Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there :P I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.
Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!
My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!
i have this bag and it is incredible
Same bag, same Zero hoodie, soon Kusu we shall be indistinguishable from each other.
I am being completely serious when I say how the fuck did you know what I was wearing today
If the tracking still hasn't updated there might be somethin goin down. I had problems with the usps last year or the year before and the package got there several weeks late considering I was sending it six hours away by car.
If the tracking still hasn't updated there might be somethin goin down. I had problems with the usps last year or the year before and the package got there several weeks late considering I was sending it six hours away by car.
We basically won't replace anything for our customers until it's 30 days late around this time of year (unless it shows that it was delivered, in that case, it was stolen or misdelivered and we will replace it). They almost always get it in that time.
So my gifts showed up from my Satan! I wish my phone would connect to my PC so I could upload them!
I got a nice tin of Maple Ice Mints, which I am very quickly munching my way through, two L.E. Modesitt books, Snow Crash and seasons 1 of Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse! Thank you, Mint!
If the tracking still hasn't updated there might be somethin goin down. I had problems with the usps last year or the year before and the package got there several weeks late considering I was sending it six hours away by car.
We basically won't replace anything for our customers until it's 30 days late around this time of year (unless it shows that it was delivered, in that case, it was stolen or misdelivered and we will replace it). They almost always get it in that time.
that is a ridiculously long time to wait for a package if you paid for a certain level of urgency. The incident I had was when I decided to never use the usps again when there's a UPS store next door; never had a problem shipping with them and they always deliver on or very damn close to the estimated date.
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If the tracking still hasn't updated there might be somethin goin down. I had problems with the usps last year or the year before and the package got there several weeks late considering I was sending it six hours away by car.
We basically won't replace anything for our customers until it's 30 days late around this time of year (unless it shows that it was delivered, in that case, it was stolen or misdelivered and we will replace it). They almost always get it in that time.
that is a ridiculously long time to wait for a package if you paid for a certain level of urgency. The incident I had was when I decided to never use the usps again when there's a UPS store next door; never had a problem shipping with them and they always deliver on or very damn close to the estimated date.
Yes, the USPS is total and udder crap.
The business mail supervisor made me cry the other day when I brought 150 pieces of mail at 5:06 (they stop accepting mail at 5:00). Yes, I'm ashamed that I teared up, but I was running on 2 hours of sleep and was already frazzled and frustrated that no one would take the damn mail, he was mean, and NO ONE AT THAT GODDAMN FACILITY WOULD TAKE MY FUCKING MAIL THAT ALREADY HAD POSTAGE PAID AND AFFIXED. It wasn't even bulk mail (that they have to process a certain way).
I understand that they are stressed this time of year, but when no one will come pick up the mail because it's too much for a carrier but not enough for a bobtail, and my warehouse doesn't close until 5pm, and the clerks inside the post office won't accept my mail because it's too many pieces, you leave me no choice but to show up at your dock at 5:06.
If the tracking still hasn't updated there might be somethin goin down. I had problems with the usps last year or the year before and the package got there several weeks late considering I was sending it six hours away by car.
We basically won't replace anything for our customers until it's 30 days late around this time of year (unless it shows that it was delivered, in that case, it was stolen or misdelivered and we will replace it). They almost always get it in that time.
that is a ridiculously long time to wait for a package if you paid for a certain level of urgency. The incident I had was when I decided to never use the usps again when there's a UPS store next door; never had a problem shipping with them and they always deliver on or very damn close to the estimated date.
Yes, the USPS is total and udder crap.
The business mail supervisor made me cry the other day when I brought 150 pieces of mail at 5:06 (they stop accepting mail at 5:00). Yes, I'm ashamed that I teared up, but I was running on 2 hours of sleep and was already frazzled and frustrated that no one would take the damn mail, he was mean, and NO ONE AT THAT GODDAMN FACILITY WOULD TAKE MY FUCKING MAIL THAT ALREADY HAD POSTAGE PAID AND AFFIXED. It wasn't even bulk mail (that they have to process a certain way).
I understand that they are stressed this time of year, but when no one will come pick up the mail because it's too much for a carrier but not enough for a bobtail, and my warehouse doesn't close until 5pm, and the clerks inside the post office won't accept my mail because it's too many pieces, you leave me no choice but to show up at your dock at 5:06.
Fuckers.
