guy fieri is like the nightmarish vision you would see if you gathered all the silk bowling shirts in a terrible discount clothing store into a great heap and set it on fire and inhaled the smoke until you blacked out from the synthetic fiber fumes
and then paula deen opens her six chins and sings the song that ends the world
i once had a nightmare that i had a very big chin- like frank's prosthetic chin when he plays the troll in the nightman cometh. except, my chin was a stick of butter.
anyway, in the nightmare paula dean was eating her way through my butter chin to chew on my face.
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I agree
Pod you used to defend being enthusiastic in ones chosen hobby
What happened to that sentiment
Or is collecting vinyl records a more worthwhile hobby than enjoying fast food
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
if there was one word to describe him it would be "unacceptable"
He would turn america into giant deep fryer to fry the biggest chili dog in the world
Standing on a parapet above
and shout
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
You're going senseless with loathing
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
guy fieri is like the nightmarish vision you would see if you gathered all the silk bowling shirts in a terrible discount clothing store into a great heap and set it on fire and inhaled the smoke until you blacked out from the synthetic fiber fumes
And he says
The problem is not that we are fighting obesity
But that we aren't frying the obese
And his eyes drift off into a world were his fried pizza chimichanga is fried in a recursive loop of fried foods
a glistening drop of spit drippling down his fractal chain of necks
i once had a nightmare that i had a very big chin- like frank's prosthetic chin when he plays the troll in the nightman cometh. except, my chin was a stick of butter.
anyway, in the nightmare paula dean was eating her way through my butter chin to chew on my face.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Guy Fieri is not enthusiastic about food. He is enthusiastic about money He just shouts loudly about the former.
If he were so enthusiastic, the products with his name on it wouldn't suck donkey balls.
God, i'm getting pissed off thinking about him.
Time to watch my favorite video EVER to get rid of him.
It's normally £200.
It's basically an iPod touch for Androids.
I don't know what to believe anymore
torn between Guy and basic human decency...
Ooh, ooh, I'm not!
I'm watching the greatest video ever
because i'm a degenerate
Why do I keep seeing philosoraptor asking this question?
...for new Zealand?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I have and they don't bat an eyelash.
The election is going about the way it suggested. Damm, what a sucky start to the weekend