I got home tonight in the pouring rain, sort of felt like back home in Washington. And then what do I see inside the building as I'm unlocking the door??!?!
Whoa!! I better get this inside to investigate, I know my mom said she was sending something this week so maybe it's that. I put my two best detectives on the case.
First to the scene was Flapjack.
"Hmm, looks like a box," he said. "Maybe Swarley's eyes are better and he can figure out further clues."
Swarley looked the wrong way first.
But then he finally got his bearings
"Oh yep, it's a box," he screeched excitedly. "You were right the first time ol buddy!!!"
They decided to both examine the box together.
"AAAHHH!!!! A clue!!!!" one of them yelled.
And so they had figured it out. It was a package from that Penny Arcade place they'd heard so much about. Case closed.
Time for some dinner.
And so they ate the dinner and never opened the box. The end.
Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
No, you misunderstand me.
Posting a huge gif, especially the same gif several times, in a spoiler tag, will still load and slow down 56k users. So you still cannot do that. Unless Vanilla is different.
I got something! I think it is from my satan! I cannot open it this minute, but hopefully later tonight I will post some pictures. I just wanna say thank you to my satan in advance, and thanks to lostwords for having me check my mail!
I got something! I think it is from my satan! I cannot open it this minute, but hopefully later tonight I will post some pictures. I just wanna say thank you to my satan in advance, and thanks to lostwords for having me check my mail!
Exciting!!! If I were your Satan, you'd be getting flea dip.
Aaaaaaaand I probably just got uninvited to the zoo
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I got home tonight in the pouring rain, sort of felt like back home in Washington. And then what do I see inside the building as I'm unlocking the door??!?!
Whoa!! I better get this inside to investigate, I know my mom said she was sending something this week so maybe it's that. I put my two best detectives on the case.
First to the scene was Flapjack.
"Hmm, looks like a box," he said. "Maybe Swarley's eyes are better and he can figure out further clues."
Swarley looked the wrong way first.
But then he finally got his bearings
"Oh yep, it's a box," he screeched excitedly. "You were right the first time ol buddy!!!"
They decided to both examine the box together.
"AAAHHH!!!! A clue!!!!" one of them yelled.
And so they had figured it out. It was a package from that Penny Arcade place they'd heard so much about. Case closed.
Time for some dinner.
And so they ate the dinner and never opened the box. The end.
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he is the rudest house guest
Nicolas Cage is happy about this
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bees
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This is pretty amazing.
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Oprah is so generous those people are truly blessed
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TALON!
"ooh, a package from germany which has gift written in the import section next to type"
but nope, it's something i ordered for a family member
oh well, at least it arrived in time
FlyntFlossy.gif
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They were just GIFs of Flynt Flossy dancing and doing pelvic thrusts
Get it, Flynt Flossys
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Posting a huge gif, especially the same gif several times, in a spoiler tag, will still load and slow down 56k users. So you still cannot do that. Unless Vanilla is different.
then again he DID post it multiple times
either way the point is NSF56k is not a valid disclaimer when you post the image in a spoiler, because the image will load anyway
And the best part is because Vanilla doesn't show marks of when things were edited, it's almost like it was always there to begin with! Perfect crime.
Steam
No reason why I think this.
No Satan. Just your stalker 8->
Exciting!!! If I were your Satan, you'd be getting flea dip.
Aaaaaaaand I probably just got uninvited to the zoo