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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The rest of Rolo's presents will be bought soon as well. The shipping of said gift will depend on how soon another part of his gift arrives.

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I need one more thing, and then I can wrap mine up and send it off.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    All my gifts are in metric!

    Muhahaha!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    no blake nooo

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Going to send you ONE HUNDRED grams of coal.

    100, that's like, a lot.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    but what is that in real measurements

    how can I figure this out

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I have gone mad

    you have sutter kaned me with measurements

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Ok I'm getting paid on the 20th and first priority will be buying gifts. I did say I was going to but them this week but I ended up a bit short on cash due to other charitable endeavours. Hopefully the first round of gifts will be arriving late November

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    but what is that in real measurements

    how can I figure this out

    It's like two thistlefulls of elbows.

    That's what you guys use to measure shit right?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    but what is that in real measurements

    how can I figure this out

    It's like two thistlefulls of elbows.

    That's what you guys use to measure shit right?

    buh

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    blake got TLB a set of metric socket wrenches

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    nooooooooo

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    And a Toyota car!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    brb killing myself

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Psst

    Blake

    Now's probably not the time to mention the Bolshevik hat you were saving for his birthday

    Amazon
    Steam
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    the signed full size Ivan Drago poster

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    brb double killing myself

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Killing is a metric term, the imperial unit is beheading.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    god

    damn

    everything

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tlb do you ever wonder why America does not have a king since they use imperial units?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    in america every man is a king

    unless they're brown

    and women dont count

    Kwoaru on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    because fuck I gah what no damnit I am

    blaaaaake

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    The Lovely Bastard wrote:
    because fuck I gah what no damnit I am

    blaaaaake

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Wombat, as a guitar player (or anyone else) would you use something like this:

    http://www.amazon.com/Pick-Punch-PP00/dp/B005FIFM14

    Because I've been debating getting one for my bro-in-law since I saw this last year

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    People can be pretty anal about what weight and shape pick they use

    I mean I'd use a pick punch because I'd make soft Ukulele picks out of business cards

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Gotta be at least a millimeter.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The speed of light is 1.8 tetra furlongs per fortnight.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Fortnight = 115 tabledegrees Frankenheight

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Wombat!! wrote:
    I need to get a haircut so I can effectively use this molding clay stuff. My mop is too bushy right now.

    I was thinking of going up to Capital Hill and saying, "HAVE AT IT!" but I'm a scaredy cat with my hair.

    Hey @Wombat!!

    Go to The Red Chair

    They're marvy :o

    Usagi on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    go to a barber.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Stick your hair in a food processor.

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I went to Thee Barber Shop in downtown Tacoma this past January, and it got cut really, really short. I mean, it IS a barber shop, and all, but god damn it was short.

    @MetroidZoid that thing looks p cool. 'Cept outta what would I make some really thick picks if I don't have extra credit cards lying around?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    you know, i nearly got you that

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Wombat!! wrote:
    I went to Thee Barber Shop in downtown Tacoma this past January, and it got cut really, really short. I mean, it IS a barber shop, and all, but god damn it was short.

    @MetroidZoid that thing looks p cool. 'Cept outta what would I make some really thick picks if I don't have extra credit cards lying around?

    Gift cards

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I think that 800000 picks is a sufficient enough number to last me quiiiiite a while. Hahaha

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    wait did you really get more than three quarters of a million picks?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    he shouldve gotten 60

    if he got less i'll riot

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I think I finally have a thematic concept for my gifts. I hope my satanee enjoys it!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    wait did you really get more than three quarters of a million picks?

    Shipping would have been savage.

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I got just about 60, I think. Can't say I've sat down to count them, but there's a heap ton in there.

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