Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2011
It isn't in the ground, it's too cold here as well. It actually started as a project to learn about seeds and plants at our kindergarten, so we jammed toothpicks into an avocado pit and stuck it in a glass of water for a few weeks and voila, to my shock it actually sprouted roots and a stem. So I slapped it into some soil and we watched it grow for a few months. Then I brought it home for vacation, and here it's stayed because kids don't like avocados anyway okay.
...yeah I just secretly wanted to keep it.
Anyway, just keep him with room to grow roots (a big pot) and good soil and water him when the soil is dry. I'd say I water my avocado usually once a week, sometimes twice. Um. I dust his leaves? That's it! He's about two years old now. Sooomeday, someday I will have avocados to eat on demand.
E: Also I keep him in the kitchen by the dishwasher so he gets warm steam on the theory that he likes warm wet things, but mostly that's something I made up.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Never will they know the sweet taste of an avocado, grown by their own hands. Never will they be able to plant a young vocado tree so that one day they can return, much older, and reflect on the magical time they had learning English with lost salient
The silver one next to it is one of those sticky rollers to remove crap from your clothes.
Silver on top is wonderbread.
The one that looks like tape is tape.
I wish I were 60 right now so I could be that batty/cool/creepy old woman. I'm going to be an awesome old woman. My mother gave me an old woman's name knowing I was born to be old.
Gertrude?
Blanche?
Muriel?
Agatha? Because that last one would make you an Elite Four, and that's awesome.
E: Blake, you can PM me if you want specifics on anything related to growing plants. I'd like to say it's my specialty, but really it's just a fanatical hobby of mine.
I've already thought of like 18 things for Kusu, and I'm still probably not done.
Unless you're on a tighter budget than me, don't even kid yourself about being done.
Also, I should probably stop coming to this thread for a while. Every time I see somebody say they shipped something, I get excited, then I get disappointed when I wait and wait and nothing comes.
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
I am happy as every year I have spent more money (and given more gifts) to my Satanee.
Which posses a problem of escalation...
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited November 2011
oooooohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Slacker71 givin' me that light to shine through the darkness.
That is
1x Green Lantern Thermal
1x Green Lantern Pop! Heroes figure
1x Green Lantern CUFFLINKS!
1x Green Lantern PEZ dispenser
1x Green Lantern Lego Christmas Tree Ornament
6x 2-pack Glow Bars
1x HUGE GREEN M&M BAG
Thank you SO MUCH Slacker71! I've actually got like 3 green lantern shirts and I've even had friends comment that they've never seen me without one. My work desktop background is the GL symbol. So yeah, this is all right up my alley!
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...yeah I just secretly wanted to keep it.
Anyway, just keep him with room to grow roots (a big pot) and good soil and water him when the soil is dry. I'd say I water my avocado usually once a week, sometimes twice. Um. I dust his leaves? That's it! He's about two years old now. Sooomeday, someday I will have avocados to eat on demand.
E: Also I keep him in the kitchen by the dishwasher so he gets warm steam on the theory that he likes warm wet things, but mostly that's something I made up.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I could really use some new socks, actually.
But the big square socks look potentially uncomfortable.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Nice work stealing those poor childrens' avocado tree, by the way
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Satans..... hints.....
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
That's a "build your own sock" kit. They're a smashing gift for people with cold feet and idle hands.
one on the far right is toilet paper
Silver on top is wonderbread.
The one that looks like tape is tape.
Margaret. But I go by "Eunice" at Starbucks.
I'm waiting for it to go on sale.
Or magically appear on my doorstep, if things happen that way.
Also the person I'm gifting should expect things in December. I am not a proponent of pre-thanksgiving gifting.
Today will be the day I finish my satan shopping.
Today.
Satans..... hints.....
I've already thought of like 18 things for Kusu, and I'm still probably not done.
Unless you're on a tighter budget than me, don't even kid yourself about being done.
Also, I should probably stop coming to this thread for a while. Every time I see somebody say they shipped something, I get excited, then I get disappointed when I wait and wait and nothing comes.
Steam
Which posses a problem of escalation...
Slacker71 givin' me that light to shine through the darkness.
That is
1x Green Lantern Thermal
1x Green Lantern Pop! Heroes figure
1x Green Lantern CUFFLINKS!
1x Green Lantern PEZ dispenser
1x Green Lantern Lego Christmas Tree Ornament
6x 2-pack Glow Bars
1x HUGE GREEN M&M BAG
Thank you SO MUCH Slacker71! I've actually got like 3 green lantern shirts and I've even had friends comment that they've never seen me without one. My work desktop background is the GL symbol. So yeah, this is all right up my alley!
Needless to say you rock!
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I am more amazed that I am able to keep control and not buy a bunch of stuff for myself.
gonna class up this fuckin place
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Green Lantern is always a great thing to want, PEZ is awesome forever, and M&Ms are lovely!
@Kusuguttai: They're Kinder, which are apparently beloved around here, so I thought I'd get some for you and spread the joy!
And yay, 1/3 of the stuff I've ordered so far has arrived! Expect 4 more gifts hopefully this month! :]
Steam
not a bobblehead actually, just a figure, but I have a shelf of figures so he is gonna be a nice addition
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
It's like Jackson Pollock shat out some flesh and bone onto his garage floor.
TLB
I was so sick
that I couldn't even play Skyrim one day
trying to find more small stuff to put on there, assuming my Satan isn't done shopping
doot doo
(EDIT: Australian Firefox is telling me that barista is not a word wtf)