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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honey regular
    I don't have money until tomorrow. Once that happens, I am debating whether I should have the gifts sent directly since my parents would be like whaaa

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  • .. regular
    edited November 2011
    Alright, I posted my wishlist HERE. But here are some likes/dislikes, as well.

    Clothes? Bad idea for the most part. Men's/Unisex XL if you must. I don't wear scarves or hats.
    Homemade? Art and such is fine. Please do not make food. I have a lot of dietary restrictions now and I probably wouldn't even be able to eat what you send.
    NSFW? I put that it's alright but please, no sex toys, porn mags/movies, or anything else overtly "sexual". When I said it was okay, I meant if there is occasional nudity in a book or something, I'm alright with that.
    I'm going to be honest, shake weights and Nerf guns and whatever else gag gifts going around are absolutely wasted on me. The Nerf things will be re-gifted to my nephews. So, I mean, you'll make me look like an awesome gift-giver, but yeah.. If you want to send me goofy toys as gifts, try Lite Brite and maybe, Lego.
    I have an Xbox 360 (which I think is near death), a DS, and a PSP. I have the older consoles, as well. I need an HDTV but I think that may be asking too much. So a PS3/Xbox360 will be fine instead. Hah.
    Those art figures on the list are to give you an idea of the style of art I like (and I love Jeff Soto.)

    Honestly, I will probably be happy with whatever you send. And if I'm not, I will pretend to be so and thank you profusely anyway. Because I have manners.

    Also, new, used, refurbished for anything is fine. Save money where you can.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
    Buy ugly blankets and donate to snuggly animals at Workroom26.
  • My satan's plan is coming together quite nicely. Now to begin.

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks regular
    Wooooooo, got my person!

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  • Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...

    Well, you could wrap up 12 gifts individually and trust in your satanee to open them up on the appropriate days! :)

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch Dimension regular
    Man I really wish I had, like, sooo much money to spend on my satanee.

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  • My birthday was last week. I got my kilt. This secret satan time of year is always like the icing on the birthday cake, as it usually occurs right after my tick mark.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah regular
    Whoever has @smarthero is amazing

  • AHHHHH MY SATAN IS AWESOME

    Hmm... new twitter follower, eh? Probably a spambot. Oh well.

    BUT WAIT
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    DUN DUN DUN
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    AHHHH SO COOL

  • Oh my God Smart Hero, that is amazing.

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  • Also I am going to have to get creative since my satan's wishlist only had a couple items on it and they didn't make a post outlining any of there interests... Hmm...

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  • Janson wrote:
    Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...

    Well, you could wrap up 12 gifts individually and trust in your satanee to open them up on the appropriate days! :)

    I am Amazon-ing my gifts to my Satan. I'd art/craft if I could...

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  • My Satan must know of my fleeting but occasional love of ARGs

    or they're just great.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch Dimension regular
    @smarthero that is amazing

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void regular
    well shit, there goes my idea.

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  • Hmm, curious and curiouser.

    Let the stalking begin!

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  • fuck that guy, setting the bar so high

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  • Not really all that high. He's using an up to the minute piece of social networking computer software as a gift to SH. See, the gifter knows that SH eats that shit up.

    He could have just bought him a lifetime subscription to Ars Technica and Dan would have foamed glee at the mouth.

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  • Mmmmm, I like Ars, but probably not enough to get a sub.

    But yes, this Satan knows his audience.

    I'll be compiling our battle using Storify, lets you thread together Twitter stuff into a, well, story.

  • Riddle me this thread. What will his next gift be?

  • EndEnd regular
    oh my god this just gets better and better

    been on this road and come this far
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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch Dimension regular
    HOLY SHIT

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  • Holy shit yes ahahahahahahhaaha

  • Kwoaru wrote: »
    fuck that guy, setting the bar so high

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  • BrogeyBrogey Cinnabon Afficionado Santa Monica, CA mod
    Oh, hello IP check!

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  • riddlehero wrote: »
    Riddle me this thread. What will his next gift be?

    My god, man.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch Dimension regular
    Bogey wrote:
    Oh, hello IP check!

    You gotta let this one slide. Just for the length of the thread.

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  • BrogeyBrogey Cinnabon Afficionado Santa Monica, CA mod
    edited November 2011
    Tox wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    Oh, hello IP check!

    You gotta let this one slide. Just for the length of the thread.
    Relax! I wasn't going to ruin any of their fun.

    I just wanted to know who was behind the mask. :P

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  • Bogey only uses his powers for the forces of good.

    ...and to hit on your sister.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the Brocean regular
    bogey uses his mod powers to peek inside of everybody's wrapping papered gifts

  • EndEnd regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Bogey only uses his powers for the forces of good.

    ...and to hit on your sister.

    you said the s-word!

    now bogey will never leave the thread!

    been on this road and come this far
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  • ahhhh

    I'm dead

    you've killed me @riddlehero

  • Is it sad that I have only known my Satanee's identity for 10 hours and I already have at least half a dozen presents planned?

  • No! That's really cool. I'm sure your person will be glad that you're so thoughtful and interested in them.

  • Is it sad that I have only known my Satanee's identity for 10 hours and I already have at least half a dozen presents planned?

    You got a lurker?

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... regular
    I've already gone over my gifting budget and I'm not done yet!

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  • Is it sad that I have only known my Satanee's identity for 10 hours and I already have at least half a dozen presents planned?

    You got a lurker?

    No, I mean I got online, found out my Satanee 10 hours ago, have been away from town for the last 9 hours, and came back an hour ago and already have half a dozen presents planned

    It helps that person's an awesome poster and an (I assume) awesome person as well

  • EndEnd regular
    Moriveth is unstopppabble

    been on this road and come this far
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  • Yay at having my person! Already have soooo many ideas. Totally doing the evil hand-pyramid right now as I plan out my evil plot to bury my satanee under a pile of christmas cheer!

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