@Kusuguttai I hit a snag and will be mailing that package I was talking about tomorrow now.
The snag?
Let's just say that while shopping, I found things. And instead of getting a guaranteed 3 more presents from me before Christmas with the package, you'll now be getting 6. 8-)
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oh hey I havent bought my gift yet fuck you skyrim
gotta do that today so I can get it there before christmas
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Oh man, and a satanic email!
ATTN: Dear SataneeInbox
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Satan Loves Coffee
to me
Hello.
It has come to our attention in Hell's postal sorting rooms that you are the recent recipient of one practically useless coffee grinding tool. It is just Hell's little way of joking with you about the things you don't have. Things like a coffee maker or even coffee beans. The big man wanted to gloat a little more (rubbing salt in wounds is a specialty) but these days in America even Satan is too broke to afford that sort of luxury. Instead he'd like you to peruse these pages from another item on your wishlist which you will not be receiving this year, the classic On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee.
Sincerely,
Package Mailing and Distribution Department
Satan, Inc.
Note: One may be tempted to mention that the devil could create a better powerpoint presentation if he so desired. To which the devil would be tempted to respond that shittily crafted powerpoints are in fact another one of his specialties.
I have a friend with a terrible memory, who consistently orders himself things while drunk or been up all night, forgets about them entirely and gets all excited when he gets the packages.
Package should be going out Wednesday as planned because yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay USPS had not been a dick, the postman had simply left no slip. The office had it all along!
Since the locals at UPS took Friday off, my Satanee's package should be going out tomorrow.
Waiting on 3 more pieces to put in their box. Wrapping up everything else now though.
It will be beautiful and shiny and have bows and ribbons everywhere.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I just ordered my Satanee's gifts. They'll be coming from Amazon, estimated between Dec. 5th and 10th. I wish I could've shipped them to me and personalized them a bit first but money's too tight
It's also not as grand as other gifters have been, but there could (hopefully) be more later.
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edited November 2011
Santa clearly recognizes my jewish blood, sending me gifts for eight days straight. Today, my dreidel landed on gimel, and my reward was Conan on blu ray ans well as the Complete Chronicles of Conan bound in the skin of a Stygian witch! Awesome! I've been meaning to start reading the Conan stuff because low fantasy is pretty awesome, and now I have not only the means, but an excuse to do so!
I had to get you something Conan-ish, because I ripped off the short story in your card from the opening to one of the short stories in that collection. And while I was buying the book, I saw the movie, and, well, the rest is history.
I feel slightly bad for getting you the new movie and not the Arnold classic, but!
What's this, another email about an awaiting delivery?
Oh hey, it's a nicely Amazon wrapped gift!
With a gift card providing hints:
And the wonderful gift of Settlers of Catan! I've been wanting this game for a long time, so thankyou @George Fornby Grill! It will fit my cat perfectly:
and I will be sure to destroy all those who oppose my settlements.
(Also if you were trying to keep your identity secret, blame Amazon who put your name on the invoice note)
Still working on getting my gift out the door.
I wanted to get my Santanee's gift out faster but it will be the weekend till it goes out... probity going to be sent out semi rush.
I keep waiting for inspiration to hit on a super awesome gift... ah well ... I shall pad my gift with Canadian delicacies.
ha za~
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And also that my second one has cleared customs and is being "sent outward from blah de blah blah"
Woohoo!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
There is no letter though, which means my Satan wants things to remain a mystery. Or I've been buying things while drunk again!
DOUBLE MYSTERY WOO!
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
ahhhh you are too nice ahhh
Moral of the story is don't let women out of the house?
Satans..... hints.....
gotta do that today so I can get it there before christmas
2 hours ago
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Satan Loves Coffee
to me
Hello.
It has come to our attention in Hell's postal sorting rooms that you are the recent recipient of one practically useless coffee grinding tool. It is just Hell's little way of joking with you about the things you don't have. Things like a coffee maker or even coffee beans. The big man wanted to gloat a little more (rubbing salt in wounds is a specialty) but these days in America even Satan is too broke to afford that sort of luxury. Instead he'd like you to peruse these pages from another item on your wishlist which you will not be receiving this year, the classic On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee.
Sincerely,
Package Mailing and Distribution Department
Satan, Inc.
Note: One may be tempted to mention that the devil could create a better powerpoint presentation if he so desired. To which the devil would be tempted to respond that shittily crafted powerpoints are in fact another one of his specialties.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
Mmm Satanic sacrifice.
I hope that they will be okay.
I have a friend with a terrible memory, who consistently orders himself things while drunk or been up all night, forgets about them entirely and gets all excited when he gets the packages.
It's a great system.
Waiting on 3 more pieces to put in their box. Wrapping up everything else now though.
It will be beautiful and shiny and have bows and ribbons everywhere.
It's also not as grand as other gifters have been, but there could (hopefully) be more later.
You bought me a TV didn't you Keith
And a PS3 didn't you Keith
And a giant My Little Pony statue to jack off onto
Didn't you Keith
Steam
20 hands
So, bigger than a real life Clydesdale?
And does it have to have a marshmallow butthole?
But I appreciate it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op3f5drNe5A
as big as the record tallest horse or get out
Thanks again Legba!
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I had to get you something Conan-ish, because I ripped off the short story in your card from the opening to one of the short stories in that collection. And while I was buying the book, I saw the movie, and, well, the rest is history.
I feel slightly bad for getting you the new movie and not the Arnold classic, but!
Oh hey, it's a nicely Amazon wrapped gift!
With a gift card providing hints:
And the wonderful gift of Settlers of Catan! I've been wanting this game for a long time, so thankyou @George Fornby Grill! It will fit my cat perfectly:
and I will be sure to destroy all those who oppose my settlements.
(Also if you were trying to keep your identity secret, blame Amazon who put your name on the invoice note)
Nah it's cool if you know who I am
also caaaat
Going to have to start spoilering the list now!
Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2
Feebsicle -> Veretas
George Fornby Grill -> Ten
Legba -> zucchini/2/3
Marth -> Okami/2/3
MoosehatIV -> ceres/2
Moriveth -> Rolo
Naphtali -> . (plut)
QuickSnap -> Goose!
ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon
Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4
The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3
thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs
Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella
??? -> Blake T/1.5
??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3
??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut
??? -> lostwords
??? -> neville
??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2
??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony
??? -> VisionOfClarity
??? -> Zonugal
I wanted to get my Santanee's gift out faster but it will be the weekend till it goes out... probity going to be sent out semi rush.
I keep waiting for inspiration to hit on a super awesome gift... ah well ... I shall pad my gift with Canadian delicacies.
ha za~