I'm just so mad I didn't fucking make the connection sooner.
I'll have to go to the UPS store this week to ship it back.
this happened to Balefuego over thanksgiving. He ordered a new tv through amazon, and they brought him a child's motorbike thing instead. They had both orders in the truck, and he realized the mistake right before they left. He was confused at first because there was no markings on the box, it was just a big thing so he was like oh ok.
My name was on the packaging though, which was weird. I'm thinking the USPS dude did something shady.
You're Mephistopheles (Satan) sending a package to your Faust (Satanee).
I dunno, I think it works well enough.
Also for the record for my Satan, I have not gotten any packages as of yesterday. So as long as you haven't sent anything a significant amount of time ago everything is right on schedule! Woo!
i really hope that @Sweeney Toms next package comes today because i'm gonna need a pick me up after finals are over
It's supposed to by the 8th, but USPS's site hasn't changed the tracking info. It was at NJ as of the 2nd, that's the only info it will give me. But I promise you it will be there. If I have to order you something like an HDTV right now to make you happy until it comes, I will.
Also, for those not paying attention, Kusu partially spoiled his surprise, and now knows that 2 of the 9 gifts in the package are a PSP and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
I WILL GUESS THEM ALL RIGHT NOW
1. Matt Smith in a Jar
2. Fleshlight; used
3. Box o' Porn
4. Lifetime subscription of Mountain Dew
5. A library card
6. A fez (fezzes are cool)
7. Panties
Whats this in my mailbox? Why, its stuffed full of even more Satany good(evil)ness?
Some sauce from a place called Quaker Steak & Lube, and to answer your question in your card, no I've never seen this place before. A toad shaped cookie cutter, the movie Doom, and a set of festive usb powered LED christmas lights, and a sweet Shadow of the Colossus bag!
Thank you very much Perrsun! I'm looking forward to tonight, because I'm going to use this sauce on these pork tenderloins I've got in the fridge!
This makes me happy to hear that Quaker Steak stuff is new to you, I just hope their bottled sauce lives up to the real-life stuff (I haven't actually tried the bottled stuff yet). It's a restaurant chain that started on this (the opposite to your) side of Pennsylvania and has spread from there. They're known for their chicken wings and sauces.
Dang, @Sweeney Tom, stop making the rest of us look bad!
i know!
also, my boss cornered everyone yesterday and forced us to do a secret santa with a 20 dollar minimum, no gift cards.
what the fuck, i didn't agree to this
especially when they set a high minimum and then expect me to get something meaningful for someone i see maybe 2 hours a day, 4 days a week.
fucking stupid
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Sounds like he performed a Festivus Miracle
AIRING OF GRIEVANCES
Huh, weird. Oh well, I'll give amazon a call today at lunch to see if I can get it sorted out.
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Oh god damn it. I was so tired when I did that list.
Here
BEAST! ->Theidar
Bucketman -> MetroidZoid
BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2
Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2
chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut
Feebsicle -> Veretas/2
George Fornby Grill -> Ten
Isoldae -> TankHammer
kadith -> skettios
Legba -> zucchini/2/3/4
●Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5/2 -> Lost Salient●
Marth -> Okami/2/3
MoosehatIV -> ceres/2
Moriveth -> Rolo
Munkus Beaver -> B. C.
Naphtali -> . (plut)
Perrsun -> BYToady/2
ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon
Skull Man -> PkErthbnd
SLyM -> Usagi
Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4
The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3 -> lostwords/2
thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs
Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella
??? -> Mortal Sky
??? -> neville/2 -> Forar
??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!
??? -> Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile
??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2
??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony
??? -> VisionOfClarity
??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3 -> CrackedLens
??? -> Zonugal
I got nuthin'
I dunno, I think it works well enough.
Also for the record for my Satan, I have not gotten any packages as of yesterday. So as long as you haven't sent anything a significant amount of time ago everything is right on schedule! Woo!
It's supposed to by the 8th, but USPS's site hasn't changed the tracking info. It was at NJ as of the 2nd, that's the only info it will give me. But I promise you it will be there. If I have to order you something like an HDTV right now to make you happy until it comes, I will.
Also, for those not paying attention, Kusu partially spoiled his surprise, and now knows that 2 of the 9 gifts in the package are a PSP and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
Steam
i made a joke!! IT COULD STILL HAVE BEEN A SURPRISE
Steam
1. Matt Smith in a Jar
2. Fleshlight; used
3. Box o' Porn
4. Lifetime subscription of Mountain Dew
5. A library card
6. A fez (fezzes are cool)
7. Panties
HE'S ALSO ALREADY SENT ME FOUR OTHER PACKAGES
Sweeney Tom is the most generous man of all time! I AM HIS HERALD, AND THUSLY HAVE BEEN REWARDED
This makes me happy to hear that Quaker Steak stuff is new to you, I just hope their bottled sauce lives up to the real-life stuff (I haven't actually tried the bottled stuff yet). It's a restaurant chain that started on this (the opposite to your) side of Pennsylvania and has spread from there. They're known for their chicken wings and sauces.
i know!
also, my boss cornered everyone yesterday and forced us to do a secret santa with a 20 dollar minimum, no gift cards.
what the fuck, i didn't agree to this
i think all the morrison fellatio finally made him explode
especially when they set a high minimum and then expect me to get something meaningful for someone i see maybe 2 hours a day, 4 days a week.
fucking stupid
He's not going to be able to go anywhere where they talk about comics on the internet then.
Anyway, my gift was shipped today for my Satanee! They should get it either thursday or friday, so keep on the lookout, you!
ughhghghghg
Merry Christmas
it turns out it was just penny arcade the series season 2 that I preordered like a month ago
you know what, fuck it, thank you me on ordering this and then forgetting about it
why no problem it was my pleasure
I just gotta send back the fresh prince dvd so they don't get mad and the LOTR box set should arrive on thursday
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End -> End
Another completed chain.
AND no eyebrows, which makes it worse.
Switch it with something else. Season 2 of Big Bang Theory or something.
Switch Fresh Prince with Big Bang Theory?
Do you want me to hate you, Peggy?
No no!! Switch it BEFORE sending it back to Amazon. So he can keep Fresh Prince!!
Keith Edward!