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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    It make me sad like a Sarah McClachlan ASPCA commercial to see @Kochikens, @Liiya, and @EdCrab in jail.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Ugh now I'm crying! Thanks for that image!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I'm so stupid guys. I went to go look up the commercials to torture you guys with....

    and I'm crying.

    Ugh.
    serves me right

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    (I should note my tears are from laughter. I'm watching Kevin Hart)

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    man that is the saddest commercial

    but seriously santa Im prettysure my parents might have got me like almost everything off my list (except the prints and the gay mug) so, yeah. Get in contact with me through another person so I can get you my bros email so he can tell you.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Skull Man wrote:
    how the hell else would you say water

    wah-ter?

    Jesus I bet that sounds insufferable
    Yup :P

    @Margarazzi, I always pronounce my Ts!
    But word-final R's seem to slip right past you, for whatever reason.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    man that is the saddest commercial

    but seriously santa Im prettysure my parents might have got me like almost everything off my list (except the prints and the gay mug) so, yeah. Get in contact with me through another person so I can get you my bros email so he can tell you.

    Ok, I will-- waaaaaai-haaiiiit a minute! You-hoo trick dog you, almost making me divulge my Satanee early.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    (I should note my tears are from laughter. I'm watching Kevin Hart)

    (b'.')b

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    man that is the saddest commercial

    but seriously santa Im prettysure my parents might have got me like almost everything off my list (except the prints and the gay mug) so, yeah. Get in contact with me through another person so I can get you my bros email so he can tell you.

    The obvious solution is to give the gift before your parents do so then your parents look like the lazyperson and not satan.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    One of these days, when I have the time, I want to make a "Don't Forget the Silence" commercial with Sarah speaking over "Will You Remember Me"

    One of these days.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Forar wrote:
    So, after playing phone tag with my land lord for like 3 days, I finally got ahold of a package that had arrived for me!
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    Ooooh, I wonder what's inside?
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    With the accompanying message: "I love these movies, the re-imagining sounds great." and "Another post-apocalyptic world. Am I sensing a theme? Your Satan has work to do, perhaps/"

    And so I say Thank You, Neville! I've been meaning to pick up Red Son for ages, and I too loved the original NGE saga, so I've been curious to see what they do with the re-imagining. 1.11 was fairly faithful to the old series, but from the preview it sounds like that's not going to be the case for 2.22!

    Merry Christmas and again, I greatly appreciate the generosity shown!

    Dang, I was hoping it wouldn't say who it was from.
    But I'm glad you like. Now that I know you can receive gifts, more are forthcoming! :3~

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote:
    Blake, you've quickly become one of my favorite forumers in the last few weeks for little posts like that.
    MANCRUSH STATUS: ACTIVE
    sorry viv

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    One of these days, when I have the time, I want to make a "Don't Forget the Silence" commercial with Sarah speaking over "Will You Remember Me"

    One of these days.
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Weaver, why did you post a blank spoiler?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    It make me sad like a Sarah McClachlan ASPCA commercial to see @Kochikens, @Liiya, and @EdCrab in jail.

    It makes them look totally OG.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    Weaver, why did you post a blank spoiler?

    No idea.

    Have you got a sharpie?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Sure, I...huh...it's ran out.

    Why is my arm covered in marks? Did you guys prank me when I fell asleep last night?

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    I've gotten three packages in the last two days.

    Unfortunately it's all stuff I've ordered for work. :P

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    @Fyndir: why no pics of your slashed up potato arm?

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I'm amazed there's not a rap song using the rhythm that box is making.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Dang, I was hoping it wouldn't say who it was from.
    But I'm glad you like. Now that I know you can receive gifts, more are forthcoming! :3~

    O.O

    Oh, it didn't, but I had figured the lack of a forum name was unintentional so I asked around so I'd know who to thank!

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Forar wrote:
    neville wrote: »
    Dang, I was hoping it wouldn't say who it was from.
    But I'm glad you like. Now that I know you can receive gifts, more are forthcoming! :3~

    O.O

    Oh, it didn't, but I had figured the lack of a forum name was unintentional so I asked around so I'd know who to thank!

    Awesome. Who do I need to kill for violating that?
    Kinda not cool.

    If your Satan hasn't revealed themself and they asked you a question, DON'T REVEAL IT FOR THEM.

    neville on
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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Foror, a few people on here like to honor the "Secret" part of Secret Satans.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    It isn't his fault. It is whomever revealed it to him without even asking if I minded.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Secret Deadbeat Satans

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Well appearently my Satan's package arrived at their house a few hours ago....I hope they are just at work or out jogging.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    It make me sad like a Sarah McClachlan ASPCA commercial to see @Kochikens, @Liiya, and @EdCrab in jail.

    @Margarazzi that is very sweet of you to say!

    We're okay though, Kochi and I have started a tunnel under one of our bunks - just don't tell!

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    neville wrote:
    It isn't his fault. It is whomever revealed it to him without even asking if I minded.
    No, I agree. I was just saying that there are probably a few people who won't want to be revealed. That's all.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    So I shouldn't tell everybody that Riddlehero is actually [REDACTED]?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    So I shouldn't tell everybody that Riddlehero is actually [REDACTED]?

    Intentionally spoiling someone's identity who doesn't want it revealed to be malicious will be passed up to the Powers That Be.
    And they may look upon this as less than the Holiday Spirit. I know that's a joke, but that's definitely being a dick if someone does it on purpose, so I'd advise against it.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    So Neville, is it ok for me to tell everyone that your actually Giftman?

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Its kind of like Batman, but with more festive colors, and a bow on your head!

  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    I have no package.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    So I shouldn't tell everybody that Riddlehero is actually [REDACTED]?

    Intentionally spoiling someone's identity who doesn't want it revealed to be malicious will be passed up to the Powers That Be.
    And they may look upon this as less than the Holiday Spirit. I know that's a joke, but that's definitely being a dick if someone does it on purpose, so I'd advise against it.

    I don't doubt it. I was actually surprised someone revealed you were Forar's Satan.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Its ok, it has been taken care of and it wasn't malicious.
    But if you are asked, ASK THE PERSON FIRST. =)

    This includes after Secret Satans is open. They don't have to reveal themselves if they don't want to.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Also, this seems to be the Kindle I got:
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004HZYA6E/ref=famstripe_kk3g

    Kindle Keyboard 3G with wi-fi

    :D

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    It make me sad like a Sarah McClachlan ASPCA commercial to see @Kochikens, @Liiya, and @EdCrab in jail.

    @Margarazzi that is very sweet of you to say!

    We're okay though, Kochi and I have started a tunnel under one of our bunks - just don't tell!

    You fiends! You said you had to take all my spoons to make a sculpture! What else have you been hiding

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Its ok, it has been taken care of and it wasn't malicious.
    But if you are asked, ASK THE PERSON FIRST. =)

    This includes after Secret Satans is open. They don't have to reveal themselves if they don't want to.

    BUT THEN THE LIST WILL BE FOREVER INCOMPLETE!!!!!!!!

    I kid, I kid. Just let me put an ice pick through the list-making center of my brain.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Liiya wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    It make me sad like a Sarah McClachlan ASPCA commercial to see @Kochikens, @Liiya, and @EdCrab in jail.

    @Margarazzi that is very sweet of you to say!

    We're okay though, Kochi and I have started a tunnel under one of our bunks - just don't tell!

    You fiends! You said you had to take all my spoons to make a sculpture! What else have you been hiding

    Toilet wine. They have a whole bowl full and they aren't sharing with you.

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