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XXX Cookie Exchange, where the 1% of us who bake get 99% of the delicousness

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
Better late than never, right?!

It is the THIRD ANNUAL XXX Cookie Exchange.
Fanfare fanfare, etc etc.

Rules:
1. If this is your first time in XXX Cookie Exchange, you must bake.
(Actually EVERYONE must bake to participate)
2. You MUST live in the US. Sorry, but shipping externally is too difficult with laws for customs, etc. Plus by the time they arrive, they may not be good to consume.
3. If you wish to participate, click the spoiler and send an email EXACTLY THE SAME FORMAT AS IT to secretsatantwo@gmail.com
Subject: COOKIE: YourForumHandle (I.e. COOKIE: Cardboard Tube Samurai)
Address: John Smith, 123 Fake Street, Wherever, Nebraska, 12345
Absent Times: I will be visiting family Dec 23 - 28.
Allergies: None
Dislikes: No chocolate or peanut butter, please
PLEASE follow the format above so that Usagi & I can keep Satans folks separate.

4. Signups must be done by Dec 19. If interest/emails die down, may end signup period early as needed.
Cookies you'll have ~1 month or so to send them out, whenever is convenient to you (but try to keep your person's absent times in mind so their cookies don't rot in their absence!)

Have fun and get baking!!


Participants:
Neville
Metroidzoid
Slacker71
Margarazzi
Usagi
MadEddy
peen
skettios
Reginald
scarlet blvd.
Raijin Quickfoot
OminousLozenge
Perrsun
TiB
sarukun
cabsy
miscellaneousinsanity

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I think I asked before but does it have to be cookies? Like, say, any holiday treats that are mailable?
    (I'm thinking chocolate bark)

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Really Neville?

    Same joke twice?

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    MetroidZoid wrote:
    I think I asked before but does it have to be cookies? Like, say, any holiday treats that are mailable?
    (I'm thinking chocolate bark)

    sure thing.

    blake, i'm exhausted. die near a fire

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I probably sent the email wrong. Let's see if I can earn Neville's ire once more.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    No ire to be had!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I should do this



    but I probably won't.

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    Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Just had to put this here

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    Hail Satan!
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Dear Cookie Enema Recipient: This could be you!
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    MetroidZoid on
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Cookie... enema...... please tell me it's followed by a milk enema.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    If this wasn't XXX I would do it.

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    dang it

    VoproSTEIN on
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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    wrong tab again!

    VoproSTEIN on
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Just like the 1% always keeping things to themselves

    also baking for secret satans was plenty enough work for me

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So uhh how bout cookies?

    VoproSTEIN on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote:
    If this wasn't XXX I would do it.

    the XXX is optional.
    don't be a silly goose.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    neville wrote:
    Goose! wrote:
    If this wasn't XXX I would do it.

    the XXX is optional.
    don't be a silly goose.

    There wasn't a thing in the form that asked about XXX yes or no!

    And it says XXX in the title!

    I'm not the silly goose!

    Goose! on
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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Everyone give me all the cookies.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Cookie... enema...... please tell me it's followed by a milk enema.

    It was the first thing to come to mind, after last year's Analular Cookie Exchange.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    MetroidZoid wrote:
    Dear Cookie Enema Recipient: This could be you!
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    This is great! I would love to see this episode.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Goose! wrote:
    If this wasn't XXX I would do it.

    the XXX is optional.
    don't be a silly goose.

    There wasn't a thing in the form that asked about XXX yes or no!

    And it says XXX in the title!

    I'm not the silly goose!

    Well you're some kind of you know what I can't even finish it.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    C is for cookie and that's good enough for me!

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    F is for Fire that burns down the whole town
    U is for Uranium ... bomb
    N is for no survivoooooorsssss

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    quit postin' and start signin up!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I need to think of what kind of cookies I want to make.

    If I come up with something interesting, I'll sign up.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Going to bed now, but hecks yes I will be signing up in the morning!

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    you have a month to think of something, saru
    don't make me hit you

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
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    I'm not sure I am having the appropriate reaction to this.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Man, I would sign up like crazy, but I'll only be in the States for that short two week period. :( Wehh.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Well I see how it is @neville

    Get me to send you a king's ransom in Tim Tams and then exclude me from your cookie making virtuosity
    Just in case it's not evident, I'm being facetious and I hope your Tim Tams make it safe and sound

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I'm in and more people had better sign up because baking is rad and everything you bake is good so don't be a dork and say "I can't bake abloo bloo" shut it and bake.

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Okay, I'm signed up! Gonna steal my sister's secret recipe for those cookies she made for Thanksgiving.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Oh, geez fine I'll sign up.

    Guess I'll bake some cookies. DARN.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Yessssss signed up

    And now time to plot someone's cookie demise

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Well I see how it is @neville

    Get me to send you a king's ransom in Tim Tams and then exclude me from your cookie making virtuosity
    Just in case it's not evident, I'm being facetious and I hope your Tim Tams make it safe and sound

    whaaat :o
    i has no tims, nor tams!

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    My wife just told me about a seventh kind of cookie we might be baking this weekend. Shit's getting real.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    give them all to me

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Tempted to sign up for this since I was way too extra broke to do normal satans.

    But damn if our oven isn't a pile of crap.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Psh, none for you cheesecake hoarder. Unless you're the person I trade with, in which case lucky you!

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    skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    hmmmmmm

    Have to figure out my holiday baking schedule

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