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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    No you do it with coffee or hot chocolate.

    Doing it with tea is both dumb and not nice tasting.

    Thus ruining perfectly good tea and tim tams.

    you can do it with anything. I've done it with coke. With lime cordial. they're all good.

    Works better with hot drinks, though naturally

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I thought cordial was something only Anne of Green Gables drank.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> neville

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> QuickSnap (maybe) -> Goose!

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Did I ever tell you guys about how one year after Christmas the mailman put "Beaver" on my parents mailbox next to their last name?

    Come on dude, it was one package.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Did I ever tell you guys about how one year after Christmas the mailman put "Beaver" on my parents mailbox next to their last name?

    Come on dude, it was one package.

    He just wants to remember where to leave it to.

    Goose! on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I was going to try to make some joke about your post, Sir Beaver, but to add to it would be but to take away from it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    And that it was my mother that noticed this

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I'm guessing David Coffman's Satanee is
    Zonugal

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I'm guessing that someone maybe had something delivered to me today. I don't know, because UPS left me a note that said absolutely nothing of interest. They've done this before, with a tag that says they will try to redeliver but in fact it was already delivered to the front office.

    This is the least conducive week for me to be at home during normal hours as I'm working 10 hour shifts to take a 3 day weekend trip. I will go into work a bit later tomorrow and grab the package (Yes, I know) before leaving.

    Whomever my satan is (if this is a Secret Satans gift), please do not fret about me not posting until tomorrow night about my gift. I am very excited, but I am also a workhorse right now.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I'm guessing David Coffman's Satanee is
    Zonugal

    Since when did Secret Satans become a phalla?

    And also
    Elaborate on your guess.

    Zonugal on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    You said your stuff came from Seattle. I don't think he's riddlehero since David made it seem like he was done gifting, and riddlehero probably has more to go. So on to the other ??? satanees: Lostwords's satan probably has more to give, as does Neville's, Quicksnap posted about gifts AFTER Dave posted, Vision of Clarity's isn't done yet.

    He could be Geebs's Satan, or Zay's, but that Seattle thing really gets me.

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I want to say thanks again @My Secret Satan because Binding of Isaac is so good and I wouldn't have got it otherwise. And the banter in Poker Night is great, when Tycho called Strongbad a chuwero I lost it.

    Haven't played Dungeons of Dredmor yet, though.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Hmmm

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    If this is a "W" I have no clue what you could possibly be making me.

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    You said your stuff came from Seattle. I don't think he's riddlehero since David made it seem like he was done gifting, and riddlehero probably has more to go. So on to the other ??? satanees: Lostwords's satan probably has more to give, as does Neville's, Quicksnap posted about gifts AFTER Dave posted, Vision of Clarity's isn't done yet.

    He could be Geebs's Satan, or Zay's, but that Seattle thing really gets me.

    I'd just like to know if my satan is finished gifting me or not.

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Having conferred with SmallLady from the PAX forums, I can conclude that this book,

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    did not come from my PAX Sekret Santa. Which mean it could only have come from SATAN!!!! :evil:

    I still have no idea who you are though. Or rather, I do know who you are, guy from Chattanooga, but I have no idea who you are on here. Curiously, Satan bought the aforementioned book off amazon, shipped it to himself and then re-shipped it to me via USPS Priority mail. The book itself was wrapped in brown paper, and only had the amazon invoice inside. And in the area where one might have written a gift message was blank.

    I don't know what you're planning Satan, or what else you have in store for me, if you have anything in store at all, you nefarious, yule tide bastard. But know that I am now offically on the hunt for your true identity!!!!

    So that I may write you the requisite thank you card. 8->

    QuickSnap on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    ATTN: My Secret Satan Benefactor

    I know most of the things on my wishlist are a bit pricy. Just use those items as inspiration. Whatever you come up with will be appreciated.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    No you do it with coffee or hot chocolate.

    Doing it with tea is both dumb and not nice tasting.

    Thus ruining perfectly good tea and tim tams.

    you can do it with anything. I've done it with coke. With lime cordial. they're all good.

    Works better with hot drinks, though naturally

    No.

    Stop doing that.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    If anyone is still stuck on what to get their Satanee AND that Satanee happens to like Rock Band but doesn't have the symbol kit: $10 and free shipping. That's an awesome buy. I post this because this was the big part of the gift I got last year from Bwanie and it was and is fucking awesome.

    Free shipping until Dec 4th with the promo code HOLIDAY. I'm tempted to get a second pair in case mine ever craps itself.

    Also Satan, if you're watching (and I know it's late in the game anyways), I still don't have this and I think that's the best price it's going to be all year. But $40 is a lot, and I'm sure you've already gotten me something better than this.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    And that it was my mother that noticed this

    so she noticed it quickly?
    Awfully eager, huh...

