Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
I don't have money until tomorrow. Once that happens, I am debating whether I should have the gifts sent directly since my parents would be like whaaa
Alright, I posted my wishlist HERE. But here are some likes/dislikes, as well.
Clothes? Bad idea for the most part. Men's/Unisex XL if you must. I don't wear scarves or hats.
Homemade? Art and such is fine. Please do not make food. I have a lot of dietary restrictions now and I probably wouldn't even be able to eat what you send.
NSFW? I put that it's alright but please, no sex toys, porn mags/movies, or anything else overtly "sexual". When I said it was okay, I meant if there is occasional nudity in a book or something, I'm alright with that.
I'm going to be honest, shake weights and Nerf guns and whatever else gag gifts going around are absolutely wasted on me. The Nerf things will be re-gifted to my nephews. So, I mean, you'll make me look like an awesome gift-giver, but yeah.. If you want to send me goofy toys as gifts, try Lite Brite and maybe, Lego.
I have an Xbox 360 (which I think is near death), a DS, and a PSP. I have the older consoles, as well. I need an HDTV but I think that may be asking too much. So a PS3/Xbox360 will be fine instead. Hah.
Those art figures on the list are to give you an idea of the style of art I like (and I love Jeff Soto.)
Honestly, I will probably be happy with whatever you send. And if I'm not, I will pretend to be so and thank you profusely anyway. Because I have manners.
Also, new, used, refurbished for anything is fine. Save money where you can.
Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...
Well, you could wrap up 12 gifts individually and trust in your satanee to open them up on the appropriate days!
My birthday was last week. I got my kilt. This secret satan time of year is always like the icing on the birthday cake, as it usually occurs right after my tick mark.
Hmm... new twitter follower, eh? Probably a spambot. Oh well.
BUT WAIT
DUN DUN DUN
AHHHH SO COOL
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Oh my God Smart Hero, that is amazing.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Also I am going to have to get creative since my satan's wishlist only had a couple items on it and they didn't make a post outlining any of there interests... Hmm...
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Ideally I'd like it if I could arrange it so that my Satanee would receive a gift every day for twelve days as close to Christmas day as possible, but that would require me shipping all their gifts to a courier company and then paying the couriers to deliver them one at a time. That would reduce the amount I could spend on them to somewhere around negative $700...
Well, you could wrap up 12 gifts individually and trust in your satanee to open them up on the appropriate days!
I am Amazon-ing my gifts to my Satan. I'd art/craft if I could...
Not really all that high. He's using an up to the minute piece of social networking computer software as a gift to SH. See, the gifter knows that SH eats that shit up.
He could have just bought him a lifetime subscription to Ars Technica and Dan would have foamed glee at the mouth.
Is it sad that I have only known my Satanee's identity for 10 hours and I already have at least half a dozen presents planned?
You got a lurker?
No, I mean I got online, found out my Satanee 10 hours ago, have been away from town for the last 9 hours, and came back an hour ago and already have half a dozen presents planned
It helps that person's an awesome poster and an (I assume) awesome person as well
I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
Yay at having my person! Already have soooo many ideas. Totally doing the evil hand-pyramid right now as I plan out my evil plot to bury my satanee under a pile of christmas cheer!
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Clothes? Bad idea for the most part. Men's/Unisex XL if you must. I don't wear scarves or hats.
Homemade? Art and such is fine. Please do not make food. I have a lot of dietary restrictions now and I probably wouldn't even be able to eat what you send.
NSFW? I put that it's alright but please, no sex toys, porn mags/movies, or anything else overtly "sexual". When I said it was okay, I meant if there is occasional nudity in a book or something, I'm alright with that.
I'm going to be honest, shake weights and Nerf guns and whatever else gag gifts going around are absolutely wasted on me. The Nerf things will be re-gifted to my nephews. So, I mean, you'll make me look like an awesome gift-giver, but yeah.. If you want to send me goofy toys as gifts, try Lite Brite and maybe, Lego.
I have an Xbox 360 (which I think is near death), a DS, and a PSP. I have the older consoles, as well. I need an HDTV but I think that may be asking too much. So a PS3/Xbox360 will be fine instead. Hah.
Those art figures on the list are to give you an idea of the style of art I like (and I love Jeff Soto.)
Honestly, I will probably be happy with whatever you send. And if I'm not, I will pretend to be so and thank you profusely anyway. Because I have manners.
Also, new, used, refurbished for anything is fine. Save money where you can.
Well, you could wrap up 12 gifts individually and trust in your satanee to open them up on the appropriate days!
Hmm... new twitter follower, eh? Probably a spambot. Oh well.
BUT WAIT
DUN DUN DUN
AHHHH SO COOL
I am Amazon-ing my gifts to my Satan. I'd art/craft if I could...
or they're just great.
Let the stalking begin!
He could have just bought him a lifetime subscription to Ars Technica and Dan would have foamed glee at the mouth.
But yes, this Satan knows his audience.
I'll be compiling our battle using Storify, lets you thread together Twitter stuff into a, well, story.
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
My god, man.
You gotta let this one slide. Just for the length of the thread.
I just wanted to know who was behind the mask. :P
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
...and to hit on your sister.
you said the s-word!
now bogey will never leave the thread!
I'm dead
you've killed me @riddlehero
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You got a lurker?
No, I mean I got online, found out my Satanee 10 hours ago, have been away from town for the last 9 hours, and came back an hour ago and already have half a dozen presents planned
It helps that person's an awesome poster and an (I assume) awesome person as well
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