Every day I get really excited to check my mail and my porch for satan gifts.
So far nothing but the excitement only mounts.
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
edited November 2011
So I woke up late today, and stumbled out to my living room to find a rather large box sitting there. I quickly check the name and run upstairs with it (and some other crap mail).
What could it be?
Presents from Satan!
Two towels (second package not pictured, its identical to this) from a cotton mill in Africa, which advertised that purchasing the towel helped against poverty for 260,000 farmers. Yay!
ESPN's 30 for 30 Volume 1! A collection of movies about triumphs and tragedies connected to the sports world. Awesome!
But who could this wonderful person be. Gasp! A note!
Quicksnap! Thanks Quicksnap! PS why the broken heart
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
So I awake this morning to see I have a package for me all the way from the glorious & oh so exotic land of Seattle!
Who is this from? With no name beyond Secret Satan I am dipped in intrigue, but let us see what is inside.
A superhero film!?! I really like Rain Wilson and love me some Kevin Bacon.
Cards Against Humanity: A Party Game for Horrible People. Awesome! I love party games and I, alongside my friends, are horrible people so this should be right up my alley.
And finally an audio book of the Game of Thrones. I have heard a lot of good things about this and with it containing 33 hours and apparently holds the Guinness World Record for the most character voices for an audio book (as recorded by Tony award-winning actor Roy Dotrice). I am really excited for this as I have recently been having to drive a fair distance for work so now I have something to fill the time!
I still have no idea who my Secret Satan (although with the package coming from Seattle I have some fair ideas), but either way thanks!
So I woke up late today, and stumbled out to my living room to find a rather large box sitting there. I quickly check the name and run upstairs with it (and some other crap mail).
What could it be?
Presents from Satan!
Two towels (second package not pictured, its identical to this) from a cotton mill in Africa, which advertised that purchasing the towel helped against poverty for 260,000 farmers. Yay!
ESPN's 30 for 30 Volume 1! A collection of movies about triumphs and tragedies connected to the sports world. Awesome!
But who could this wonderful person be. Gasp! A note!
Quicksnap! Thanks Quicksnap! PS why the broken heart
At what point does one get worried that their gift arrived on wednesday (according to ups left at their front door) and their satanee hasn't posted about it?
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
Stale had a dude that didn't post about their gift until like..a month later? I want to say? Plus its Thanksgiving, they might be away seeing family.
Yeah, I am hella worried about part of Rolo's gift. USPS says it was delivered Wednesday, but we received no note and our office is STILL shut.
Meanwhile, the Kinect that Mori ordered for his dad just arrived... and was left on our porch! You know, the porch we share with all our neighbours as we live in an apartment building. Grr... Luckily I am home today, but I wasn't Wednesday!
Also Mori ordered a 360 for his dad and that'll also probably be left on our porch
You might want to contact your Satanee through an intermediary and ask if they're home or not. I'll be happy to be a go-between.
Also, that Game of Thrones audiobook is fucking sweet. I got through the first four books in the series via audiobook and Roy Detrice is so soothing to listen to. The guy lulled me to sleep for three months and earned a place of deep love in my heart.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Also, that Game of Thrones audiobook is fucking sweet. I got through the first four books in the series via audiobook and Roy Detrice is so soothing to listen to. The guy lulled me to sleep for three months and earned a place of deep love in my heart.
I expect to be popping some mad boners while in my car going to work.
Also, that Game of Thrones audiobook is fucking sweet. I got through the first four books in the series via audiobook and Roy Detrice is so soothing to listen to. The guy lulled me to sleep for three months and earned a place of deep love in my heart.
I expect to be popping some mad boners while in my car going to work.
Wait...
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
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why Sunday
noo don't you dare it's the best thing that it's Friday, my weekend is continuing!
I'm happy that it's Friday and that it's the weekend.
Enjoy the anticipation!
So far nothing but the excitement only mounts.
What could it be?
Presents from Satan!
Two towels (second package not pictured, its identical to this) from a cotton mill in Africa, which advertised that purchasing the towel helped against poverty for 260,000 farmers. Yay!
ESPN's 30 for 30 Volume 1! A collection of movies about triumphs and tragedies connected to the sports world. Awesome!
But who could this wonderful person be. Gasp! A note!
Quicksnap! Thanks Quicksnap! PS why the broken heart
Thanks so much, Satan!
Good Sataning QuickSnap, and great haul Goose!
Steam
Believe there's an option for it to not auto-renew
This time with notes threatening me with a REAL BEAR!
http://bit.ly/s3mWlp
Thank you!!!
I'd try and collect Peanuts as well, but that would eat up all of my money forever
Steam
Who is this from? With no name beyond Secret Satan I am dipped in intrigue, but let us see what is inside.
A superhero film!?! I really like Rain Wilson and love me some Kevin Bacon.
Cards Against Humanity: A Party Game for Horrible People. Awesome! I love party games and I, alongside my friends, are horrible people so this should be right up my alley.
And finally an audio book of the Game of Thrones. I have heard a lot of good things about this and with it containing 33 hours and apparently holds the Guinness World Record for the most character voices for an audio book (as recorded by Tony award-winning actor Roy Dotrice). I am really excited for this as I have recently been having to drive a fair distance for work so now I have something to fill the time!
I still have no idea who my Secret Satan (although with the package coming from Seattle I have some fair ideas), but either way thanks!
You're welcome.
Meanwhile, the Kinect that Mori ordered for his dad just arrived... and was left on our porch! You know, the porch we share with all our neighbours as we live in an apartment building. Grr... Luckily I am home today, but I wasn't Wednesday!
Also Mori ordered a 360 for his dad and that'll also probably be left on our porch
Also, that Game of Thrones audiobook is fucking sweet. I got through the first four books in the series via audiobook and Roy Detrice is so soothing to listen to. The guy lulled me to sleep for three months and earned a place of deep love in my heart.
I expect to be popping some mad boners while in my car going to work.
Wait...
I second this. Then maybe try calling UPS?
Holding you to this.
I knew you'd be nutty on the inside.
You are officially my first best friend on the forums because of this.
Hello best friend.
go rot in the abyss before it forgets you too
YOU ALL SAW THIS!
Saw what?
You are now a forum friend, but not my best friend forumer.
IT!
I didn't see anything but you shouting about how we all saw something.
You feelin' ok?