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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    @Feral yes

    yesssss

    feed me more of those things

    it makes me stronger

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Feral you monster

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    I don't know, if someone was threatening me with a knife or a gun he better hope he kills me because I'll straight up maim you with my bare hands. I'm talking about ripping chunks of flesh out with my hands, gouging eyes, biting. I'd be a fucking animal on someone's ass.

    Don't bite! Then there's that exchange of fluids and what not.

    I mean, bite if it's all you have, but go for the ripping first.

    sorry but there has to be biting.

    If you come at me?

    I'm going to eat you. It's just the way it's gonna be.

    I will keep you in the freezer and I'll take a few months to do it, but I will eat you.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    In other news I am increasingly concerned that I am just bad at modern videogames.

    I can't work the combat in AssBro. The simple act of hitting blokes with implements of hurting is proving surprisingly difficult.

    This isn't supposed to happen until you have a child though, and they utter those magical words, "Here dad, let me do it."

    I just had an "oh god so this is what that feels like" moment, because there was a little helpful thing telling me what buttons to press, and I was pressing those very buttons and nothing was happening.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    I am always really interested in how bent out of shape people get when someone mentions they are a pacifist

    Its like the anti vegetarian response blown over a thousandfold

    Or maybe just people in [chat] and on the internet

    I understand it to a point, because it's unrealistic to expect every situation can be resolved without violence. For some, it also equates to a complete lack of action on the pacifist's part.

    I lie somewhere in between. I believe in using only absolute necessary force. If you're being mugged, and you know how to fight, you do only what you need to do to get yourself out of immediate danger.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    are these comic sans remakes of movie posters?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    I don't know, if someone was threatening me with a knife or a gun he better hope he kills me because I'll straight up maim you with my bare hands. I'm talking about ripping chunks of flesh out with my hands, gouging eyes, biting. I'd be a fucking animal on someone's ass.

    Don't bite! Then there's that exchange of fluids and what not.

    I mean, bite if it's all you have, but go for the ripping first.

    sorry but there has to be biting.

    If you come at me?

    I'm going to eat you. It's just the way it's gonna be.

    I will keep you in the freezer and I'll take a few months to do it, but I will eat you.

    Abdhy I choked on my coffee on this one

    well played

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    are these comic sans remakes of movie posters?

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Mim wrote:
    bowen wrote:
    I don't know, if someone was threatening me with a knife or a gun he better hope he kills me because I'll straight up maim you with my bare hands. I'm talking about ripping chunks of flesh out with my hands, gouging eyes, biting. I'd be a fucking animal on someone's ass.

    Don't bite! Then there's that exchange of fluids and what not.

    I mean, bite if it's all you have, but go for the ripping first.

    sorry but there has to be biting.

    If you come at me?

    I'm going to eat you. It's just the way it's gonna be.

    I will keep you in the freezer and I'll take a few months to do it, but I will eat you.

    Abdhy I choked on my coffee on this one

    well played

    Also if you're losing in a fight, you always have the teeth as a last resort.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    I mean I am a pacifist and all but maybe when it got down to it I would be able to fight and kill someone

    I dont know, the situation has never happened to me

    So I prefer not to pontificate too much about it

    Maybe if I get in a fight or something I can report back

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    tumblr_lslbsnrMZO1r46t4lo1_500.jpg

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    are these comic sans remakes of movie posters?

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    Ahahaha. Oh my god.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    arch i love you and missed you

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Although it must be said that I am pretty handy with a scalpel and I usually have one in my backpack

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
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    haha

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    rick stormcloak

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    21st, would it surprise you to know that I now feel the same about going somewhere with you, that you feel about going somewhere with an armed friend? It would seriously make me a bit nervous to go somewhere in public with you.

    Okay wait

    What

    You guys are all being extremely ridiculous about this whole thing

    Not surprisingly, I feel pretty similar to 21st here, and the last time this was brought up, much of the same sorts of things were said to me

    Maybe it's a cultural thing. You don't have my back in a fight? Ok, im mot saying youre a bad person. But yeah it'd make me a little bit wary if we were going out to a bar and you were like "hey man, if some shit goes down, just let me get my butt kicked, cause that's what I'm gonna do for you".