My dad used to be a teller at USPS. He may have made an exception. *clears throat*
Inside joke, you had to be there (and by there I mean a member of my family
Yay! @ketbra I'm glad you like your presents! I'm putting together something a bit more personalised that I'll send myself. Since it'll be coming from Australia, I wanted I make sure you had some gifts prior to Christmas
Thanks a ton dude! All this stuff is super awesome
Was just playing some assassin's creed. Running around tripping people with the hookblade is now my favorite thing to do.
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Fedex and UPS don't process the millions of small, letter sized pieces that are distributed every day. Or bulk mailings that, while are annoying to get, enough people do appreciate to make them profitable. The USPS is badass, but if you're sendinf a larger parcel feel free to use one of the multiple private sector options.
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Trivia category yesterday was riddles. "What can you catch but not throw?" The exact right answer was "a cold" but also accepted was "the clap, herpes, or any other STD as long as you don't show me to prove it."
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Trivia category yesterday was riddles. "What can you catch but not throw?" The exact right answer was "a cold" but also accepted was "the clap, herpes, or any other STD as long as you don't show me to prove it."
Your drift.
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...addressed to my dad. It was sheets.
I am being completely serious when I say how the fuck did you know what I was wearing today
sigh
If it's not here this week, USPS will be hearing from me.
Gonna pull some United Nations "sternly worded letter" ass-whuppings on them
Steam
This is a good post.
Haha no worries mate it was humorous.
We basically won't replace anything for our customers until it's 30 days late around this time of year (unless it shows that it was delivered, in that case, it was stolen or misdelivered and we will replace it). They almost always get it in that time.
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@Mint is pretty wonderful.
that is a ridiculously long time to wait for a package if you paid for a certain level of urgency. The incident I had was when I decided to never use the usps again when there's a UPS store next door; never had a problem shipping with them and they always deliver on or very damn close to the estimated date.
As of today at 5:09 AM, it was in Richmond, CA
So expect it hopefully tomorrow, unless the weather there is extremely shit :]
Steam
Can I be a character witness
I promise not to provide peanut butter kusu as evidence
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yes, the USPS is total and udder crap.
The business mail supervisor made me cry the other day when I brought 150 pieces of mail at 5:06 (they stop accepting mail at 5:00). Yes, I'm ashamed that I teared up, but I was running on 2 hours of sleep and was already frazzled and frustrated that no one would take the damn mail, he was mean, and NO ONE AT THAT GODDAMN FACILITY WOULD TAKE MY FUCKING MAIL THAT ALREADY HAD POSTAGE PAID AND AFFIXED. It wasn't even bulk mail (that they have to process a certain way).
I understand that they are stressed this time of year, but when no one will come pick up the mail because it's too much for a carrier but not enough for a bobtail, and my warehouse doesn't close until 5pm, and the clerks inside the post office won't accept my mail because it's too many pieces, you leave me no choice but to show up at your dock at 5:06.
Fuckers.
My dad used to be a teller at USPS. He may have made an exception. *clears throat*
But some of them are so awful it hurts inside.
Steam
Thanks a ton dude! All this stuff is super awesome
Was just playing some assassin's creed. Running around tripping people with the hookblade is now my favorite thing to do.
I live in the san Francisco bay area. Trentsteel lives somewhere in southern California. It takes 7 hours to drive from my house to, say, Disneyland.
I paid for 2-3 day shipping. It got there after like two or three weeks. That is an obscene amount of time for how close the shipment was.
Would that I could vomit through the internet...
its coming here to the house so i can rub my junk all over it and then wrap it and send it to you
you lucky devil you
The gift that keeps giving.
Satans..... hints.....
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Also Dissapointment. Or does it. Not. Maybe. Who knows?
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
This is what she found.
Three lovely surprises!
Of course I promptly told her to tear into that tasteful wrapping paper in order to find:
Two amazing movies and book to teach me exactly how to re-enact them
Thank you @Staleghoti !! I can no wait to get home to enjoy this bounty!
I'm less okay with their customer service. Very not okay with it in fact.
Trivia category yesterday was riddles. "What can you catch but not throw?" The exact right answer was "a cold" but also accepted was "the clap, herpes, or any other STD as long as you don't show me to prove it."
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Luke and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a good trivia team name.
Bastille Magnolias was all him, though. Still delightful.
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Your drift.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
:bz