Dear Satan, I feel like we should sit down. And have a chat.
Yes, I am sitting on this ottoman. Yes, I am drumming my fingers together. Like so.
What I want to communicate to you is this. You've no doubtedly read my wish list. Maybe perused through a few of my posts. But I want to communicate that maybe I haven't been entirely 'open' to you. I feel like there's more I can 'share'. So in case you're still not sure what, among the many things in this universe, that I like, here's a quick and dirty list, that's purposely and openly vague.
Transformers
Dinosaurs
Green Lantern
Plants
Legos
Nintendo
Computers
Doctor Who
The Outdoors and the Mysteries Contained Within
I hope this can help you in your quest. Maybe, like some other people on this website who shall go unnamed (Stale), you haven't gotten anything for me yet. That's great. I'm in no rush. Maybe unlike some other people on this board (Shimsham), you're still debating on that perfect gift. I'm doing the same. But not for you. Because that'd be weird and against the laws of humanity and/or Neville. But I just wanted you to know, there's more than what I threw on my Amazon wishlist. There's oh so much more that will please me.
Merry Christmas, from the warmest place in my heart/pants;
-MetroidZoid
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Cupcakes are awesome and those look great.. especially the lemon curd one.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
I'm so glad I signed up for this. I've had so much fun planning my gift for my satanee that I haven't even begun to wonder when who is going to send me what.
zucchinirobotheropretty much amazingRegistered Userregular
edited November 2011
Hey guys!
I got an email a few minutes ago, and while I was a little disappointed it wasn't another love letter from Best-Penis, my heart was aflutter when I saw it was from someone named Secret Satan
It was a copy of a brand new book called A thrilling Zucchini of Arcadia story: The Man-Eaters of Saarthal!!!
I was extra excited when I found out it was by my favorite author, Elizabeth Esda, who you may know from her other works Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth and Wayne Gretzky Hockey
It was a thrilling adventure, which I believe can be read here. But at the end I found that this wonderful novel included a copy of Skyrim, as well as hints of future gifts! Who would have thought such wonders could be hidden inside a book?!?!
In the end, I found that this was not trickery or work of the devil, it was our very own @Legba! An awesome person who got me exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much!
I need to wrap up my present-buying (ha!) and send my gift to my satanee
MWAH MWAH MWAH
I am making all of the kisses at Mori because he has just gifted me SKYRIM and I am about to get SKYRIMMED. Janson gets kisses as well! Apparently there is EVEN MORE GOODNESS coming in the mail!
We had been planning to do something clever, like have a code in the mailed gifts or whatever that you would be able to redeem online or something so you could be surprised by all your gifts at once, but then Mori was like OH SHIT HE'S ON THE FENCE ABOUT SKYRIM AND HE MIGHT BUY IT WE HAVE TO BUY IT RIGHT NOW
An absolutely awesome cookbook and reflection on southern culture. I almost bought this myself recently and at the last minute cancelled my order.
Shim Sham, the best Satan ever.
Ah great. I'm glad you like this one, I wasn't totally sure you would but given your interests I took a shot.
The author lives in my city and I was going to get it autographed for you but he's on a year long tour of Europe writing another cookbook at the moment. He owns a couple of restaurants here (which are amazing) so I wanted to give you a little something with a local touch.
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Dunno if she's sneaky enough for that.
or is she
dundundun
maybe I'm posting from inside your house
Well now what am I supposed to do with these artistic nude photos?
I'm not even going to post it
Steam
Maybe she's doing SUPER secret satans.
Yes, I am sitting on this ottoman. Yes, I am drumming my fingers together. Like so.
What I want to communicate to you is this. You've no doubtedly read my wish list. Maybe perused through a few of my posts. But I want to communicate that maybe I haven't been entirely 'open' to you. I feel like there's more I can 'share'. So in case you're still not sure what, among the many things in this universe, that I like, here's a quick and dirty list, that's purposely and openly vague.
Transformers
Dinosaurs
Green Lantern
Plants
Legos
Nintendo
Computers
Doctor Who
The Outdoors and the Mysteries Contained Within
I hope this can help you in your quest. Maybe, like some other people on this website who shall go unnamed (Stale), you haven't gotten anything for me yet. That's great. I'm in no rush. Maybe unlike some other people on this board (Shimsham), you're still debating on that perfect gift. I'm doing the same. But not for you. Because that'd be weird and against the laws of humanity and/or Neville. But I just wanted you to know, there's more than what I threw on my Amazon wishlist. There's oh so much more that will please me.
Merry Christmas, from the warmest place in my heart/pants;
-MetroidZoid
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
To further complicate things, the company that sells said item is somehow not getting my e-mails. some relay error that is completely illogical to me.
Who wants to be a dear fellow forumer and see if they can contact them from within the US?
Send me a pm with an e-mail adress and i'll forward you the e-mail.
Thanks in advance.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Now I just have to pack it and ship it off, but I think I'll wait and send it a bit closer to December.
Oh they are def yummy! I wish I could share it with everyone!
That one is one of my faves they make! Sooo good! There's even like a lemony creamy center in the cupcake!
I gotta get crackin'
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I got an email a few minutes ago, and while I was a little disappointed it wasn't another love letter from Best-Penis, my heart was aflutter when I saw it was from someone named Secret Satan
It was a copy of a brand new book called A thrilling Zucchini of Arcadia story: The Man-Eaters of Saarthal!!!
I was extra excited when I found out it was by my favorite author, Elizabeth Esda, who you may know from her other works Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth and Wayne Gretzky Hockey
It was a thrilling adventure, which I believe can be read here. But at the end I found that this wonderful novel included a copy of Skyrim, as well as hints of future gifts! Who would have thought such wonders could be hidden inside a book?!?!
In the end, I found that this was not trickery or work of the devil, it was our very own @Legba! An awesome person who got me exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much!
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Um...Hey there.
Did you actually burn those photos? Just...wondering.
I need to wrap up my present-buying (ha!) and send my gift to my satanee
I could certainly stand to re-season my cast iron pans
people keep trying to but them in the sink/dishwasher and I have to be all "No don't be dumb, that doesn't go there"
MWAH MWAH MWAH
I am making all of the kisses at Mori because he has just gifted me SKYRIM and I am about to get SKYRIMMED. Janson gets kisses as well! Apparently there is EVEN MORE GOODNESS coming in the mail!
Thank you guys so much!
And I'm glad you like it, I hope you like the additional presents as well!
We had been planning to do something clever, like have a code in the mailed gifts or whatever that you would be able to redeem online or something so you could be surprised by all your gifts at once, but then Mori was like OH SHIT HE'S ON THE FENCE ABOUT SKYRIM AND HE MIGHT BUY IT WE HAVE TO BUY IT RIGHT NOW
Secret Satan part II: Satan Harder
Got the second box today!:
An absolutely awesome cookbook and reflection on southern culture. I almost bought this myself recently and at the last minute cancelled my order.
Shim Sham, the best Satan ever.
Ah great. I'm glad you like this one, I wasn't totally sure you would but given your interests I took a shot.
The author lives in my city and I was going to get it autographed for you but he's on a year long tour of Europe writing another cookbook at the moment. He owns a couple of restaurants here (which are amazing) so I wanted to give you a little something with a local touch.
but now i have to wait until monday to get it from the office!
it is either a print i ordered forever ago that they had to resend to me or
something more mysterious
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