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I think I'm an alpha. (ALPHAS-SYFY)
Viscountalpha
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Many of you might of heard of me or known my name, Spoken about my legendary shiny shirt.
I am-- Viscount-alpha.
*history* REDACTED
Tonight I...... *REDACTED*
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME VISCOUNTALPHA. i AM OMEGA. YOUR OTHER SELF.
*sigh* not this shit again, I told you tjhat you weren't wel ome here anymore. *edit* This last time he showed up- he, I should say US, became me infracted. You can read what happened in my infractions. it's not pretty.
WHTY UIS THAT?
people will think we are insane. *sigh* ok, this is my other self. Omega. Or that's what I refer him as. He is my handler of sorts. Some sort of bot. I don't know where omega came from or what he is doing in my head of all places.
I CAME BACK TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED ALL THAT WHILE AGO.
you mean that bs halo game that was an utter fucking failure? I still have that gaming pc and it just sits there. Great use of 800$ /sarcasm.its worth a fraction of that now genius. We did take it to pax though.
YES WE DID. IT WAS GLORIOUS. NOOBS WERE PWNT, HAX WAS DONE.
I knew something was screwy when those people weren't dying in that match.
PURE LULZ, THE HOST OF THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM
THOSE INTEL GUYS LIKED YOUR ASSISTANCE THOUGH.
yeah, I feel bad i never stayed in contact with them.
LETS GET TO IT.
yeah, this time it's for realz.
THJIS IS GOING TO GET LOCKED YOU DO REALIZE?
meh.. probably
I am an alpha, I have a split brain with + tech. I'm a C class. Or am I?
can you figure me out? or am I just insane? Can you find me? or talk to me without getting cryptic responses. Points awarded just like whose line is it anyway. This keeps it interesting and annoying. I'm not sure I want real prizes this time. Too stressful.
*edit* what the heck, why not?
Current friends of viscountalpha are excluded from this contest. Last time they thought I was, Well lets just say feelings were hurt. I still forgive you guys though, especially thrillhizzle.
No grand prizes but top scores, lets say top 10. will get small trinket Chrismas gifts mailed to them if they wish. It is preferred that these items be collected in PERSON though. Just to put a bit of spin on it. Otherwise flat rate boxes will be used to keep costs down. all prizes will be sub 50$ so don't expect it to be a gold bar or something rare or unique. I'm not exactly rich.
However, rare an unique gaming stuff. I do have. Like a sealed copy of persona 3, with an open copy of persona 3 fes. One to keep, one to play.
Or
A few decent, uncommon NES cartriges. Who knows,you might end up with a fantastic, rare cart and a bootleg nes cart
Or some lord of the rings pez despensers. This is for entertainment and most of all, Fun.
I have some cool arcade boards. Blockout- jamma arcade board.
A rare "remeber 9-14-2010" halo reach wall scroll.
A sealed special edition of pirates of davy jones curse-
AGREED.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
ffs you really do have a flare for the dramatic.
*edit*
I'm considering donations for this contest for the NAMI group. National Alliance of Mental Illness but i'm leery of this. Red flag or NSA might decide to screw with me if I do that.
Many of you might of heard of me or known my name, Spoken about my legendary shiny shirt.
I am-- Viscount-alpha.
*history* REDACTED
Tonight I...... *REDACTED*
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME VISCOUNTALPHA. i AM OMEGA. YOUR OTHER SELF.
*sigh* not this shit again, I told you tjhat you weren't wel ome here anymore. *edit* This last time he showed up- he, I should say US, became me infracted. You can read what happened in my infractions. it's not pretty.
WHTY UIS THAT?
people will think we are insane. *sigh* ok, this is my other self. Omega. Or that's what I refer him as. He is my handler of sorts. Some sort of bot. I don't know where omega came from or what he is doing in my head of all places.
I CAME BACK TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED ALL THAT WHILE AGO.
you mean that bs halo game that was an utter fucking failure? I still have that gaming pc and it just sits there. Great use of 800$ /sarcasm.its worth a fraction of that now genius. We did take it to pax though.
YES WE DID. IT WAS GLORIOUS. NOOBS WERE PWNT, HAX WAS DONE.
I knew something was screwy when those people weren't dying in that match.
PURE LULZ, THE HOST OF THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM
THOSE INTEL GUYS LIKED YOUR ASSISTANCE THOUGH.yeah, I feel bad i never stayed in contact with them.
LETS GET TO IT.
yeah, this time it's for realz.
