So I don't have pictures up yet, but I did get my gift! Thank you mystery Satan 'Zach', who I'm guessing may or may not be Bucketman. It's awesome, pics soon.
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3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Who is this dashing and extraordinarily handsome man? I certainly have never not heard of him! I'm certain that if this unknown to me individual were posting under a psedonym it would be because the aliens are aware of his actions and he needs an outlet to spread the truth that can't be traced back to him for his own personal and world safety, no? I'm sure you wouldn't do anything so rash as to expose a hero like him would you?
Oh crap someone's knocking on my door. Curse you Usagi! Cuuuuuuuuuuuursssssseeee yooooooouuuuuu-
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I went down to the mail room and there was a box on top of my mail slot!
But then I read the label and it was for the person with the mail slot next to me.
I got a sliding measuring cup, a game involving sticks string and some crazy shape called Diabolos, and Harvey Birdman volume 1. Totally gonna be watching that tonight while trying to not strangle and knock myself unconcious with this crazy toy!
So I got home from classes, and lo and behold, my gift got here. My satan didn't leave his forum name in the Amazon letter (thanks to the Facebook group, I think I know who it is, but I'll preserve the mystery of Satan Spirit).
Anyways, I got:
Persona 4 (YESSSSSSS)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell (Never listened to 'em, but now i have a chance)
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson (More books to read woo)
Seriously man, thanks for the haul! It will be enjoyed.
So this morning I managed to stumble out of bed at around noon to a knock knock knocking upon my chamber door. At first I was going to ignore it, but then I look out the window and there's a UPS van parked so my 'Oh Shit' light blinked on and a I flew down the stairs half naked. Only to be handed a package containing the following:
Dinosaurs! Of various sizes and media formats!
So my very generous Satan gifted me Dinosaurs Seasons 1 & 2, an assortment of plastic dinosaurs (who shall go to fight alongside my Transformers on shelf quadrant of something or another), and those little throw-in-water-watch-it-grow pills. Oh hark, nostalgia!
Thank you mystery Satan who also goes by 'Zachary'. You have made this a very reptilian Christmas indeed!
NSFW Alternate Ending:
MetroidZoid on
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3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Horrary! You got your Dinosaurs! Though I am sad because the grow caps on the site were dinosaur shapes! Either way though, Merry Holidaymis! Also expect something more come January!
Well I usually accompany all my secret santa stuff with delicious things, but I won't be able to get to it until January this time around. Plus I have your address now so I can send gifts whenever I want! mauhahahaha
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Oooh, a riddle!
The brackets - [] - indicate the key word of this sentence!
If you take it apart, the word REDACTED is composed of two words - RED and ACTED.
First off, RED is a colour, such as yellow or blue or GOLD.
Now, let's look at the word ACTED - who acts? An ACTOR.
1986 movie THE GOLDEN CHILD features well-known actor TAU LOGO.
TAU LOGO is two words. So RED is an obvious double hint!
RED is the colour of the RED CROSS, a well respected multinational charitable ORGANISATION.
Another word for ORGANISATION is a... CORPORATION!
Now! Put our two conclusions together, and what do you get?
Puzzle solved, Tox!
Yeah well I've been bribing the guards to bring me tea so I think I'm in the stronger position
Legba is really
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Professor Layton.
I rest my case.
I knew it.
I gotta save that one.
Orville Riddlerbacher?
Who is this dashing and extraordinarily handsome man? I certainly have never not heard of him! I'm certain that if this unknown to me individual were posting under a psedonym it would be because the aliens are aware of his actions and he needs an outlet to spread the truth that can't be traced back to him for his own personal and world safety, no? I'm sure you wouldn't do anything so rash as to expose a hero like him would you?
Oh crap someone's knocking on my door. Curse you Usagi! Cuuuuuuuuuuuursssssseeee yooooooouuuuuu-
But then I read the label and it was for the person with the mail slot next to me.
I got a sliding measuring cup, a game involving sticks string and some crazy shape called Diabolos, and Harvey Birdman volume 1. Totally gonna be watching that tonight while trying to not strangle and knock myself unconcious with this crazy toy!
Thank you very much unknown forumer.
"You apparently like Diablo. I can't get you Diablo, so you get something that is spelled closely."
Anyways, I got:
Persona 4 (YESSSSSSS)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell (Never listened to 'em, but now i have a chance)
Gardens of the Moon by Steven Erikson (More books to read woo)
Seriously man, thanks for the haul! It will be enjoyed.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Dinosaurs! Of various sizes and media formats!
So my very generous Satan gifted me Dinosaurs Seasons 1 & 2, an assortment of plastic dinosaurs (who shall go to fight alongside my Transformers on shelf quadrant of something or another), and those little throw-in-water-watch-it-grow pills. Oh hark, nostalgia!
Thank you mystery Satan who also goes by 'Zachary'. You have made this a very reptilian Christmas indeed!
NSFW Alternate Ending:
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Alt response: Dionsaurs! Holy crap that takes me back!
Nice haul!
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Satans..... hints.....
I can still remember my first dinosaur toy...
Blake, we have some bad news about your parents...
oh the 90's
It was amazing. Jesus Christ, it was pretty much everything I wish Kick-Ass could have been. It was a really fun movie.
where can you find this?
Amazon just completes it to Super 8
Which was also very good.
I'm trying to drink less ok?
Satans..... hints.....