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    What the hell have I just stumbled across.

    go back while you still can

    madness waits for those who tread this chat

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    In general if you get are getting mugged at gun point/knife point unless you are some heavily trained person it is best to just give up the wallet and report it to the police. Which is pretty much what I would do.

    Kind of like if you have the chance, better to run away from people who out number you who want to fight you. Self preservation should probably be high on your list of things. But I am coming in late so I might be talking about something different here.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    I didn't know anyone in Turbonegro was gay. I'm not familiar with them so it isn't that surprising, but I saw them play with Queens of the Stone Age and there was nothing in their music or performance to suggest that they weren't all straight rockers.

    well it's a law of nature that if you're gay you have to be a total flamer, so

    they're straight flamers, mostly

    even if this is a joke, it's true

    I'm so tired of the whole "He's gay? But he doesn't look gay!"

    I didn't realize every gay person got a special ring like it's a fucking varsity team

    They only get the ring if they're on the varsity fucking team

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Alright, Total War Third Age 3.0 installed.

    Now, what faction am I gonna start playing as?

    I did dwarves not long ago so not dwarves.

    But there's the pick of Gondor, Rohan, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dale, Free Peoples of Eriador, Isengard, Orcs of the Misty Mountains, Orcs of Gundabad, Mordor, Rhun and Harad.

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
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    That is the real quote right? Not just the Perry satire version, because they are pretty similar

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote:
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    hahahaha

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I like that Feral is here to post funny pictures in the face of an especially stupid [chat] moment.

    He's the hero we deserve.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Alright, Total War Third Age 3.0 installed.

    Now, what faction am I gonna start playing as?

    I did dwarves not long ago so not dwarves.

    But there's the pick of Gondor, Rohan, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dale, Free Peoples of Eriador, Isengard, Orcs of the Misty Mountains, Orcs of Gundabad, Mordor, Rhun and Harad.

    WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOBBITS

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Well, my stomach is fine and lungs hurt like hell. Perhaps the virus is in my lungs now? Dunno, but I still feel really ill.

    On the plus side, this means I can eat solid food again without worrying about getting nauseous. Grilling up a bit of salmon and a couple cheese perogies with vegetables.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    japan wrote:
    japan wrote:
    In other news I am increasingly concerned that I am just bad at modern videogames.

    I can't work the combat in AssBro. The simple act of hitting blokes with implements of hurting is proving surprisingly difficult.

    This isn't supposed to happen until you have a child though, and they utter those magical words, "Here dad, let me do it."

    I just had an "oh god so this is what that feels like" moment, because there was a little helpful thing telling me what buttons to press, and I was pressing those very buttons and nothing was happening.

    I had this for a while with the Assassins Creed II - eventually it all just clicked but there was definitely about five minutes of "WHY, WHY WON'T IT DO A THING?"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    some gay people have a something about the

    like, if someone tells you they're gay you're like "oh, of course."

    A gay je ne sais quois.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Alright, Total War Third Age 3.0 installed.

    Now, what faction am I gonna start playing as?

    I did dwarves not long ago so not dwarves.

    But there's the pick of Gondor, Rohan, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dale, Free Peoples of Eriador, Isengard, Orcs of the Misty Mountains, Orcs of Gundabad, Mordor, Rhun and Harad.

    WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOBBITS

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

    Free Peoples of Eriador.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Arch wrote:
    I AM CALLING MY LAWYER

    my contract clearly stipulates that I will appear in two (2) scenes of the upcoming film AND that my people will be represented in all games based on the property

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Feral where are those coming from?

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Arch wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Alright, Total War Third Age 3.0 installed.

    Now, what faction am I gonna start playing as?

    I did dwarves not long ago so not dwarves.

    But there's the pick of Gondor, Rohan, Wood Elves, High Elves, Dale, Free Peoples of Eriador, Isengard, Orcs of the Misty Mountains, Orcs of Gundabad, Mordor, Rhun and Harad.

    WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOBBITS

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

    Free Peoples of Eriador.

    Oh I didnt see it there apparently

    NEVERMIND

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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