I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.
Oh, that'd be easy.
"Get a duck, some growth hormones, a bunch of those rings some women put around their necks to make them longer and some tippex. The rest is self-explanatory." If they ask for more detail make a face like you can't believe they're so dense and maybe you don't want to work for this Mickey Mouse outfit anymore.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?
I want to see a clip of this.
That is entertaining. All we get in the UK is that guy who had magic shaving gel that made blades last forever and was going to bring down the whole men's shaving industry, but he didn't want to sell it to one of those companies because they'd just sit on it AND HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE MY GENIUS.
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Apparently a guy went on the American Dragon's Den claiming his special water could cure cancer?
I want to see a clip of this.
That is entertaining. All we get in the UK is that guy who had magic shaving gel that made blades last forever and was going to bring down the whole men's shaving industry, but he didn't want to sell it to one of those companies because they'd just sit on it AND HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE MY GENIUS.
I remember one guy had a pretty rubbish pitch about a piece of plastic designed to stop the centre of pizzas getting soggy, and it looked like he was going to flop until Peter Jones suddenly talked himself into seeing the potential. I think he got two dragons in spite of himself.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
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I'd actually like a massive buddha head. Once I have cash and a garden, this is what I shall purchase.
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as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
His car would never be covered by insurance though.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
as the guy comes out to wonder what the loud crash was and sees a fifteen ton buddha head chrushing his car, I'll be shouting from the rising helicopter, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
I hope you're abusing your army connections and using a hi-tech military helicopter for this.
You need some style.
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I was assuming that they took you at face value and required an in depth description of the invention of swans.
Oh, that'd be easy.
"Get a duck, some growth hormones, a bunch of those rings some women put around their necks to make them longer and some tippex. The rest is self-explanatory." If they ask for more detail make a face like you can't believe they're so dense and maybe you don't want to work for this Mickey Mouse outfit anymore.
You're hired.
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So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
So then why are people screaming them?
:?
because people do that
they scream at and antagonize the cops when the cops haven't even done anything yet
then the cops do stuff and they cry and play martyr
If you believe in an omnipotent god, everything is an act of god.
If you don't and it's just a random occurence, well, unexpected things is why you have insurance
I wonder if you could take them to court over it. They deny your claim with the 'act of god' clause, so you sue them to prove the existence of god, otherwise they have to pay up. It sounds like it'd be an easy victory for you.
so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
tell him to get a glass bottle, fill it with 3/4ths gasoline and 1/4th motor oil, put a rag in the opening, put the lid on, turn it on its head so the rag gets soaked, light it, and throw it at a cop
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Larisa Oleynik is so pretty. I'm glad she's back on TV.
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So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
so a buddy of mine is downtown at the Occupy Toronto protests, and is now sending me texts about what's happening
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
tell him to get a glass bottle, fill it with 3/4ths gasoline and 1/4th motor oil, put a rag in the opening, put the lid on, turn it on its head so the rag gets soaked, light it, and throw it at a cop
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
They may take our lands but they'll never take... our gazebo?
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Hawaii Five-0 is incredible. Every episode they murder dozens of "suspects" for pretty vague reasons while making witty quips. The only weakness it has is a "wacky" forensic investigator, who I'm hoping will die soon.
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oh good, they're trying to board up a gazebo to fortify it against police entry
that's gonna go well
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why?
look man i don't know
these people refuse to lose. they've lost. there was a legal battle in the courts, they lost, their tent city has to go down, them's the fuckin' breaks
but some of them do NOT want to accept that, and they're acting like 10 year olds who don't want to leave summer camp and go back home to their real lives
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I want to see a clip of this.
Oh, that'd be easy.
"Get a duck, some growth hormones, a bunch of those rings some women put around their necks to make them longer and some tippex. The rest is self-explanatory." If they ask for more detail make a face like you can't believe they're so dense and maybe you don't want to work for this Mickey Mouse outfit anymore.
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*creep*
Actually, I am already done my stalking and shopping. Now I wait for the delivery man to arrive so I can wrap and ship to my Santee.
Prince Charles was on Dragon's Den?
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As long as they're handcrafted by genuine Indian artisans.
He gave Duncan Banatyne and Theo Pathitis a 45% stake in the Monarchy in return for help with his organic carrot business.
although you did dredge up some shit from the past that gave me some complicated feelings but we're cool now.
That is entertaining. All we get in the UK is that guy who had magic shaving gel that made blades last forever and was going to bring down the whole men's shaving industry, but he didn't want to sell it to one of those companies because they'd just sit on it AND HE WAS TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE MY GENIUS.
I remember one guy had a pretty rubbish pitch about a piece of plastic designed to stop the centre of pizzas getting soggy, and it looked like he was going to flop until Peter Jones suddenly talked himself into seeing the potential. I think he got two dragons in spite of himself.
I really think just one more would be good.
That way you would have a match set.
If I was your Secret Santa, I would totes send you a Buddha head.
I would go to indochina and steal the head of a buddha statue
use explosives to get it off
have it delivered via sikorsky skycrane
Set it on the lawn right in front of Dyna's house.
It would be glorious!
His car would never be covered by insurance though.
Due to it being an act of god.
8-)
I hope you're abusing your army connections and using a hi-tech military helicopter for this.
You need some style.
If you believe in an omnipotent god, everything is an act of god.
If you don't and it's just a random occurence, well, unexpected things is why you have insurance
Hey... I am not an Insuranceologist.
All I know is that it's a thing.
thus far it's been pretty staid and normal. people are screaming at the cops, the cops are just quietly moving around examining the camp, haven't really done anything yet
So then why are people screaming them?
:?
because people do that
they scream at and antagonize the cops when the cops haven't even done anything yet
then the cops do stuff and they cry and play martyr
it's repugnant
I wonder if you could take them to court over it. They deny your claim with the 'act of god' clause, so you sue them to prove the existence of god, otherwise they have to pay up. It sounds like it'd be an easy victory for you.
tell him to get a glass bottle, fill it with 3/4ths gasoline and 1/4th motor oil, put a rag in the opening, put the lid on, turn it on its head so the rag gets soaked, light it, and throw it at a cop
cop hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats...
a protest...
Yes she is, and on what show?
that's gonna go well
Hawaii Five-0
um
why?
wait a minute
Oh.
Well that's disappointing.
look man i don't know
these people refuse to lose. they've lost. there was a legal battle in the courts, they lost, their tent city has to go down, them's the fuckin' breaks
but some of them do NOT want to accept that, and they're acting like 10 year olds who don't want to leave summer camp and go back home to their real lives