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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Gettin' super-secret messages from my Satan

    eeeeeeeeeeee!
    actually just planning when they should ship stuff LET ME HAVE THIS

    I DON'T GET YOUR JESUSMAS

    Marth on
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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    more like Tony Snark

  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Ughh, I was hoping to do a really nice recording of my song but work is kicking my ass this month and I really want to get these gifts out so I might have to quickly do a stop-gap recording this week just so I have something up. Sorry Satanee! If I have the time I'll re-record it at a later date.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Neville, if you are into that type of story another film you may want to check out (if you haven't seen it) is Defendor.



    Which was also very good.

    sweet, link to buy that?

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Keith wrote:

    oh the 90's

    God, I had that Dinosaurs song on a VHS. I think it also has the Robby does roids episode too.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh no my boss just got an airsoft MP5 and now I want an airsoft P90 oh god shit gott a wait til after Xmas.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! HEY SATAN
  • MintMint Registered User regular
    Shit those movies are awesome!!

  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    My secret santa sent me a really awesome gift, but thar bees a problem.

    He/she/it was so awesome as to send me six months worth of Netflix. But it was sent through Canadian Netflix, and I'm all American Netflix and it won't let me redeem the gift code myself. But I was told that if a Canadian logged into my account from Canada, the code should redeem.

    I can't seem to go to and login to Netflix.ca since it forces me out when it recognizes my location I think. Also, trying to use a Canadian proxy server just causes it to crash for some reason.

    #HELPSECRETSANTA. Your gift is awesome and I don't want it to go to waste.

    ShimSham on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Call Netflix and bitch until they fix it.

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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    I came home late today after a very long day at school and a multi-hour group project meeting

    A package was waiting for me

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    It was from a mysterious individual

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    I hurriedly opened it, eager to learn its secrets

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    A message! I read it anxiously

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    OH SHIT GOTTA UNPACK GOTTA GO FAST

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    Delicious candy!

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    But there was something more as well

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    That's right:

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    Check out these kickass cards you guys!

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    (What's awesome about these is that they already have the 2s, 3s, 4s, and 5s taken out of the deck, so you can play a proper game of durak right off the bat)

    Thank you so much Satan! :D YOU. ARE. RAD.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    You got candy AND poetry. That's pretty rad.
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BEAST! ->Theidar

    Bucketman -> MetroidZoid

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Isoldae -> TankHammer

    kadith -> skettios

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3/4

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5/2 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    SLyM -> Usagi

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3 -> lostwords/2

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? Mortal Sky

    ??? -> neville/2 -> Forar

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? -> Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal


    Last call before this gets sent to Neville!!

    ThreeCubed on
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  • rfilyawrfilyaw Registered User regular
    I wish I weren't so strapped for cash this Christmas. I would have loved to be in the Secret Satans and get someone something neat from my home town like... I dunno, liver mush and grits.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I fear I won't play next year because my sister with whom I live is starting her student teaching, so the two of us are going to be entirely depending on my paycheck for rent and food. I already had less money to play SS this year than I'd've liked, and this time next year I'll be eating a lot of beans and homemade tortillas.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I totally shouldn't have done this this year with how broke I am

    but I did

  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    oh god this candy is so good

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I imagine your avatar is on a sugar buzz instead of just cold, now.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I done got me one of dem der boxes!!!

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    Must be something good! The bastards poked a hole in the box to see my goodies.

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    And goodies they were. Check out my haul and be jealous.

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    Contained are:
    A Nerf Maverick. Now I can dual wield!
    Nerf sticky darts. For when suction just won't do
    Monty Python Live! DVD. I've wanted this for so long. I love te Hollywood Bowl show.
    Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale. His best standup show that I can't watch enough of
    Adventure Bros: Season Two. The best season.

    Not pictured is an very nice letter in which he said dirty things and hated on my choice of music. Yay!

    An awesome haul from my secret Satan, HUNTER!!!

    Thank you so much dude! I love it all!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    What a very cool haul!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    wrong thread

    ThreeCubed on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Hunter mailed me booze one year.

    I mean it was a small amount if booze but it's the thought that counts.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Man you don't a dremel to do that, I just put a lighter to a box cutter and it was a hot knife through butter situation.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Hot knife through plastic actually

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So for everyone who's gotten their gifts and/or knows who their Satan is, it's fun to go back and peruse their posts in this (and maybe other) threads, knowing that it's all about you, and how genuinely un-creepy they t-
    Bucketman wrote:
    Guys I mailed myself to my satan, but they haven't opened the package yet. I'm afraid I'll run out of air
    ... turn out to be.

    Nah, I kid. I'd hang out with you if you shipped yourself to Oregon, but there's not much to do. The better option would be shipping an empty crate with return packaging, so I can hang with you because presumably anywhere's better than here.

    And apparently I caused those 3 or 5 pages of DVD listings. My bad, my bad ... and no, I don't have Dinosaurs, I've been eyeing it forever though. Supurb guess and/or stalking. As for even more nostalgia, I bought a volume of Tiny Toons for my ex tonight (we're still gonna exchange gifts, albeit much smaller ones), only to find out she already got it at the same place at discount too, so yay more DVDs for me! Unless my Satan likes Tiny Toons ... hmmmm

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Tiny Toons was a show I'd like to see again. Corny early 90's jokes and all.

    Like the Rap episode.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Can't beat the Rap, can't beat the Rap,
    Order in the court room,
    Can't beat the Rap.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    How I spent My Summer Vacation is still one of my favorite tv movies

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Shame how it will never be on DVD.

    This settles it. I'm gonna gift Tiny Toons to my mystery Satanee. You may all fight amongst yourselves to decide who it is. That's how it works now.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tiny Toons was a show I'd like to see again. Corny early 90's jokes and all.

    Like the Rap episode.

    oh man, remember the Bosko and Honey episode

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Tiny Toons was a show I'd like to see again. Corny early 90's jokes and all.

    Like the Rap episode.

    oh man, remember the Bosko and Honey episode

    I had to google it, but it's definitely coming back to me.

    Man, now I wish I'd have bought that Tiny Toons set when I saw in best buy that one time.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Shame how it will never be on DVD.

    This settles it. I'm gonna gift Tiny Toons to my mystery Satanee. You may all fight amongst yourselves to decide who it is. That's how it works now.

    Is there a reason it won't ever be on DvD :(

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    So I just realized something

    You know that Fresh Prince DVD I got unexpectedly? Well I just checked amazon on the status of my earlier order of the LOTR extended edition box set. It says it was delivered the same day I got this thing. Someone fucking changed me out.

    This was on Friday. I guess I'm gonna have to call Amazon to straighten this shit out.

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    It was Gondor born and raised.....

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    oh my god

    veretas got bel-aired

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    oh my god

    veretas got bel-aired

    Story of my fucking life

    I'm just so mad I didn't fucking make the connection sooner.

    I'll have to go to the UPS store this week to ship it back.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    You get in one little fight and Gandalf get's scared
    Now you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Hobbiton

    I really wish I could make more of this rhyme. I can't. Deal.

    E: I like Bucketman's approach

    MetroidZoid on
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    And I had fucking opened it thinking it was something else

    I'm fucking livid now actually

    So much for returning it

    Muggins on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    things will work out veretas

    just breathe

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Guhhhhhh

    I guess I'll have to call them tomorrow and try to figure this out.

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