that is as much your closest friend as your lover, I think that truly is something special, and I'm thankful for that each and every day.
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She thought we lived inside the earth.
Like she didnt understand that the earth was a sphere, or a ball in her case, and we lived on the outside of it.
Imagine working on modern physics homework, then talking to that.
STEAM!
Stud finder, for proper anchoring.
Ok what is this for
stud finder
so you can actually screw those loops into something sturdy and not empty drywall
edit: Godmode's got it
And just how did you know that young man?
Building all those...recreational facilities in my spare time.
especially since obama greenlighted another season + movie
STEAM!
Oh wow, just googled it and it seems pretty official now.
STEAM!
STEAM!
Both you and @Gatsby have that issue.
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I'd like this better if it were the .gif of him kicking that door open as he walks off.
Heeeeeeeey
Losing my virginity to a gay guy was bad enough. The fact that he was several years older than me and that for 6mths, I'd deluded myself into thinking he loved me was probably it. This was a guy who made me wait until he finished grinding and raiding on WoW until he'd pay me attention. He was an alliance player to make it worse. He was failing uni- had no job and I literally was clearing up his bowls of ramen from the week.
After a very brief roll in the hay that hurt me more than anything, he told me that he had to get back, that his friends online were waiting for him. So he went back, stark naked, to the computer.
Its probably one of the biggest regrets of my life.
2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
Twitter: @PoeticGecko
This is a sad story
You deserve better, HB!
Plus he introduced me to you lot.
2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
Twitter: @PoeticGecko
:winky:
2DS/3DS Friend code 0361-7385-2366
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Twitter: @PoeticGecko
yeah okay
http://i52.tinypic.com/s5zjwx.gif
I, uh.
hmm.
I have never understood this
I will typically pull a girl back up to keep kissing me intermittently through oral sex
And then of course keep kissing her after
Then again, I'm of a fairly ambiguous sexuality