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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Hey, can whoever has TLB send me a PM?

    brb making an alt

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    what pray tell is a tim tam slam

    It's like when you bite off the ends of a Twizzler and use it as a straw except with a Tim Tam and it melts

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    oh goodness

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali - > . (plut)

    #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Hello, potential satan.

    I would just like to inform you that over the course of the next 4-6 weeks I'm doing some crazy traveling. Now, this won't have a direct impact on your gift as someone will still be at the address you have so your gift shall not go amiss. What it may delay is my response and reaction to how awesome you are.

    If you send it and fail to see me gush and are wondering if I got it, don't hesitate to have someone ask me and regardless of where I am, I'll check in to confirm if it's waiting for me.

    Much love, satan. Much love.

  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    they sell tim tams at fred meyer around this time of year

    I never got around to buying some though

    kahula tim tams sound amazing

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Okami buy some timtams. They are the best.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Oh god how am I going to do this.

    Pssst


    Hey



    Just send him some Tim Tams.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Satan, my Amazon is a great place to start, but I will write some things about myself here and maybe you will find that useful.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    okay so

    i got 25 dollars worth of cosmetics from a person with a name I don't recognize, a Canadian address and no note

    will the real slim Satan please stand up

    please stand up

    please stand up

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    some cannuck -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali - > . (plut)

    #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Anti it is very rude to discriminate against fat satans

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Hooray, a package arrived today from my most excellent Satan @#pipe. Inside there were three gifts which made me feel a lot like Baby Jesus. Unfortunately, I had to hurry to the train shortly afterwards. I'm going to post some pictures as soon as I'm back on Thursday.

    There's more coming. One of the things was coming from a different seller but should only be a day or two, and they told me one of the things from the first shipment was actually sold out and will be shipped sometime in the next month?

    Also I'll be sending some stuff in a box from Australia.

    HAPPY XMAS

    Woo, so excited.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    Thank you, Satan <3

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Hey Antimatter's Satan, if you're doing a follow-up may I suggest
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    Legba on
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm going to post this phrase once a day:

    Blake, give me some Tim Tams! (And not pictures of Tim Tams either.)

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    god dammit legba

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    hey apparently there is a package at my parents'

    I'm guessing it's satans related so I'm heading over to pick it up tomorrow

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali - > . (plut)

    #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Alright.

    Gift purchased.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I need to get a haircut so I can effectively use this molding clay stuff. My mop is too bushy right now.

    I was thinking of going up to Capital Hill and saying, "HAVE AT IT!" but I'm a scaredy cat with my hair.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    I'm certain there's plenty of lovely ladies just waiting to have their way with you

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Hey, can whoever has TLB send me a PM?

    brb making an alt

    Tlb what would be worse, receiving two different Jennifer Anniston movies, or receiving the same Jennifer Anniston movie twice?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Hey, can whoever has TLB send me a PM?

    brb making an alt

    Tlb what would be worse, receiving two different Jennifer Anniston movies, or receiving the same Jennifer Anniston movie twice?

    not getting all of them, clearly

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I walk home from work and I open the box
    My whole face is a smirk, cuz this sure does rock!

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    I open it quickly, and then I do shout
    It's a fuck ton of guitar picks! I'll never run out!

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    Thank you thank you thank you! I've actually been running low on these things, as I keep losing them

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    :D
    You're welcome!
    I was hoping those would be useful.

    Antimatter on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    If this one specific thing goes down in price for Black Friday or something or other, you are getting it Satanee.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    If my Satan could just pay off my car, that would be fabulous

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Wombat, your face has so much JOY.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    get a haircut hippy

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Dear Satanee

    You are getting at least 3 different packages in the mail between now and the end of November. Fuck waiting.

    Plus there will be an envelope with more gifts that I will resend sometime this week (stupid post office broke part of it, and that will be addressed in the message, I assure you.)

    Plus I will be ordering more stuff between now and the deadline.

    Get psyched.

    Sweeney Tom on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    oh yes, @Wombat!!

    would you like hints about your next gift(s) y/n

    Antimatter on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Man, the Bar is awfully high already.

    Gonna have to roll up them sleeves.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    nope my guy is getting a comic and something nice off their wishlist unless I suffer some sort of severe inspiration in the next week or so

    Kwoaru on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I am excited for

    Well

    Everything, really!

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    After tomorrow when I get my paycheck, I'm gonna buy some of my Satanee's gifts.

  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Antimatter wrote:
    oh yes, @Wombat!!

    would you like hints about your next gift(s) y/n

    Oh, I don't really need any. It being a surprise will be rad in and of itself!

    Also, I read through some posts, and it is slated to be around the start of December, yeah? An arrival hint like that will be a great drumroll, anyway.

    @Kwoaru
    High School me says hello
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    Wombat!! on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    wombat you fiendish hippie

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    your next gift should actually be within the next few days, but after that, yeah, expect late November to early December

    Antimatter on
  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    It's almost like people have started to forget how they used to constantly rag on me for my previously long hair.

    edit: WOOOOOAHH! 2, yet?! That is like, holy shit dang awesome!

    Wombat!! on
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