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Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mitt's expression when Perry speaks? Priceless.

    "Any second now..." is written all over his smile.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Super committee failed. It's a super failure.

    And the president failed to write the budget. Because, y'know, that's his job

    And Perry wore a uniform. As the commander in chief of texas.

    Oh christ he's just working himself up into self-righteous stupidity.

    Oh god this is embarrassing. I'm cringing.

    Kana on
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Santorum - "Obama has the nerve to campaign during an election cycle".

  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    EDIT- Double post.

    No-Quarter on
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Yes, 1 year of deficit reduction IS a drop in the bucket compared to a decade of deficits.

    Moron.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I love that "Obama poisoned the well"

    Huntsman-you lying sack of shit.

    Edit: Sorry it was Santorum

    Rchanen on
  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Santorum- It's Obama who isn't bipartisan. God I'm sick of that fucking meme.

    Also "Raising taxes leads to less revenue!" derp derp

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Rchanen wrote:
    I love that "Obama poisoned the well"

    Huntsman-you lying sack of shit.

    Edit: Sorry it was Santorum

    They do look alike.

  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Bachmann doesn't understand how congressional appropriations work

    Which is strange, since she's in the House

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    And while we're waiting for the debate to re-start, let me just point out that no, Mitt ISN'T "really my first name". It's Willard. His name is Willard Mitt Romney.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    hahah they're still talking!

    the post-gym shower can wait!

  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    Easy road to citizenship means more illegals.

    Shut the fuck up, Ronny.[/Goodman]

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Ron Paul for legalization

    Aiming for 0% of the Republican vote

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Suddenly Paul speaking sense again.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    We know that terrorists have entered the US through Mexico

    Goddamn Cain you are SO stupid

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Cain - Secure the border by securing the border, for real.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    and i turned it on just as ron paul talks about the drug war.

    clock twice a day

  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Cain - Secure the border by securing the border, for real.

    Make the wall bigger. And make it look like the Black Gate into Mordor. It will be open and shut by Ron Paul Internet Trolls

    Cantido on
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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Heh, Santorum said trickle down. Yes, I am five years old.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Santorum just accidentally noted that trickle-down economics is bullshit

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    einstein came here as an immigrant because nazis you fuckwad.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    ...Did he just say you have to belong to the local church to get citizenship?

    Or was he just saying that we're not gonna create "amnesty", just a second class of resident non-citizens.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • BullioBullio Registered User regular
    No, Newt. Just...no.

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  • Skoal CatSkoal Cat Registered User regular
    Wait, 30,000 engineers were needed by Steve Jobs? How is that possible?

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Did Newt just kick Bachmann ass?

    DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    So we should kick people out right until they get college degrees, in which case we want them

    No funding for immigrants going to school, until they graduate and then they get to stay

    edit: so there's already 11 million illegal immigrants, but we certainly can't allow them to immigrate legally or people would want to immigrate!

    Kana on
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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Did Romney just repeated everyone's individual opinions at the same time?

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  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote:
    Did Romney just repeated everyone's individual opinions at the same time?

    Yes.

    Does this really surprise you?

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Severe penalties for employers? Did the newt just have a good idea?

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Skoal Cat wrote:
    Wait, 30,000 engineers were needed by Steve Jobs? How is that possible?

    Clearly US companies outsource manufacturing because of high level engineering jobs, right?

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    No perry, we're not talking about REAL magnets

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Fucking magnets

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ...

    jesus christ part of me agrees with newt.


    i really need a shower.....

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    I can't watch this anymore.

    fuck i'm done.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Perry's pause there makes me want to check him for an ear piece.

    "The point is... [ear mic]boarder control[/ear mic]...boarder control."

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    We need to secure that Border... Border. Border. Texas.

    Dodge Romney. Dodge.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I appear to be a bit behind you guys.

    but at least they're letting me watch it.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote:
    Did Romney just repeated everyone's individual opinions at the same time?

    Yes.

    Does this really surprise you?

    No I just have been reading about the debates instead of watching them. Jesus it's like he's flip flopping on a quantum level, standing for everything and nothing all at once...it's full of stars.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    For our next question from the audience...
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    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    I wonder if Bachmann's going to double down on her "we should never have allowed the Arab Spring to take place" rhetoric from last month.

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