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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

    In BG2, yeah...

    As7 on
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    Secret Satan
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

    In BG2, yeah...

    that's colossally broken and retarded

    PiptheFair on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

    In BG2, yeah...

    that's colossally broken and retarded

    Right, so I assume you never got the cloak that allowed you to reflect every single beholder blast back at them, either.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

    In BG2, yeah...

    that's colossally broken and retarded

    Right, so I assume you never got the cloak that allowed you to reflect every single beholder blast back at them, either.

    never played BG2

    kinda always wanted too, but never did

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Guys, you know what's like Timestop?

    The Principle of Motion charm from Exalted 2E.

    Fuck, I am growing to love that system.

    naporeon on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wait, how are you killing stuff during timestop?

    There is an item that makes you immune.

    Immune to what?

    Immune to the spell making it so you can't affect anything while under the affect of time stop?

    Cause that's hella retarded if there is

    In BG2, yeah...

    that's colossally broken and retarded

    Right, so I assume you never got the cloak that allowed you to reflect every single beholder blast back at them, either.

    I got that, but it was really only useful in the underdark.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    umm once time stop expired, all the spells you cast went off. and yes i know time stop isn't 5th level.time stop pretty much is what Hiro does in Heroes. you do a crap ton of stuff very fast, but they fixed this with 3.5 d20 by making it so you could still only cast one xtra spell with time stop instead of multipul spells.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    For chrissake, please learn how to write properly.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    He is not that bad WHY. He just has shitty spelling and doesn't capitalize things.

    Straightzi on
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously, that post barely takes up two lines, and it feels like I'm reading one of those long, rant essays where the writer doesn't know how to seperate ideas because he's never learned what a "paragraph" was.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hahahaha. It does kinda read like that, now that you mention it. Oh well, that's more of shitty writing than anything, and we can't expect everyone here to be fucking Hemingway (although that would be rad).

    Straightzi on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    We don't expect people to be Hemingway, but we do expect them to be coherent and write more competently than an eighth grader.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You guys are bearing down on him worse than he deserves here I think. He's not a good writer, but he's certainly an adequate one. We can understand what he's talking about, and that's really what matters.

    Straightzi on
  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mani give me your loose orc bits

    Ein on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    But Quetzi, we understand what you're talking about and that's why we don't like you.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    No, you don't like me because I'm a simpering faggot. Get your animosities straight dickcheese.

    Straightzi on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think you may be confused on this one.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quite possibly! I learned to read and write from a retarded chimpanzee who could only do sign language which was then interpreted by a parrot who sat on his shoulder.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I wish to meet this chimp.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi, sell me your boars

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    You know what a fun tabletop is? Battletech.

    2511L.jpg

    You know what a fun online port of Battletech is? Megamek.

    Kazhiim on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cheeeeezus

    That's a crap paint job, though. I know what he was going for, it just doesn't look very good.

    That's also not really what I would call a "miniature".

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    a big robot is a big robot regardless of the paint job


    (it's a fun game)

    Kazhiim on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It looks neat but somewhat unwieldy

    But that's only because in my head you field like 15-20 of these monstrosities at a time, which probably isn't the case.

    sarukun on
  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are they still making Battletech?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mani give me your loose orc bits

    Okay but you have to bid on them.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Draeven wrote: »
    umm once time stop expired, all the spells you cast went off. and yes i know time stop isn't 5th level.time stop pretty much is what Hiro does in Heroes. you do a crap ton of stuff very fast, but they fixed this with 3.5 d20 by making it so you could still only cast one xtra spell with time stop instead of multipul spells.

    that's not how it works at all

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    You know what a fun tabletop is? Battletech.

    2511L.jpg

    You know what a fun online port of Battletech is? Megamek.

    Oh fuck!
    Megamek looks awesome!

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Someone actually made a persistant universe thing that used Megamek. You earned credits, with which you payed to buy new mechs and pilots. As well, damage needed to be repaired between missions, and quite often you gained or lost mech chassis due to salvage.



    It was actually pretty frustrating.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    There's always Neveron. It's one of those newfangled browser-based empire building games, but it's also got the battletech system (mostly) implemented in realtime for battles. Mind you, the way they handle initiative is just dumber than scout, but otherwise it's a fun, free game.

    Kazhiim on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I played battletech way back when it was released as a boxed game with a tomahawk on the cover.
    I loved the shit out of it. I should try to get back into it.

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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Mani give me your loose orc bits

    Okay but you have to bid on them.

    So close

    Ein on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The quicker you buy them, the quicker I can afford to do an all chariot army.

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  • WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    The quicker you buy them, the quicker I can afford to do an all chariot army.
    But who will be Spartacus?

    Wulf on
    Everyone needs a little Chaos!
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wulf wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    The quicker you buy them, the quicker I can afford to do an all chariot army.
    But who will be Spartacus?

    I am

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    and that's Ben Hur douchebag

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  • WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    and that's Ben Hur douchebag

    Kirk Douglas you cockknocker. <3

    Wulf on
    Everyone needs a little Chaos!
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You don't need Ben Hur when you have fucking mummies.
    chariot-art.jpg

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ushabti are cooler than zombies thx

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