Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Sending gifts while drunk, pros and cons:

    PROS:
    * Sent awesome gift

    CONS:
    * Almost sent said gift to ex-girlfriend.

    CONCLUSION:
    * Awkward scenario narrowly avoided, experiment great success!

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  • AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    2011/11/29 12:51 Item successfully delivered

    :^:

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    I have all of my Satanee's stuff and have had it for like two weeks

    I am just a lazy asshole and have not wrapped or shipped it. I... I should probably get on that at some point. That's it, no more procrastination!!

    right after I play some more dragon age

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I'm excited to see who I got as my Satan just as much as what I get from them.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I have all of my Satanee's stuff and have had it for like two weeks

    I am just a lazy asshole and have not wrapped or shipped it. I... I should probably get on that at some point. That's it, no more procrastination!!

    right after I play some more dragon age

    What is your Isabella status?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    You see that, #pipe? You're not allowed to tell anybody where one of your presents came from. You haven't got it yet, but when you do, no dobbing. I don't want random phone girl #835 with the cute accent to get fired. Even if she is a bit of a drongo.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    My gifts have apparently been delivered and my Santanee has posted since they have been delivered.

    Should I be freaking out?

    get someone to PM them for you?

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    OMG you guys

    BIG BOX

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    It's like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I have all of my Satanee's stuff and have had it for like two weeks

    I am just a lazy asshole and have not wrapped or shipped it. I... I should probably get on that at some point. That's it, no more procrastination!!

    right after I play some more dragon age

    What is your Isabella status?

    I am laying down the groundworks to get my seduction on. Ohoho, she will be mine

    Lady loves me so far, although I just got to the deep roads expedition

    This game is a lot longer than I remember!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    wet bucket, wizard's sleeve etc etc

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    OMG you guys

    BIG BOX

    boooooox

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I got another one of those magical "There's a package waiting for you" phone calls

    What the hell, Numbers.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    BOOOOOOOOOX

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    Hey look, I got paper yaaaaaay!

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    Holy crap you guys, look look look

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    A mandolin!!!! Wooooo!! :o

    And a packing slip but no note, so thank you so much Mystery Satan, you have made my day <3

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    oh dang, that's sweet!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Oh my God, that's the mandolin I want

    That's a lovely gift

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    whisper a pre-emptive apology to your finger tips!

    Sweet gift!

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My girlfriend is now a hipster. :P

    But yes, awesome job mystery satan!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    That was a large box.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Didn't Marcus say something about buying a mandolin, or was that for his own use.

    or am I just imagining things now.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    So my satanee has been on, I hope he posts about his gift soon.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    this reminds me, I should go walk down to the mail box and check it again this week

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I am fucking thrilled at the gift

    My fingers are going to be so painful for a while but goddamn, hooray music!

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Woha mandolin! Sweet haul!

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Next year I will be dropping mad hints at a guitar. :P
    I miss my squier

    Seriously though that is an awesome gift.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    this reminds me, I should go walk down to the mail box and check it again this week

    nope, just a bill and a paystub

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Dang! Satanee, I messed up while making your gift tonight. I have to start over tomorrow. Sorry, buddy, for the day delay. :(

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    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> neville

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> Usagi

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Uriel wrote:
    So my satanee has been on, I hope he posts about his gift soon.

    it's possible that they haven't checked their mail

    personally I have to down to the main complex box to get anything smaller than a shoebox

    it's a pain

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    So my satanee has been on, I hope he posts about his gift soon.

    it's possible that they haven't checked their mail

    personally I have to down to the main complex box to get anything smaller than a shoebox

    it's a pain

    Yeah I don't think he has. It said it got left at his front desk last night.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    That's why I put my work address down. Not scared of stalkers, it's just impossible for me to get mail from the apartment office because I'm never home when they're open.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    I keep getting boxes in the mail but its stuff I ordered (family xmas gifts)

    Constantly getting my hopes up everyday seeing there's something and then going "oh, its not it".

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    whoever my satan is

    I am gonna be out of town december 1-5

    so if you are expecting me to receive a package in that time, get a proxy to PM me so I know to pick it up

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Going to Usagi's house to steal that Mandolin.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Going to Usagi's house to steal that Mandolin.

    Plan ahead; dress as a bard so you don't look suspicious walking out

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    whoever my satan is

    I am gonna be out of town december 1-5

    so if you are expecting me to receive a package in that time, get a proxy to PM me so I know to pick it up

    I'm gonna steal it

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    keith keep yo ugly grill outta my house

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    this reminds me, I should go walk down to the mail box and check it again this week

    nope, just a bill and a paystub

    All I got were grocery flyers.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Oh man, what an awesome gift, Usagi!

    We are assembling package this is so exciiiiiting! (The cats are trying to help).

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    hey satan i just want to say that it looks like i might be getting The Wire and/or Breaking Bad for christmas from my family

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