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    I thought cordial was something only Anne of Green Gables drank.

    Cordial is extremely common in Norway. I've got three or four different flavours next to the sink in my kitchen, and there are dozens available.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    If anyone is still stuck on what to get their Satanee AND that Satanee happens to like Rock Band but doesn't have the symbol kit: $10 and free shipping. That's an awesome buy. I post this because this was the big part of the gift I got last year from Bwanie and it was and is fucking awesome.

    Free shipping until Dec 4th with the promo code HOLIDAY. I'm tempted to get a second pair in case mine ever craps itself.

    Also Satan, if you're watching (and I know it's late in the game anyways), I still don't have this and I think that's the best price it's going to be all year. But $40 is a lot, and I'm sure you've already gotten me something better than this.

    Oh man thanks for posting this, my cymbals have been iffy ever since I got them so getting another set for this much is so nice.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Edited out to preserve any and all tables in Sheri's immediate area.

    spookymuffin on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    That's awesome.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Hmmm

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    If this is a "W" I have no clue what you could possibly be making me.

    It looks like it's going to end up being this:
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    Which is totally amazing if it is.

    Holy shit that is awesome.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    holy shit I want it give it to me

    EDIT: though I agree with the people below that revealing what it must be is not the nicest thing to do :(

    Vivixenne on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    DAMNIT MUFFIN

    WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING

    FORGET IT I'M BURNING IT

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    :cry:

    Yeah, that was kind of bad form.

    Looks awesome, though. I would be totally stoked to get one.

    Legba on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    seriously

    that is poor form

    you should edit it out

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    No you do it with coffee or hot chocolate.

    Doing it with tea is both dumb and not nice tasting.

    Thus ruining perfectly good tea and tim tams.

    you can do it with anything. I've done it with coke. With lime cordial. they're all good.

    Works better with hot drinks, though naturally

    No.

    Stop doing that.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    If anyone is still stuck on what to get their Satanee AND that Satanee happens to like Rock Band but doesn't have the symbol kit: $10 and free shipping. That's an awesome buy. I post this because this was the big part of the gift I got last year from Bwanie and it was and is fucking awesome.

    Free shipping until Dec 4th with the promo code HOLIDAY. I'm tempted to get a second pair in case mine ever craps itself.

    Damn, I'm super tempted to. I have the old 3-cymbal pack from Rock Band 2, but one of the ports on my kit (for the blue cymbal) is messed up and they're also loud as heck. I've heard the RB3 ones are quieter

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Speaking of Rock Band, it's okay if I mention that a friend of mine's band is about to get a couple of tracks up on the Rock Band Network, right? The Irresponsibles - Break Me and The Irresponsibles - Pretty Boy are released tomorrow.

    I may actually break out the plastic guitar for the first time in a year or so.

    Legba on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba, are you sleeping with the band?

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I offered my bum but they were like "ew, I'm not sticking my whatsits in there". So I whinged a bit and now I'm a guitarstand.

    Legba on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    If it's any consolation @Sheri, I still have no clue what you're making.

    Edit: oh wait, now I see it. Raaad! Whoever gets that is lucky to have it. Shame it got spoiled though. :(

    Moriveth on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Moriveth wrote:
    If it's any consolation @Sheri, I still have no clue what you're making.

    But that's only a consolation if she's sending it to yo... ooooh. Well played.

    Legba on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I thought cordial was something only Anne of Green Gables drank.
    My grandparents always had Rose's Lime Cordial available alongside sherry whenever we went to eat dinner with them.

    I think they may still keep it in stock!

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    QuickSnap wrote: »
    Having conferred with SmallLady from the PAX forums, I can conclude that this book,

    IMG_0228.jpg,

    did not come from my PAX Sekret Santa. Which mean it could only have come from SATAN!!!! :evil:

    I still have no idea who you are though. Or rather, I do know who you are, Bryan from Chattanooga, but I have no idea who you are on here. Curiously, Satan bought the aforementioned book off amazon, shipped it to himself and then re-shipped it to me via USPS Priority mail. The book itself was wrapped in brown paper, and only had the amazon invoice inside. And in the area where one might have written a gift message was blank.

    I don't know what you're planning Satan, or what else you have in store for me, if you have anything in store at all, you nefarious, yule tide bastard. But know that I am now offically on the hunt for your true identity!!!!

    So that I may write you the requisite thank you card. 8->

    Pssst: you might want the edit at least the last name out of the previous post you made about this. Just out of courtesy to your Satan.

    Pretty cool book you got there.

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    *Flips table*

    But now people are even more excited to see if you're their Satan!

    (Who ever is my satan I am super excited to find out who you are.)

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    *Flips table*

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