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Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ohgod.

    VP of the heritage foundation.... this is going to be fun

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    wikipedia: "Syria is a relatively small oil producer, accounting for just 0.5 percent of the global production in 2010."

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Cain, what would you do about Syria and a no-fly zone?

    I would grow the economy!

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote:
    Doodmann wrote:
    Did Romney just repeated everyone's individual opinions at the same time?

    Yes.

    Does this really surprise you?

    No I just have been reading about the debates instead of watching them. Jesus it's like he's flip flopping on a quantum level, standing for everything and nothing all at once...it's full of stars.

    You are this close to being my sig.

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Hahaha;
    Blitzer: "Herman Cain, I'm going to assume you didn't know about this, so..."

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Perry: Let's go after Iran instead

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Syria is a major exporter of terrorism in the region.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    .....

    no. you're talking about Syria. Not Iran.

    You empty head.

  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    And this has to do with the Arab Spring...?

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    No shit Iran wants to go nuclear

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Sorenson wrote:
    And this has to do with the Arab Spring...?

    The republican party is still pretty mystified by this whole Arab Spring thing, except that they don't like Muslims.

    And israelisraelisraelisrael

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    This should be fun, the Libertarian being asked a question related to the closest to a Libertarian state.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ...

    this is not what she asked about, Ron Paul.

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Ron Paul goes for isolationism.

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Fuck you, Mitt.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Rchanen wrote:
    Ron Paul goes for isolationism.

    He's just cranky because he missed his nap. Seriously, Ron is crazy too old.

    Caveman Paws on
  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    He's just cranky because he missed his nap. Seriously, Ron is crazy too old.
    He did have that tone of a mewling infant that's been kept awake far too long, I have to admit.

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Romney is just positioning himself for the general.

    Considering his competition.

    Christ Perry is awful.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Mitt Romney's position is basically that he agrees with everything Obama is doing, and then promises he's going to do things differently.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Ooh biggest fear question!

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oh no, not the spread of socialism!

    WTF is this, the 1960s?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    ugggh

    fuck you cnn.com

    seriously fuck you.

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Holy Shit. Herman Cain had something intelligent to say.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

  • BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Newt's afraid of Magneto.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Santorum: Socialism in South America! Also, Islam
    Paul: Military interventions!
    Perry: China! Also, communism
    Romney: Having my own opinions
    Cain: TEH INTERNETS
    Gingrich: Terrorists with WMD! EMPs! INTERNETS!
    Bachmann: I am afraid of everything everyone else is afraid of
    Huntsman: No jobs!

    Phyphor on
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I love how she says Al She Bob

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Newt: "WMD. EMP. Computers."

  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    And Cain actually brings up a point that HAS been pretty much ignored in the debates and whatnot, huh.
    Kana wrote:
    Oh no, not the spread of socialism!

    WTF is this, the 1960s?
    You really need to ask?

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

    Luckily they speak in 1's and 0's, Cain speaks in 9's. He's got this.

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Cain: "The computers are going to eat us."

    Luckily they speak in 1's and 0's, Cain speaks in 9's. He's got this.

    Careful, the computers might propose the 1001-1001-1001 plan

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    gah!

    It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    CNN correspondent thinks PERRY led the way on the Iran discussion. PERRY. This is actually being said.

    TubularLuggage on
  • KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    Went pretty much as I expected. Perry and Cain barely even have positions on foreign policy.

    Theft 4 Bread
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    gah!

    It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

    That is what Anderson will look like in 20 yrs time. It's future Anderson.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    KungFu wrote:
    Went pretty much as I expected. Perry and Cain barely even have positions on foreign policy.

    Perry's position is ugguflubaguuuuu

    Cain's position is we shall do things that good, and avoid policies that are bad. Presumably his smokin' hot assistants will tell him which are which.

    Huntsman had a wonderful burn on that type of idea, which no republicans will care about whatsoever.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    gah!

    It's a not so attractive Anderson Cooper stand-in!!

    That is what Anderson will look like in 20 yrs time. It's future Anderson.

    Anderson Cooper doesn't buy your bullshit. Cooper will always be our glorious gay sex anchor.
    go-away-gray-anderson-cooper.jpg

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Huntsman kicking Romney's ass on Afghanistan made CNN's highlight reel.

  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    Hate the dude's guts, but I really have to give Paul credit for smacking the fuck out of Santorum durin the whole profiling bit. Can't wait until that sack of shit just fades away.

  • RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Newt: "WMD. EMP. Computers."

    Which actually are threats. Though they are more strategies people could use then the identities of perpetrators.

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