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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote: »
    I do have a lottery ticket for Saturday.

    Anything could happen.

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  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    I got an email today from Best-Penis. Disappointed that it was spam and not my Satan.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    how do I become a judge

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Legba wrote: »
    I do have a lottery ticket for Saturday.

    Anything could happen.

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    :winky:

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Man if I was rich I'd be irresponsibly generous with my gifting

    You get a car! The cat gets a car!

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    but I don't even have a cat!

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    You do now!

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Seriously. I would blow through millions of dollars in a week just getting presents/giving money to friends and family

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.

    Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.

    Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.

    Tox on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    My extended family would get nothing.

    Already a bunch of vultures as it is.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I would buy myself some love

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Seriously. I would blow through millions of dollars in a week just getting presents/giving money to friends and family

    I would do this too, only I wouldn't even last a week.

    If I was lucky, it would last more than a day.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    My extended family would get nothing.

    Already a bunch of vultures as it is.

    Yeah my parents families are both pretty bad about that stuff. Which is why I would flatly require anybody who is not one-step related to me to have to go through the relevant parent first.

    Except my grandmother, she gets all her bills paid.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I've got a plan for up to and including 9 million kr. Anything over that is for blowing on Christmas presents.

    This week's pot is 110 million.

    One of you may be the luckiest Satanee ever.
    Probably not though.

    Legba on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    My budget for my person is not much, but I'm a pretty good online bargain hunter, so I think his/her/its haul is decent.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.

    Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.

    Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.
    This is my plan, too

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    My budget for my person is not much, but I'm a pretty good online bargain hunter, so I think his/her/its haul is decent.

    :^:

    Some of my favourite presents from people have cost very little money

  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    If I got a shitton of money, I'd do that not just for my family, but like a dozen people here on the forums.

    It's a nice feeling.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Satanee's first shipment is delivered.


    Go check your damn mail Satanee.

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I'll check when I get home from work.

    Please be cancer, please be cancer, please be cancer.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    It's not you.


    and it's not cancer.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Well it ain't me because shipping doesn't get to Canada that fast ever.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


    Maybe I'm tricky

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    It's so tempting to get my satan these wands.
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/eab7/

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Kochi, maybe he ordered something from you that you will deliver to yourself when you get home.

    CHECK YOUR POCKETS!

    Nothing. Matters.
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


    Maybe I'm tricky

    I'm prettysure all you'd send me for Christmas would be bugs, anyways.



    And then I'd ignore them for a month.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Stale wrote:
    Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


    Maybe I'm tricky

    I'm prettysure all you'd send me for Christmas would be bugs, anyways.



    And then I'd ignore them for a month.

    What if I sent you a new job

    and

    elves

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    By elves do you mean more contract QA testers to abuse?

    Yes please

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    We call them minions here in the states

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    neville wrote: »
    you need TWO TVs?
    You fascist. Get the fuck out.

    i just need one i just wanted to hammer home the point of 'i want a 42 inch 1080p'

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I'd rather be the satanee of Stale from 4 years ago.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    i really wish someone i knew was in a really good band so i can make them name their first album 'tiny chicken waiters from lesser chicken houses because its the only thing i've ever said that was worth anything

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    I'd rather be the satanee of Stale from 4 years ago.

    So would I

    Stale on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    18 gifts planned for my Satanee now (!)

    On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!

    The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason

    Sweeney Tom on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    18 gifts planned for my Satanee now (!)

    On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!

    The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason

    is it me i could use some shit

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Goddamn you fast people are putting us deliberate procrastinators to shame.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Langly do you also like stop signs?

    The perfect present.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    My Satanee does have their first gift en route but I opted for slowass shipping to save dollar bills. This also gives me time to collect other sundry parts of the gift and mail them as well. Hopefully everything will arrive at around the same time.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    It's not even thanksgiving. Calm down, people

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Thanksgiving is long gone, buddy.

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