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Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Huntsman - "oh crap, you mentioned that Obama killed OBL. Let's make some vague statements about how Obama can't lead instead"

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Watch as Cain and Perry now try to copy Huntsman's answer

    Wow Bachmann's REALLY uncorking the crazy tonight.

    The Chinese are doing everything they can to influence Pakistan. Which we have to stop. But we hate them.

    Kana on
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    "Existential threat" really. Wow.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    NO THAT WASN'T THE FUCKING QUESTION

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Shockingly, Perry doesn't get foreign policy.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Perry's back on his "no foreign aid to anyone. Except Israel"

    Wow Bachmann just called someone naive and for once she was right.

    When Bachmann is the grown up in the argument you know things are bad.

    Kana on
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oh man, Perry has no idea how foreign aid works

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Wow, Bachmann is justifiably giving someone a 'you are so fucking stupid' look. Admittedly it's Perry, but wow.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Trade zone?

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    ...Wait, his plan is to have India and Pakistan work together?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Wow, Bachmann is justifiably giving someone a 'you are so fucking stupid' look. Admittedly it's Perry, but wow.

    It's awe-inspiring, isn't it?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Mitt Romney just spoke very confidently and very calmly without actually saying anything

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Romney- Sunk cost effect FTW!

    To be fair he doesn't sound entirely unreasonable given his competition.

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Huntsman - "Shut up Romney, grownups are talking".

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Republicans are actually calling each other on their bullshit tonight. With things still so tight in the polls people are gettin' frisky

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Jesus Huntsman.

    You're right.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Huntsman just demolished him, and deftly avoided the followup goosery.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Romney: We've been here for 10 years already, hey what's 2 or 3 years more?

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Romney's going back to his 2008 talking points. Because those worked so well.
    Huntsman is kicking his ass right now.

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    BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Huntsman just Rick James'ed Romney. Awesome.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    SO MUCH SANITY.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Romney's flustered.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Nice counter by Huntsman

    Waiting for Gingrich to jump in here with his pompous historian hat on

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Gingrich is making a poor attempt at sounding smart again. Very, very poor.

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    KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    I hate Gingrich.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Jesus Gingrich is awful.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    What the fuck are you doing Gingrich?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    Nice counter by Huntsman

    Waiting for Gingrich to jump in here with his pompous historian hat on

    Called it!

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Gingrich- A'MURRICA FUCK YEAH!

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    lol Santorum "...I agree with... RON PAUL..."

    Like even he can't believe it.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Santorum is a bigoted asshole.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    didn't santorum say the exact same thing last time?

    #1 threat: obama or socialism

    Jars on
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    lol Santorum "...I agree with... RON PAUL..."

    Like even he can't believe it.

    and proceeds to say something ron paul probably doesn't agree with

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    I always love this logic - "We have to ship Americans over to Afghanistan for them to kill, or terrorists will come to over here and kill Americans!"

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Crappy camerawork is crappy.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    lol Santorum "...I agree with... RON PAUL..."

    Like even he can't believe it.

    and proceeds to say something ron paul probably doesn't agree with

    Yeah, he was like "Terrorism isn't a war, it's a crime. Therefore we have to keep our army in Afghanistan"

    Err... Wait...

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    UltimanecatUltimanecat Registered User regular
    Huntsman looking surprisingly good so far. Also, he and Romney are getting a disproportionate amount of time to talk.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Huntsman looking surprisingly good so far. Also, he and Romney are getting a disproportionate amount of time to talk.

    So far Cain and Perry seem to be getting the least time.
    Which is fine with me, since they also have the least to actually say, but it's a bit surprising.
    They're both dropping so fast though I doubt anyone's gonna be an asshole and call them out on their ignorance.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Dude you just had a commercial break and you can't figure this shit out?

    God CNN you suck SO MUCH

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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