TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimetres. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several metres north, fifteen kilometres west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.
TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.
god damn you
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.
Woah what?
Whatmeters?
We are supposed to use SI units to upset tlb there. Not those crazy imperial things.
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Should have come when we got everyone together for the HersheyPAX a few years ago.
But nooooooo...
There was a HersheyPAX?
Yep! We went and rode rollercoasters and drank beer and watched Rocky I-IV and annoyed Zip's cats with Nerf
It was fun
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ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
You know what should happen? That again.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
TLB your present will all be in grams and the package will be measured by centimeters. Inside you'll find a treasure map and all the directions will tell you to head several meters north, fifteen kilometers west and dig up twelve kilograms worth of dirt to reach your prize.
It will be an exquisite painting of Bronson holding up a Soviet flag.
Woah what?
Whatmeters?
We are supposed to use SI units to upset tlb there. Not those crazy imperial things.
You're an engineer, so everything is in millimetres. Just be glad he didn't say decimetres...
Just picked up a bunch a bunch of overtime. I did it for YOU my satanee. Also because I'm addicted to money, but mostly for you.
Do you think most people would rather get a variety of less pricey gifts, or just one really awesome gift? I'm trying to make my decisions without going too crazy far over budget but I dunno how to best dole out the dough.
And yeah pipe, it's a tricky one to play. I'm used to guitar and bass where the strings are relatively far apart, so I don't actually use the very tips of my fingers, but with the mandolin I really have to hook them around and it fucking hurts.
I've been jamming away for a solid day now and it's getting better though. Not the pain, but my finger positioning. The pain is only getting worse, but the notes are sounding cleaner!
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There's probably a lot of things, honestly!
I'll keep my eyes peeled and send you something at the first opportunity.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I really did. Feel free to have me as your Satanee any time!
god damn you
Woah what?
Whatmeters?
We are supposed to use SI units to upset tlb there. Not those crazy imperial things.
Satans..... hints.....
There was a HersheyPAX?
Yep! We went and rode rollercoasters and drank beer and watched Rocky I-IV and annoyed Zip's cats with Nerf
It was fun
You're an engineer, so everything is in millimetres. Just be glad he didn't say decimetres...
Blake, give me some Tim Tams! (And not pictures of Tim Tams either.)
Do you think most people would rather get a variety of less pricey gifts, or just one really awesome gift? I'm trying to make my decisions without going too crazy far over budget but I dunno how to best dole out the dough.
satans is my favorite thing
ps: I will be wearing my luchador mask as I open any satans presents this year
Steam
Dear Satan, if you bought me a mandolin, then I am dreadfully sorry. Maybe a banjo instead? Twelve string guitar? Big ol' stand up bass?
Or a movie or two from my wishlist. I'm not picky.
buy him a sitar
I like your beard.
Have a great day.
Love Blake.
Satans..... hints.....
I thought maybe I could tune it like a double string ukulele
dude my fingers are way too fat for this instrument.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Dear Satan buy me this please.
Or actually the bolded one. Yeah get me one of those.
And yeah pipe, it's a tricky one to play. I'm used to guitar and bass where the strings are relatively far apart, so I don't actually use the very tips of my fingers, but with the mandolin I really have to hook them around and it fucking hurts.
I've been jamming away for a solid day now and it's getting better though. Not the pain, but my finger positioning. The pain is only getting worse, but the notes are sounding cleaner!
Steam
GDAE
Or, God Damn Ass Eaters.
I'd just make laser sounds all day.
pew zzzfffoooo zweeweeweewee
By the time I'm done with you, you'll have every -tar.
And a mandolin
And the time to learn how to play them!
Talk box! Woo!