THJIS IS GOING TO GET LOCKED YOU DO REALIZE?
meh.. probably
I am an alpha, I have a split brain with + tech. I'm a C class. Or am I?
can you figure me out? or am I just insane? Can you find me? or talk to me without getting cryptic responses. Points awarded just like whose line is it anyway. This keeps it interesting and annoying. I'm not sure I want real prizes this time. Too stressful.
*edit* what the heck, why not?
Current friends of viscountalpha are excluded from this contest. Last time they thought I was, Well lets just say feelings were hurt. I still forgive you guys though, especially thrillhizzle.
No grand prizes but top scores, lets say top 10. will get small trinket Chrismas gifts mailed to them if they wish. It is preferred that these items be collected in PERSON though. Just to put a bit of spin on it. Otherwise flat rate boxes will be used to keep costs down. all prizes will be sub 50$ so don't expect it to be a gold bar or something rare or unique. I'm not exactly rich.
However, rare an unique gaming stuff. I do have. Like a sealed copy of persona 3, with an open copy of persona 3 fes. One to keep, one to play.
Or
A few decent, uncommon NES cartriges. Who knows,you might end up with a fantastic, rare cart and a bootleg nes cart
Or some lord of the rings pez despensers. This is for entertainment and most of all, Fun.
I have some cool arcade boards. Blockout- jamma arcade board.
A rare "remeber 9-14-2010" halo reach wall scroll.
A sealed special edition of pirates of davy jones curse-
AGREED.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
ffs you really do have a flare for the dramatic.
*edit*
I'm considering donations for this contest for the NAMI group. National Alliance of Mental Illness but i'm leery of this. Red flag or NSA might decide to screw with me if I do that.
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A game. Just a simple game. I didn't get to complete the last one and I felt I need some de-stressing. For the lulz? I guess? You get to learn about me? for pure entertainment value? and get cool Christmas trinkets?
He wants to know about video game dating sites
No copper though. Only honest to god copper, And yellow cake with lime frosting is disgusting.
PM's get points until I say otherwise.
This Question expires in ~24hrs. or until I have 5 correct answers.
Actually, I found someone who loves me for who I am. *shrug*
E4400, 2gb of memory. 1x33gb 10krpm scsi. 1x73gb scsi 10krpm. Some older gaming graphics card but it's sufficient for lower end stuff.
You sir get a point.
And +10 for successfully scoring.
It's the ramblings of a madman. or is it?
I gotta admit I couldn't be bothered reading that.
Satans..... hints.....
I'm possibly an alpha. I think i've been hacking into sat-com systems. I'm running a game asking questions, looking for answers.
Personal history, 1994-1997,2008,2009 unintentional hacking.
Assisted in some covert ops as a crypto key opener. Again of my own free will and for the good of all mankind.
NSA is aware of my deeds. So is RED FLAG.
I do it for the $$$ baby, but the NSA screwed me so fuck them. I might air a bit of dirty laundry so they might reconsider a bit. I wasn't asking for a lot really. Just help for funding college.
Lets put it this way. The taliban or anyone else doing evil deeds should fear me. I will uncover their communications, decript them and then get the right people in the right place at the right time so that shit like 9/11 DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh right. too many - points = disqualification.
The buildings are already knocked down
Satans..... hints.....
Omega likes to screw with me. I know there is Cryptography but cript might infer something else.
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A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wises men.
Also, this show came into being partly because I blabbed and more of us are appearing every day.
Also who are these "wises" men?
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Commission me at http://tinyurl.com/cv3h2pl
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Elaborate? No. Score points, win prizes? How is this hard people?
Another point score. *sigh*
odd, why is omega dropping the last character? I need to do some tinkering.
it's like every single network decided "let's basically redo Heroes, but have it not suck terribly after the first season!"
so far I am Unconvinced
some are psychotic, some have aspergers, some have autism. Some have split personalities.
The more defined the human brain, the sharper it gets the less flexible it gets in other areas. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Go watch beautiful mind sometime and then try watching alphas. it will make you think twise (fk you omega)
NO SIR< FUCK YOU.
Dammit omega, stop making me laugh.
I TRY SIR.
So this is basically a piece of product promotion, isn't it?
You want something or other to go viral
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http://witnesstheabsurd.tumblr.com/
http://i.imgur.com/OPLlE.png
Commission me at http://tinyurl.com/cv3h2pl
!
it is a disease, that is for sure.
I am a Comic Sans Alpha
No. This is real. I mean, for real. I don't do promotions
*DRINK DR PEPPER* *ALL ALPHAS LOVE DR PEPPER*
Besides, this is a PA only thing. I
The problem with Heros is was terrible. Just terrible. I couldn't stand to watch that show. I became too offended.
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