Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

Kusuguttai · December 2011

it can honestly hold a shit load of shit

Kusuguttai · December 2011

shit everywhere

End · December 2011

kusu knows all about shit

(I actually have one of those bags of holding too)

neville · December 2011

kusu is the king of shit

Orikaeshigitae · December 2011

hugs, mudkipz.

Kusuguttai · December 2011

shit is my realm

neville · December 2011

mudkipzhugz

Theidar · December 2011

neville wrote:

Munkus Beaver wrote:

neville wrote:

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

yeah, they always have awesome team names

@Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
Logic--

Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

Not too long before I saw the nurse, although it was about 30-45 minutes before I got an IV after the triage doctor.
Yeah, I dunno why the barium fucked with me this time, but it made me pretty sick.

@Theidar Oh... see that's actually pretty useful information. Still sucks, but now at least I know.

OP updated w/ latest matches

Thanks, a significant number of people get sick from barium(or gastrograffin whichever they had you drink). It's great because you give it to people with nausea and vomiting or diarrhea to find out what's wrong and it's side effects are nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

KetBra · December 2011

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just got my present

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MANY AWESOME THINGS Pics to come!

godmode · December 2011

Kusuguttai wrote:

godmode wrote:

Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!

My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

i have this bag and it is incredible

Same bag, same Zero hoodie, soon Kusu we shall be indistinguishable from each other.

ThreeCubed · December 2011

Tell me if you hate the yellow arrows, folks:

Aeyther

Orikaeshigitae/1.5

Antimatter

Wombat!!/2/3

Bucketman

MetroidZoid

BusterK

Sara Lynn/2

Caulk Bite 6

Centipede Damascus/2

chrishallett83

#pipe/2/3

Platypus Beirut

End

godmode

Feebsicle

Veretas/2

George Fornby Grill

Ten

Isoldae

TankHammer

kadith

skettios

Keith

Weaver/2/3

Legba

zucchini/2/3/4

●Lost Salient

Blake T/1.5/2 ●

Marth

Okami/2/3

MoosehatIV

ceres/2

Moriveth

Rolo

Munkus Beaver

B. C.

Naphtali

. (plut)

Perrsun

BYToady/2

Robert Khoo

BEAST!

Theidar

ShimSham

Stale/2

Romanian My Escutcheon

Skull Man

PkErthbnd

SLyM

Usagi

Spookymuffin

thorgot

Slacker71/2

Nogs

Sweeney Tom

Kusuguttai/2/3/4

The Lovely Bastard

Tox/2/3

lostwords/2

Vivixenne

That Dave Fella

???

KetBra

???

Mortal Sky

???

neville/2

Forar

???

QuickSnap

Goose!

???

Sal

Uriel

Aphostile

???

Schide

??? (riddlehero)

Smart Hero/2

???

The Geebs That Is A Pony

???

vermiculture

???

VisionOfClarity

???

Zay

Hunter/2/3

CrackedLens

???

Zonugal

Janson · December 2011

KetBra wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just got my present

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MANY AWESOME THINGS Pics to come!

Anticipation building!

KetBra · December 2011

So! Got home from school today to find a package from amazon on the table (I'm assuming my roommate got it and it didn't spontaneously appear but I'm not ruling that out yet).

Well, let's take a look inside!

Hooooly Christ there's a lot in there! Let's take a look!

Yaaay! I love Hark a Vagrant! Now I can get my history webcrumblics without the internet!

ooh, Persepolis! I've heard a lot of good things about these books, definitely looking forward to cracking them open.

Music! Gorillaz! Excellent! This is their one album I didn't have yet so now I've got the complete set.

Ass creed! :shock:

Looks like there's going to be some murdering on the docket tonight!

I don't see any name on the note attached, but thank you so much secret satan, whoever you are!

Janson · December 2011

Woo! A box of very good taste, indeed!

neville · December 2011

So I finally get a package redelivered that the USPS "tried to deliver" then took to the Post Office.
I mean, I have a front door and I have an apt office where people regularly drop off packages. But they choose to be different. Shocking how they're going bankrupt...
But I digress... When I get it, I realize this isn't the same size as the package I was expecting.

OH CRAP... it's from Satan! :O

That's pretty big...
(that's what he said)

Oh Ho!

Holy crap! Real knives! Finally! Had these on my list for forever, but never got them until now! Weee!

Yesss! A lot of my old baking stuff was left behind in Seattle due to space/weight and shipping costs. Finally, my kitchen, she is reborn!

And my Satan is revealed to be the great doctor @Theidar
Helping diagnose my ER woes AND shipping me delightful holiday gifts, thank you!

And yes, the handcrafted marshmallows were awesome.
I did share with coworkers, however, as I couldn't eat all of them by myself. ;3

Thank you so much!

lostwords · December 2011

Very nice Theidar! Those knives look sharp and calphalon products are top notch! Now make me some cupcakes and muffin tops, Neville!

Weaver · December 2011

So I'm a horrible person and didn't get my box shipped out today, but in my defense it's because while I was out & about I got my satan another present.

ThreeCubed · December 2011

That last box of goodies, Neville, look amazeballs.

neville · December 2011

All of my balls are amazed!

Theidar · December 2011

I was starting to worry that the Post Office was going to just keep those for themselves. So relieved that wasn't the case.

When I saw the bakeware on your list and was like:

Neville is in need of baking materials! This must be fixed immediately!

Super glad you liked everything.

Sal · December 2011

Another long day at school, another package waiting for me when I get back

There are further instructions inside

OH GOD I SEE SOMETHING IN THERE

WHAT IS IT???!?!

It is 3 (!) gifts!

Holy shit the Octopus Pie book! Nothing could match thi-

FUCK

YES

You are the coolest, Satan. My bed is covered in glitter and my heart is filled with holiday joy!

