If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.
Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.
Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.
Yeah my parents families are both pretty bad about that stuff. Which is why I would flatly require anybody who is not one-step related to me to have to go through the relevant parent first.
Except my grandmother, she gets all her bills paid.
If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.
Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.
Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.
i really wish someone i knew was in a really good band so i can make them name their first album 'tiny chicken waiters from lesser chicken houses because its the only thing i've ever said that was worth anything
On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!
The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason
On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!
The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason
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My Satanee does have their first gift en route but I opted for slowass shipping to save dollar bills. This also gives me time to collect other sundry parts of the gift and mail them as well. Hopefully everything will arrive at around the same time.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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You get a car! The cat gets a car!
Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.
Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.
Already a bunch of vultures as it is.
I would do this too, only I wouldn't even last a week.
If I was lucky, it would last more than a day.
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Yeah my parents families are both pretty bad about that stuff. Which is why I would flatly require anybody who is not one-step related to me to have to go through the relevant parent first.
Except my grandmother, she gets all her bills paid.
This week's pot is 110 million.
One of you may be the luckiest Satanee ever.
:^:
Some of my favourite presents from people have cost very little money
It's a nice feeling.
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Go check your damn mail Satanee.
Please be cancer, please be cancer, please be cancer.
and it's not cancer.
Maybe I'm tricky
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CHECK YOUR POCKETS!
I'm prettysure all you'd send me for Christmas would be bugs, anyways.
And then I'd ignore them for a month.
What if I sent you a new job
and
elves
Yes please
i just need one i just wanted to hammer home the point of 'i want a 42 inch 1080p'
So would I
On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!
The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason
Steam
is it me i could use some shit
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
The perfect present.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN