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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    damnit blake

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I get to go home tomorrow and eat and sleep and get a break from O Chem for a few days and I need it SO BADLY.

    That being said, I won't be at my school address for a couple days, and I'm bringing books home rather than netbook, so if I don't reply to arrivals/sendings, I'm not dead in a ditch.

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yay! Tim Tams!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    thanks for the info wombat

    the next thing hasn't even shipped yet :T

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    No but I did get you something special.
    Blake T wrote:
    It is disappointment.
    I am scared to ask what it is


    This was beautiful

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    That is possibly the tenth time I have used that joke for secret satans. In fact I used it two days ago on Sal's Facebook.

    As you can tell, I think it's hilarious.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it is pretty funny

    I use it all the time with people

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    To top it off I got you a second hand joke.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    What do you call robin Williams after he is brutally murdered, cut up and shoved into a container?
    A barrel full of laughs.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    My Satanee should be receiving a package soon. Or maybe more than one. Who knows!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    That is possibly the tenth time I have used that joke for secret satans. In fact I used it two days ago on Sal's Facebook.

    As you can tell, I think it's hilarious.

    It is one of my favorites as well. It's even better to say it in da Yooper accent.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    god damn blake

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Multiple packages

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    What do you call robin Williams after he is brutally murdered, cut up and shoved into a container?
    A barrel full of laughs.

    Oh man, are we telling jokes now?

    What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
    Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    That's a new joke tlb.

    I made it up for you.

    You may have it.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    That is the best, @chrishallett83

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Blake T wrote: »
    What do you call robin Williams after he is brutally murdered, cut up and shoved into a container?
    A barrel full of laughs.

    Oh man, are we telling jokes now?

    What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
    Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

    Also I don't beer nuts in my mouth.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    What bounces and makes kids cry?
    My donation check to Child's Play.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Blake T wrote: »
    What do you call robin Williams after he is brutally murdered, cut up and shoved into a container?
    A barrel full of laughs.

    Oh man, are we telling jokes now?

    What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
    Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

    Also I don't beer nuts in my mouth.

    You don't?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    That is the best, @chrishallett83

    I stole it. From someone here!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants:
    Feefiphobia

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Mar's Santa should just get her a banning.

    A present to all decent folk.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a new joke tlb.

    I made it up for you.

    You may have it.

    I will cherish it

    and if anyone doesn't laugh at it

    I will go: "oh, it's australian humor. you just don't get it"

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a new joke tlb.

    I made it up for you.

    You may have it.

    I will cherish it

    and if anyone doesn't laugh at it

    I will go: "oh, it's australian humor. you just don't get it"

    Be sure to spell it with a "u" or they might not believe you.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Just explain that it's funny because he's dead.

  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Hey Satanee, the two main parts of your gift arrived today from Amazon. Here's a hint, they both involve animals doing things they don't normally do.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    Mar's Santa should just get her a banning.

    A present to all decent folk.

    I'm going to bed now. If I wake up banned, I'm haunting all of you.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Schide wrote:
    Hey Satanee, the two main parts of your gift arrived today from Amazon. Here's a hint, they both involve animals doing things they don't normally do.

    I hope your my satan

    And I hope it's a donkey show.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I really wonder who my satan is. I use my gift pretty much all the time when I'm at home.

    Wouldn't be decent to play with it in public.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Just explain that it's funny because he's dead.

    this works too

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    I really wonder who my satan is. I use my gift pretty much all the time when I'm at home.

    Wouldn't be decent to play with it in public.

    oh my

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I bet you this package I sent is getting a spa treatment on the way or some shit.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That's a new joke tlb.

    I made it up for you.

    You may have it.

    I will cherish it

    and if anyone doesn't laugh at it

    I will go: "oh, it's australian humor. you just don't get it"

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    That is possibly the tenth time I have used that joke for secret satans. In fact I used it two days ago on Sal's Facebook.

    As you can tell, I think it's hilarious.

    Aghh and then you stole my ability to tell everyone that you used it two days ago on my facebook.

    Disappointment indeed

    Also I'm so frustrated waiting for my Satanee to get their gifts that I want to start an elaborate system of fake gifting or find a way to drop laborious hints as to the contents without them catching on as to why.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    HEY

    HEY SATANEE

    CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THE INTELLIGENTSIA GO FOR BREAKFAST IN CHICAGO?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    lost salient if you are my satan, get me cast in a korean soap opera

    also teach me korean

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It being in the post is the most exciting part!

    The lies I put on customs!

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I'm so afraid of customs

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Don't shake an Indian's left hand kochi.

    That's like a big insult.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    always shake an indian's left hand

    blake is trying to trick you

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