Kochikens · December 2011

oh man
I am jealous Sal!!
good job sals satan

Sweeney Tom · December 2011

Holy shit that's cool

Weaver · December 2011

holy shit I had no idea Onstad had started making achewoods again

Kwoaru · December 2011

So today I found a box at my door, so I brought it in and put it on my desk

and opened it up

holy shit that looks like a lot of stuff, let's start with the card!

My Satan is SCHIDE, thank you Schide for the shiny packages I am about to rip the hell open

Lets dig it all out and see what we have

Hey that really is a lot of stuff, god damn. Very curious about what the batteries in the lower left are for.

Well let's start with the tastiest looking thing

some god damn chocolate covered pretzels oh my god they are so good

Okay that's a good start, but lets not go crazy here. Wait. What is this? Oh man oh man ohmanohman

mother fucking complete beast wars collection holy fucking shit

I god damn love beast wars, and I love you.

I force myself to set it aside and get back to the friggin mountain of stuff I have left.
NEXT

this looks pretty awesome, gonna have to watch it this weekend

I don't know much about terry pratchet besides a lot of people liking his stuff, but I love putting stuff together and this looks fun as hell

This next one is almost the same size as the beast wars package, what is it?

the answer is the god damn venture bros. season one and house season one. I love both of these shows oh man

Okay we're in the home stretch, only two gifts left...and I still havent found a use for those batteries

The next package is not one book, but THREE comic books I have never heard of and I cannot wait to dig into them

Okay here comes the last one, the batteries have to be for this. Unless I've been posting a lot about not having enough AAA's? Let's find out!

oh god this looks like too much fun

THE ENTIRE HAUL

3 dvd sets, 3 comic books, video game music blu-ray, a book of buildings to build, and a god damn flying shark

This is an absolutely fantastic set of gifts and I'm gonna watch the dvds this weekend.

Thanks for killing my weekend Schide, you glorious bastard.

Sweeney Tom · December 2011

Holy shit

Marth · December 2011

NOICE

neville · December 2011

Kwoaru wrote:

So today I found a box at my door, so I brought it in and put it on my desk
and opened it up
holy shit that looks like a lot of stuff, let's start with the card!

My Satan is SCHIDE, thank you Schide for the shiny packages I am about to rip the hell open

Lets dig it all out and see what we have
Hey that really is a lot of stuff, god damn. Very curious about what the batteries in the lower left are for.

Well let's start with the tastiest looking thing
some god damn chocolate covered pretzels oh my god they are so good

Okay that's a good start, but lets not go crazy here. Wait. What is this? Oh man oh man ohmanohman
mother fucking complete beast wars collection holy fucking shit

I god damn love beast wars, and I love you.

I force myself to set it aside and get back to the friggin mountain of stuff I have left.
NEXT

this looks pretty awesome, gonna have to watch it this weekend
NEXT

I don't know much about terry pratchet besides a lot of people liking his stuff, but I love putting stuff together and this looks fun as hell

This next one is almost the same size as the beast wars package, what is it?
the answer is the god damn venture bros. season one and house season one. I love both of these shows oh man

Okay we're in the home stretch, only two gifts left...and I still havent found a use for those batteries
The next package is not one book, but THREE comic books I have never heard of and I cannot wait to dig into them

Okay here comes the last one, the batteries have to be for this. Unless I've been posting a lot about not having enough AAA's? Let's find out!
oh god this looks like too much fun

THE ENTIRE HAUL
3 dvd sets, 3 comic books, video game music blu-ray, a book of buildings to build, and a god damn flying shark

This is an absolutely fantastic set of gifts and I'm gonna watch the dvds this weekend.

Thanks for killing my weekend Schide, you glorious bastard.

That's awesome.
Someone has one of those Air Sharks at work; they're pretty funny.

Garlic Bread · December 2011

Perhapanauts is pretty decent

Umbrella Academy is amazing

A duck! · December 2011

So my gifts showed up from my Satan! I wish my phone would connect to my PC so I could upload them!

I got a nice tin of Maple Ice Mints, which I am very quickly munching my way through, two L.E. Modesitt books, Snow Crash and seasons 1 of Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse! Thank you, Mint!

Lost Salient · December 2011

Man, people are getting awesome presents!

I am going to go use my munchstache cookie cutters right now. I am so excited.

Schide · December 2011

Oh cool it did get there today.

I have to apologize for not writing a more thorough card but I was just about to leave for the post office when I realized I had forgot to write anything, so...

Just assume that I gave you you stuff either because I thought you'd like it or I like it and hoped you would like it. Or something.

But glad you like everything!

Kwoaru · December 2011

these pretzels are so good but they are finite in number

you are history's greatest monster

Schide · December 2011

They're local!

SLyM · December 2011

Chocolate covered pretzels taste way better than simply the sum of their parts.

Which is astounding because both chocolate and pretzels are amazing already

Garlic Bread · December 2011

Schide wrote:

They're local!

Ewww Western Pennsylvania

Seattle Thread · December 2011

neville wrote:

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

yeah, they always have awesome team names

My personal favorite was "I hear that going down on Oprah is like eating cottage cheese out of Rueben Studdard's armpit"

#pipe · December 2011

vermiculture wrote:

a group of kangaroos is called a Mob, not a troop

Tef · December 2011

Yay! @ketbra I'm glad you like your presents!

I'm putting together something a bit more personalised that I'll send myself. Since it'll be coming from Australia, I wanted I make sure you had some gifts prior to Christmas

Garlic Bread · December 2011

#pipe wrote:

vermiculture wrote:

a group of kangaroos is called a Mob, not a troop

"The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court. Mobs usually have ten or more kangaroos in them."

Penny Arcade

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