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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I should look into some good shaving equipment. Shaving (using cartridge razors) irritates my skin and usually leads to zits and ingrown hairs, especially in the winter.

    Now, take that feeling, and apply it to your crotch. Awesome.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    I'm still not brave enough to shave my nuts with my safety razor

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Nice haul Nogs, and great job of Sataning Slacker!

    Green Lantern is always a great thing to want, PEZ is awesome forever, and M&Ms are lovely!

    @Kusuguttai: They're Kinder, which are apparently beloved around here, so I thought I'd get some for you and spread the joy!

    And yay, 1/3 of the stuff I've ordered so far has arrived! Expect 4 more gifts hopefully this month! :]
    You spoiling a n word

    You said before I mentioned that I will be soon mailing an envelope with at least 3 more presents inside, and possibly buying at least 6 more things for you in the beginning of 2012

    Basically, spoiling is too nice a word at this point

    take all that shit back and buy me a tv because i am now too broke to buy one after months of planning to get one this week

    im kidding, but only slightly kidding the kind of kidding where you laugh nervously and mutter 'no do it' under your breath

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    @ceres looks slightly different ever since she mentioned something about having a package today...

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    There is no forum name attached!

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    Legba -> zucchini

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Slacker71 -> Nogs

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2

    ??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    ??? -> ceres

    ??? -> Hunter

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    That is adorable.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Antimatter wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    where's the meat??

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    where's the meat??

    :winky:

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Aaaah! that's even better!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    As cool as the shark one is, I don't think I'd ever fall asleep in it

    it seems like it'd be too uncomfortable

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Kadith wrote:
    where's the meat??

    :winky:
    See I thought that at first too

    but isn't cannibalism frowned upon?

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    SNIP[/url]

    Oh wow! A vegetable blanket!

    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
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    dawwwwwwww

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    yes

    yes

    more cute quirky women with ridiculous and adorable bedding

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    ridiculously expensive bedding

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I was gonna make a thread about this but I'm lazy and Neville made this thread so it's like technically the same thing

    New Dr. Horrible

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    oh goody another overrated thing from joss whedon
    yippee

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    dr horrible is basically aptly named imho

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    I don't really like Firefly or Felicia Day and I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    But uh

    If it has Neil Patrick Harris in it, it's kind of a guarantee I'll love it.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I don't really like Firefly or Felicia Day and I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    But uh

    If it has Neil Patrick Harris in it, it's kind of a guarantee I'll love it.

    damnit
    why did you tell me to come home and read this post?
    do you want to anger me? :|

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Yes

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Tom this is you

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    i hate dr horrible
    i loved angel and buffy
    that is definitely me

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    #pipe wrote:
    snip
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    oh my god

    must resist the urge to eat them

    Marth on
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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Nogs wrote: »
    oooooohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit

    Slacker71 givin' me that light to shine through the darkness.
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    That is

    1x Green Lantern Thermal
    1x Green Lantern Pop! Heroes figure
    1x Green Lantern CUFFLINKS!
    1x Green Lantern PEZ dispenser
    1x Green Lantern Lego Christmas Tree Ornament
    6x 2-pack Glow Bars
    1x HUGE GREEN M&M BAG

    Thank you SO MUCH Slacker71! I've actually got like 3 green lantern shirts and I've even had friends comment that they've never seen me without one. My work desktop background is the GL symbol. So yeah, this is all right up my alley!

    Needless to say you rock!

    Glad you like it. Most of the Green Lantern stuff came from a neat store downstairs at the Pike Place Market. The bookstore next door had a copy of The Gas We Pass, but I couldn't think of how to fit it into the theme.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    More mysteries, you guys.

    SOMEONE HAS TEXTED ME A CHRISTMAS CARD

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    ...but how did they know I'm a Christmas wanker?

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Santa has that list remember?

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    fffffff

    Why don't I ever remember to close the blinds

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    he sees you when you're sleeping

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    And Satan has the other list, so there you go.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Santa clause really is coming I suppose.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    More mysteries, you guys.

    SOMEONE HAS TEXTED ME A CHRISTMAS CARD

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    ...but how did they know I'm a Christmas wanker?

    AH HA HA HA That is gold.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Maybe they're saying, have a 'merry Christmas wanker'

    which doesn't sound quite so sexy, admittedly



  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    he sees you when you're sleeping

    He knows when you masturbate
    He knows if you tug fast or slow
    So finish up for goodness sake

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